if you're not cheating, you're not trying

2006-10-11T20:12:00.000-07:00

2005-12-02T07:44:00.000-08:00

I've moved. Yay yay.

http://eatmyshorts.confutatis.org

2005-11-28T21:46:00.000-08:00

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Moving my blog. But the server's cocked up.

My sister called Singtel's headquarters, which redirected to where? HSBC Bank.
So sit tight folks.

2005-11-25T07:11:00.000-08:00

1C, 2C, 3C, 4C.

Whoohoo! CCCCCCCCCCC
Yes dipshits, I got into 3C. Yay.

Good point: Aiyan and Paula will be with me FOREVAH! BWAHAHAHA! Well, for the next 2 years, but you know what I mean.

Bad point: Everyone else in 3C are either dorks/losers/weirdos/shitheads. There are a couple of cool people but yeah you get the point.

Yeah, each time I saw one of my future classmate's name, it was a poison dart shot in my eye.
Once I saw each name, I went, "OMGWTFBBQ. Eat shit!"

This cannot be happening. Nonononono.

And if I'm correct, none of the dudes in 3C'06 are taking Lit. They either chose option 4 or whatever and got into 3C.

Like, huh?

And the thing is that FL, Evonne, Julien and Chee Yang are all going to 3F, which has like, 5 dudes in it.

They'll be in the other block, which seems like the other side of the world to me.
I can feel an emo sort of feeling creeping up.

Gnnaahh.

2005-11-24T02:30:00.000-08:00

Boredom can do many things to you.

Some might cry. Some might watch television. Some might bite with their toes. Some might play with themselves. Some might gouge their eyeballs out.

But it can also make you bored enough to create poems! YAY.
I've decided to list down all poems which Denise has ever created.

Boredom
By: Denise feat. Julia

BORED LARRRH
ME TOO
BOO HOO
WHAT DO WE DO BUT MOO?!

Copyrighted to D and J company 2005

Fine for copying without permission: $1 million.
[Denise: "Ooo! I hope someone copies!! THEY ALL LOVE IT. THEY WILL COPY IT."]

Julia and Annie
By: Denise

Oh Julia and Annie
Look oh so fine and dandy
But sadly
Both happen to be so lesbian-ny

Copyrighted D company 2005 blah blah blah.

(Untitled)
By: Denise

OH JOOLIA
Loves PARANOOOOOIA
So we go mooooooooody
And wooooooo her

Julia the mooman
Is secretly doing voodoo
I saw it in the loo
And I want it too

Dee wants to Pee
By: Julia. Dedicated to Denise, DUH.

Dee Dee wants to Pee Pee
In the loo then she'll go Whee Whee
Then monkeys will go Chee Chee
Then they'll go Pee Wee

(Untitled)
By: Denise

Oh Lizard
Shes the wizard
Causing a blizzard
Oh what a hazard

Timmy Turner
By: Julia

Timmy oh timmy
Why must you be so buck tooth-y
Makes me go Hee hee
Because "Timmy"s are gay-ys

Timmy is stinky
Because his hat is pinky
He can stay forever with Mickey
Who loves stinky thingys

By: Denise

Oh timmy turner
Oh what a loner
With his pink hat and buck teeth
Makes me go HEE HEE

If only his fairly oddparents could be mine
Then i'll have a gold mine...
And get some gold teeth for HIM
And we could all go TEEHEE

(Untitled. I went off to lunch)

JULIA THAT EVIL PORK left me for lunchy
There she goes munching
Well I stay here hunching
Maybe I need some crunchies
________

Ugh, ran out of brain juices.
ARGH shitty shitty shit, I've got too much to update.

Yesterday I finally, FINALLY got together with Lizard, Dee and Eunice.
To celebrate Lizard's birthday and watch Harry Potty.

Went to Dee's place through 3 buses and walking across the overhead bridge [I hate overhead bridges. They should just like, create some escalators instead of stairs, NO?!] and nervously walk past the guards whom I thought would stop me because I was trespassing.

But HAH!

Anyway, I was already 10 minutes late. So her dad brought us to Eunice's house.

On the way, I think he horned [Haha! Horned! Isn't that a funny word? Like, HORNED. Hahaha. Sorry] other drivers about 3 times.

A little angry eh.

So we got to Eunice's house, and baked our cake.
With cake mix, duh.

We were baking a cake for Lizard, since it was her birthday and all.
But we figured we didn't have the time and skill to bake cake from scratch.

But I did find out something particularly interesting while buying cake mix.
Ming Yan informed me that Chee Yang knew how to bake.

HAWHAWHAW. Bake. Cake. Haw. Haw.

So I called him up, and ALAS! He does know!
Nothing wrong with a man knowing how to bake, but it was pretty surprising.

Especially when he got pretty serious about it. Ooo, it was hilarious man.

Anyhoo.
We stirred in the oil, cake mix, blah blah blah.
Popped it into the oven.
Waited for 30 minute and...

It was flobby.
One word, flobby. Yup. Flobbed about.

We stuck our toothpicks in to test its taste, a very dangerous feat. Do not try this at home.

Bleh.

Eunice: -silence- Uuugghh. Bleh bleh bleh.
Me: WHAT THE.. Oh my god this tastes like crap. *phooey phooey*

Dee: Mmmm! Yummy Yummy! What are you talking about?! *chews happily*

Why did I expect that to happen? Haha..

Well, it tasted real bad. Even though the instructions didn't tell us to add sugar, it tasted fucking tasteless, dull, bland, stale and expired.

The surface of the cake looked like some moon crater shit, so we decided to flip it over onto his lovely side in the container. =) Presentation's everything after all.

Then there were these mysterious spots of darker shades on the surface of the cake. Dee said, "Let's tell her they're prunes!"

Hahahah. Prune chocolate cake.

So we went to Far East to meet Lizard and presented our marvelous cake to her.
We went to Yoshinoya to have some lunch, and she cut out a slice of that yummy cake.

Firstly, it flobbed.
No matter how many times it dropped, it didn't break at all. It was like rubber, really.

Then she took a bite and said, "Ugh. I'll go bring this home to my mom."
Hawhaw.

So we watched Harry Potty and the Goblet of Fire.
Disappointing yet uh, pretty good I guess.

As everyone knows, the bad point is that the movie did not include several scenes from the book, but yet the graphics were gagagagagagaga.

Plus, Daniel is still unable to obtain the esscence of Harry Potty.
Which means he sucks at acting.

His mouth says it all, but his eyes show nothing. NOTHING I TELL YOU.
And Ron has put on a few pounds.

So just imagine Harry saying everything monotanously.

Wormtail: *slits Harry's wrist with rusty knife* Bwahaha! Soon, Voldemort shall rise once again!

Harry: Huh. Oh. Ow. *strains to put on a pained expression but turns out ghastly like a constipated look*

Yeah, like that for 2.5 hours.

And Dee just had to comment on everything, it cracked me up though.
If a mermaid came on, she'd "ooo", if Ron ate bad kidney pie and died, she'd laugh.

The most remarkable scene was when Voldemort's feeble body started changing in midair, AWESOME MAN! ROCK ON VOLDY!

Afterwards we just did boring old stuff, but it wasn't boring for us because we love each other, OH YEAH.

___________

Igna's partay.
It was alright.

It turns out that the other clique of girls in 2C refused to come because they had to plan some other party.

Like huh?

Thus, only FL, Evonne, Julien and I were the girls at the party.
A tad bit awkward eh?

And only about half the class turned up. PEOPLE like Ali, Izhaq, Darence etc didn't come as well.

Saddening eh. No Ali = NO FUN.

We gave Igna his birthday present.

Julien, Tsz Pui and I went shopping for his present.
Kabeer suggested the idea of going to Tampines Mall, so we did.

Do you have any idea how far Tampines is from Clementi? Huh? Huh? Yeah you, Kabeer, that's right.

Alas. Ironically, Kabeer absented himself. WHAT?!

So we bought a watch for Igna, a $121 one from Fossil.

The saleswoman was kindly and everything, so she gave us 10% discount. Oolala.
Looks awesome, Yong Yi says it looks ugly though. AH PFFT.

We were watching them play basketball, and WHOA, Kabeer can play.
Pretty good at it too. Amazing discovery.

But anyways, we waited till the dudes got out of the pool.
We didn't want to jump in with them because they stripped and they were all topless.

There's nothing wrong with going around topless for a guy but it irks me out slightly to see them like that.
Maybe I'm too conservative.

I mean, seeing my classmates of 2 years being half naked is a little unnerving eh?

So we met Igna's girlfriend, Louisa.
WAH OMGWTFBBQ she was really incredibly nice to us.
She was really sweet and all that, yeah.

Later on we jumped into the pool, which was freezing.
And took stupid pictures, purposely acting cute and all that.

Plus, the food was superb.

Then I went home, at about 10pm. Yes, I ain't no party animal. I did not sleepover at Igna's house because 1) I didn't want to and 2) my sister said so.

Because I've already slept over at Chee Yang's, so oh well.

Also, us foursome are gonna fool a friend of mine, Pao Pao.
I have a friend named Pao Pao, how funny is that?

Why's everyone having funny names nowadays? Peck Ann.. Pao Pao.. Twinkle.. Starion.. Blah blah blah.

What happened to good ol' fashioned names? They're all altering their names too anyways, like maybe the name "Mary" will turn into "Mehri".

Yeah I'm not too good at that but you get the idea.

Back to the topic, my friend's named Pao Pao.

Evonne and I had set up a fake Friendster account and fooled a whole load of dudes that our name was "Mary"

Haw haw. Apparently dudes who study in all-boys schools seem a tad bit more desperate than usual.

So Pao Pao got suckered and we "flirted" with him using Mary's msn. HAHAHAHA.
Now we're gonna create fake accounts as Mary's best friends.

[censored]

So.. that's all I've got. Fare thee well.

2005-11-16T22:40:00.000-08:00

A man with semi-black and yellow hair with a cigarette dangling off his fingertips walks past in his grubby Adidas shoes and jeans hanging at his butt crack.

Alias, an ah beng.

His pink tight shirt had a slogan smacked in big fonts right on his chest, "FCUK. I'M SURROUNDED BY IMPOTENT IDIOTS LIKE YOU."

Barney the toddeler with an IQ of 4, sees this, and his eyes grow wide.

He tugs his father's trousers and asks, "Why's that guy calling me an impotent idiot, pappy? What does it mean?"

Pappy is reading his porn magazine, too busy to realise what his son just said.

"It means he's saying you cannot have sex when you grow up, son. That would mean you're a loser, " he says, and flicks Barney away.

20 years later...

Barney is now a grown man.
He is retarded, sadly good-looking.

A woman approached him, and wants to do sex with him.
Barney retreats, wails and cries, "I'M IMPOTENT! I'M A LOSER! GO AWAY!"

He is a deprived man because of the shirt which still haunts him to this day: YOU'RE IMPOTENT.

Singapore's birth population is slowly decreasing.

Another 20 years later...

Barney is now an old man.
He is still retarded, and has no children.

Singapore's birth population has dropped despairingly without Barney's help.
The government is complaining about this issue and telling everyone to have sex.

They are also realising that more people are getting AIDs.

Thus they started putting up advertisements of a sexy lady with a phone number at the bottom, to call for free sex.

When a man calls the number, the woman will say, "Use a condom."

Barney is still a virgin. He has not have sex because of that very shirt.
He still believes that he in incapable of having any sperm production.

He has forbidden himself to read any porn magazine or think about sex.

One day, he went walking in Orchard Road.

He saw the advertisement.

This is the first time Barney sees a sexy lady. All the years which he missed out on sex came rushing back.

All those years of missing out on sex just because of that very shirt overwhelms Barney tooo much.

Then he died.

2005-11-16T04:28:00.000-08:00

We've got another class PARTAY coming up on 23rd November at Ignatius's house when he comes back.

Everytime a class party occurs, I get 5 new bruises.
Damn right I'm not going clubbing when I become of age, I'd get 5 new broken bones instead.

Anyway, went out with Julien, Tsz Pui and Ming Yan today.

Let's see.

Navin couldn't come because he had to go to his friend's house, Kabeer had to bring his grandmama to the doctor, Yong Yi didn't get my sms, Chee Yang was lazy, Evonne was going out with other people and Rico didn't answer any of our messages of phonecalls.

But yet, Tsz Pui insisted. So there we went.

Ming Yan even skipped his choir practice just to hang with us.
Ying Cong started calling him, but he got let off because...

"I'm like, the best singer in choir mah. Of course must gimme face right?"

*cough* Right man, right.

We met at Suntec City and got tickets of The Exorcism of Emily Rose.

Normally I loathe horror movies, but I thought this was a documentary on demonic possession, which I damn love.

But alas, it was not meant to be.
It was a normal horror movie, with cheap suspense and gory bloody eyes.

There wasn't alot of information on demonic possession, so.. Sigh.

So after we got the tickets, we decided to go to Crystal Jade to eat lunch, which was a very strange thing for us to do.

We wanted to hear Tsz Pui order our food in Cantonese or something. Stupid eh.

We toddeled in, and realised that the restaurant was full of old chinese buggers.
It was definitely awkward to be the only kiddos around.

Then we made Tsz Pui order our food in Cantonese, hoooey.
It was weird, listening to him talk in Cantonese.

Usually those who speak Cantonese, their voices are magnified until the whole of every fish market is boomed with their voices.

But ah.

So we ate our chinese food and went off to watch the movie.

The first part scared the shit out of me, when Emily started contorting her body into a human donut, then a human bunch of noodles.

Just like, splat, a tangle of arms, legs, torso and skull. Hmmm.

But yeah, I'm starting to think every horror movie will have the same cheap suspense trick, put on creepy music and make the hot character seem like she's gonna die any second but she's not.

Err.. Yah.

But it still scares the nose shit out of me, damnit.

The later part was a little more interesting when Emily's demons started identifying themselves.

Nero.. Judas.. [Judas?! I couldn't believe that one, I didn't think betraying Jesus would make him a demon. I betray Nestle chocolate by eating Cadbury instead. I wonder.. ].. Lucifer.. Yah yah.

They missed out a particular one: Hitler. HAHAHAHA.

I was laughing the shit out of my ears when I found out they thought she was possessed by Adolf Hitler.

Man that's funny crap.

Everytime when rain started falling in the scene, Julien and I would automatically heave our bags up to our eye level, because bad things always happened when it rained.

We were also looking at the scenes through our fingers.
Ming Yan saw this and rammed his elbow into my arm and laughed at us.

That was meant to be a playful action of some sort, I'm assuming.
But HELL, it probably formed some Popeye lump on my arm.

Ming Yan can be some singing muscle man when he grows up.

So the 2 of them kept guffawing at us, whenever we heaved up our bags and filtered the screen with our fingers.

Says the "muscle man" whose fingers were fluttering around his eye level as well.

Hey, the whole filtering thing DOES help.
Your fingers shield some parts of the scene which doesn't make it as scary. Right.

It was quite typical about the 3am thingy.

3am has a significance in the movie because it's the "witching hour" for the demons. 3pm was supposed to be the time Jesus died, so.. yeah.

I wonder if that's true?

We actually got an entire tub of Ben and Jerry's.
We smuggled it in by stuffing all 3 flavours of ice cream into one coffee cup.

=/

Gross, but yeah. The cashier went like, "You're the first customers to have ever done that."

Ah.

All of it melted into a pool of shitty beige soup in the cinema because we were to busy getting scared than to eat some jolly happy rainbow ice cream.

So that was about.. $7.50 of Ming Yan's money gone down the drain.

Anyhoo, the movie was okay. I'm hoping Harry Potty will meet my high expectations. Can't wait to see Baldemort, I mean, Voldemort.

Later on we went walking and crapping around and went home.
Yay.
OOOO exciting. It was alright.

Anyway, this demonic possession thing is seriously fascinating. I'm gonna go like, research on it or something. ISN'T IT FASCINATING?!

Okay, gotta go.
Adios.

2005-11-14T23:38:00.000-08:00

Photos time! Oh yeah.

I took days to get these done properly. You heard that? DAYS.

In fact, I think it would've taken months if I hadn't used Chee Yang's laptop, which is about 1000 times faster than mine. No offence, Fujitsu.

Okay, just exagerrating about the months thingy.

But it took a damn long time.
Also the fact that my blog entry space is puny, that didn't help.

Sorry if some of the photos look a bit wonky. I had to resize them to fit in the blog. So... Yeah. They may be a little blur or distorted and stuff.

Here's some pictures of us hanging at the airport:

Left to right: Yong Yi, Sexy Bombayan Candy alias Navin, Kabeer and Tsz Pui.
Navin's reading The Messiah by the way.

OH YEAH! Kabeer showing off his armpit. Fragrant, I'm sure. Yup, that's one hot picture.

Side view of Tsz Pui. Yeah. Alright.

Then we reached Auckland Airport!

I dunno who's head that is, don't ask. I think it's Tsz Pui's, DUNNO.

Amos is camera shy I suppose. Not.

This was the time when we were just waiting around for no particular reason, thanks to Mrs Yeo and Chee.

See that woman with the pink shirt in the background?
Yup, that Yeo. ARGH SHE'S POLLUTING MY BLOG but yeah.

The guy sitting on his luggage is Jareth, I think. Not too sure.

Here's the bag of bread we bought before we drove to Mount Eden.
I found the wordings really strange and cheesy. GET IT?! CHEESY?!

Hawhawhaw.

That's its other side. Funny.

That's some bread Julien and I bought. We didn't expect the entire loaf, but WHOOHOO.
It's cinnamon and caramel.

In the end, we forgot to eat it and sat on it for an hour or so on the bus.

So it got squashed flat with our butt prints engraved on it and its caramel got smothered all over the plastic.

Smelt sweet though. =)

That's the view on top of Mount Eden. Good eh.

Left to Right: Rico, Navin and Amos. Or should I say, Rebecca, Sexy Bombayan Candy and Chelsy.

That's the path which you can take down Mount Eden.

That's Mount Eden. Fatass crater.

This was meant to be a nice isolated picture for my sister to do on photoshop.
She says it looks like crap.

Why, thank you. It turns out that I have no photgraphy skills. I'll just stick to pencils.

My camera isn't very good. That big mess of stones which looks like little balls of shit are supposed to show, "I <3 U

You can't see it, but it's supposed to say, "No swimming, No skating and No Bombing." Isn't that hilarious?

Random photo. The wild flowers there looked great though, that's my point.

This is the stream along the gold mine. That's Tsz Pui's head emerging. Yup.

Another picture of the stream.

We found a wild chicken. Its feathers were shiny. Ooo shiny.

Another picture of the chicken.

Picture of the scenary. This is getting boring, isn't it?

This is one of the swing bridges which we had to go across.

You know in the movies, like the bridges which are only held up by the 2 ends of cliffs? Yeah. Something like that, except much more safe and mordern.

I dunno what that is.

That's one of the creepy pitch black tunnels we had to walk through, the one I mentioned which was coated in mud. Hah.

That's the stream. The water's so blue, my eyeballs nearly popped.

Creepy stone which we encountered. It looked as if maggots were consuming it, but it was just crystals.

Top: Steph and Jessie. Bottom: Rico and Yong Yi.

Sorry about the flash, we were driving back to Pacific Park when we saw the sunset. It's awesome there.

Except Kabeer complains because sunrise is early and sunset is late, so his fasting would be fooked up. Random comment.

Another sunset picture.

Haha! Food! At last! Here's the huge chunk of ice cream on the first night.
Tasted damn good too, so good that I had to take 3 views of it.

Here's the 2nd day at the beach. DAMN THE WATER'S BLUE.
Singapore's seas look green, like the Gods have urniated on them of something.

I tell you, this shell was huge. Shells there are the size of our palms.

Kabeer almost manages to find the best shells. I stole some from him. =) But he's a cool fella.

Pointless photo. Left to right: Me, Julien. We look like chunks of blob.

We found a fish skeleton there.
It kinda reminded me of Whiny Bitch during FL's chalet.

FL got a plastic bag full of dead fish, then Whiny Bitch said, "Dead or alive arh?!" I wonder what she would think of this.

Maybe she'll go like, "Fish or not arh?!" and probably ponder on whether it's a fish skeleton or a fossilised comb.

Kabeer, duh. His hair was in Shithead-mode throughout the whole trip.
His hair would stand and remain that way for the rest of the day.

Amazing hair, he has.

Navin. Sexy bombayan candy. No comments.

We were sitting on the hill, good view of the beach.

We saw seagulls there.
They're awesome birds, they gawk their necks and everything. Haha.

Random picture of Kabeer. Tsz Pui's behind him.

There's supposed to be a bug on it.
See the black thingy on the edge of the leaf? That's a bug.

It looked cute. It looks shitty here.

The bug mysteriously disappeared. Hmm. Never mind.

We fooled around and threw grass on Amos. He didn't care, so we went on.

See that mysterious creature emerging from the waters?
It looked like a giant turtle, so cool. It's just a rock though, dipshits.

Amos in his solemn mood. He refused to eat the pizzas, which was very un-Amos-like.

See what Amos was resisting?

4 big yummy boxes of gooey, sick, calorie-high pizzas.
Are you telling me you're not gonna eat this, Amos? You can't fool me!

That's Yong Yi, he climbed one of the trees. Hooey.

They gave us bananas to eat on the bus.
I tell you, this tough banana can beat every banana in Singapore. YOU'RE GOING DOWN!

This is... [drumroll] K-mart. That's right. K-mart.

The supermarket which puts the "super" in "supermarket". Yeah, it was pretty super. They sold everything, we didn't see guns though.

That dude in the brown shirt is Rico.

We went Starbucks. That's my pure chocolate drink.
Damn it tasted good. Freezed my hand off though.

Third day. Here's a scenary of NZ. Bascially it's all like that, rolling hills.

We went to McLauren Falls, I think. Here's the forest we tracked through.

Sorry about the picture of the water fountain. Was too lazy to rotate it.

So after the track, we went to the stream to stick our legs in. Here's the stream. And the ducks!

This was meant to be a nice isolated picture with trees surrounding a loner.

But as I said, my photography skills suck.
So that's just Tsz Pui, chilling.

That's the bridge where we 2C pals ate lunch.

Random photo of Kabeer. Sorry about getting your head to tilt again. Too lazy.
He was putting on his socks.

And here's the Estuary, the place for decaying seaweed and cockles.
See the green stuff? Yup, that's rotten seaweed which we stepped on.

These are the cockles which Rico managed to find. He has more, though. Along with Earthworms. Whoot.

My... feet? We stomped around the mud barefoot, it felt so refreshing that I just HAD to take a picture of my feet rejoycing.

Look how happy they are.

That reminds me of a Garfield comic when Garfield was on a diet. Then he kept pestering Jon to tell him whether his feet were happy. ^^

Random. Moving on...

That's.. Jessie's feet on top. Mine's below. It struck me that my feet are tiny.

That's Te Puke High School, 4th Day. Sorry, I couldn't get a picture of just the sign alone. Thamachart refused to budge, godamnit.

But there it is, the school we visited.

Left to right: Me, Julien and Rico.
Excuse us if we look weird, I dunno why Rico was biting his lip.

We were in the kiwi-like carts, HAHAHAHHA.
I still find the carts hilarious, we're sitting in huge kiwis!! HAHAHHAHA. HAHAHHAHA.

AHAHAHHA.

That's Tsz Pui. Kabeer's hiding his face with his camera pouch. The girl laughing at the back is Steph. WE'RE SITTING IN KIWIS!!

HAHAHAHAHAH.

Sigh. Sorry about the head again. That's Kiwi 360, a huge model.
You can actually climb it, like the Statue of Liberty! Haha. But we didn't have time to climb it.

Here's some oranges they grew on the farm.
We're still sitting in the kiwis. Hawhaw. Hawhawhaw.

Here's a statue of a kiwi bird. They built that in the farm. Haha, how fitting.

The kiwi trees.

This is what they use to prevent frost on the kiwi fruits. I saw the name of it, "THE FROST BOSS". I shit not.

Sounds mean eh, THE FROST BOSS. HAHAHA! I couldn't stop thinking about it, it sounds like some new Batman villian.

Also along the fact that we were still riding in the kiwis. HAHAHAHA.

Here's an old machine which they used to sort out different sizes of kiwi fruits.

Before the demonstration started, Tsz Pui was like, "Haha, the kiwis will fly everywhere!"

The flowers there are amazing. It's the weather.
In Singapore we've got some ulu flowers with ulu names like Tok Chok Moh or whatever.

That's not a real flower name, by the way.

Here are the rotten kiwis which they gave us to identify what's wrong with them.

Another random photo of Kabeer.

Here's our HARDCORE lunch. Big burger with loads of fries. Mmmmm.... Beef... D'oh.

I forgot to mention, we visited Convita, the place where they produce

Manuka honey and all sorts of other honeys. Mmm... Honey.... D'oh.

There were a lot of honey samples there, so all of us went honey-nutty and tried all of them. There was even a Chilli Honey.

Weird.

But it tasted okay, tasted like honey with a tinge!

That was then Amos stole my wallet and laughed at me later for not noticing.
At least my shit can be flushed. Ouch, sorry. Just joking.

This is inside the Wharenui. It's pronounced as Fah-ree-nu-ee by the way.
They spell the "F" with "Wh". Strange.

Those pictures are their ancestors and stuff.
It's pretty awesome, the existing generation was the family who hosted us. So cool.

Left to right: Navin, Yong Yi and Amos.

Oops. Navin looks pissed.
I mean, Sexy Bombayan Candy looks like she's having PMS.
Joking joking...

That's the Maori place we stayed in, we were gonna say good bye already.

We went to Hell's gates. Pretty cool, eh? Boiling mud, plopping everywhere.

Kabeer found a pwetty rock. It was shiny and everything.

Jesus Christ, we really are dumb people who are fascinated by shiny things, aren't we.
Also, Kabeer finds the best things. I don't know how he does it.

Here's a icon of New Zealand. I forgot what it's called, SHIT.

Pwetty fountain.

Yong Yi can do mysterious things with his fingers.
DAMN, look at the way he bends them. Creepy shit.

Kabeer found YET AGAIN, another pwetty rock, with interesting contents inside.

That's the powderish rock which turns liquid in your palm. Julien and Tsz Pui were playing with it. It was so cool.

These are the flowers which the bees use to produce Manuka honey.

We went to the museum afterwards. That's some old Bath or something.

Here's photos of the museum.

Then we went to our accomodation: Keswick Camp. Yup, there it is.

That's our cabin.

Next day we went to Waitomo Caves. Sorry you gotta tilt your neck again, I know it's annoying. That's a limestone.

Here's the museum we went to.

A skeleton of an extinct animal. Looks like an ostrich doesn't it. I forgot what it's called, starts with "D".. Geez.

We went inside the glow worm caves, so we couldn't take any pictures.
Aw shuckeroonies.

Later we went for a hike in the forest.
There's supposed to be daisies all over the grass, can't really see though.

Yah tilt your head again. Just some stones and a cave.

They use this leaf to wipe their asses after shitting in the forest. Haha.

Just some trees.

The icon of New Zealand. Andd... I still cannot remember what it's called. Hah.

Pointless photo of Tsz Pui. Yong Yi's sticking out of the picture.

Tsz Pui was actually leaning on Rico's shoulder, but he moved. So I just got this. Sigh.

Here's another stupid photo of Kabeer!

Here's what you should eat in the forest if you get hungry. See the long black thingy? Yeah. It tastes like apple, really juicy too.

Mmm.. Branches... D'oh.

The stream.

We saw this tree trunk which resembled a face. There're 2 eyes, a nose and a mouth.

It looked creepy back then. Now it just looks wonky.

We went to the airport the next day. I love this picture, it looks so drama-series like.
Kabeer was staring into space though. Hmm. That's Amos, sleeping.

Amos Sleeping.

And OF COURSE! I've saved the best for last.
Are you ready to laugh your pants off?

[drumroll]...

Kabeer sleeping on the plane.

AND.....

Kabeer being wonky!

You notice that I don't have any pictures of the girls? Yeah. We didn't hang out with them, you see.

Alright, it's been great, posting these pictures. Now, I need to pee. So long.

2005-11-13T17:42:00.000-08:00

[Editted. Added more stuff]

Man, NZ trip was AWESOME *sticks up Matt's Version 1 sign*
Now we're all getting jetlag, waking up 7am and sleeping at 11pm.

The thing is that all the good TV shows are aired at night and morning shows are dumb, like Oprah Winfrey show/The Bold and the Beautiful or some girly emotion touchy programme.

Anyway, I'm too lazy to fit all he pictures into this entry. I'll post all the pictures on a seperate entry.

This is gonna be one super long post containing some stories which you may not care about, BUT READ MAN. Trip was awesome.

Except for the teachers and a particular bitch, my new found hatred.

Anyway, alright man.

First Day.

We all met at the airport at 6.45pm. Checked in, blah blah blah.
Waited about, dum dee dum.

Sad ol' Kabeer had to get stuck with me.
Bwahaha. Hear the evil laughter ringing, man.
Jillene sat on my other side.

And I thought sitting next to Kabeer would be a blast.
I thought he was gonna eat food funny or scream like a little girl or something.

Alas, he couldn't be more boring than me. He had sinus (?) all the way and man, he sure can get comfortable anywhere.

He didn't even need his blanket, pillow or head-thingy.

In fact, he gave his pillow to me [*girly giggle* Yay. Extra pillow]. He could just sit there for 11 hours with a headset, movie and food.

Now that's hardcore, man. Hardcore. I was sleeping on my chair, drooling on Kabeer's pillow [nah], flopping about, flailing my legs everywhere and stuff.

Jillene didn't disturb me or anything, so yeah. We just mostly slept on the flight. Whoa, real party animals there.

Anyway, the 11 hours flew. We arrived in Auckland airport, where we were waiting around for no particular reason.

Seriously, the teachers were just sitting there doing nothing, I don't know what in the blue hell they were doing.

Actually, we were in Tauranga. Then we had a tour guide/bus driver called Doug.
60 year old man, spits saliva when he talks, but duude, his accent was rocking.

And Mariann (?) was along with us too, and her accent was rocking as well.

The teachers were utterly stupid. They pronounced "Doug" as "Duck".
So I had no idea who or what they were referring to until like, 30 seconds later.

They were like, "Listen to Duck!" and "Duck says..."
Like, eh?

Mrs Chee loved to pronounce "Mariann" as "Mah-ri-arm" too. I was so irritated, it sounded as if she's called her maid or something.

The other irritaing thing she does it to pronounced the "r" in "erm" very clearly.
It's like, "eRRRRm."

I mean, come on man. Just because the "r" is there doesn't mean you gotta say it.

So it'll be Like:

"Mah-ri-arm?! Can you get me a glass of eRm, water?"

So we drove to this little bread shop, where we got bread for lunch.

Then we drove up to Mount Eden, which basically is just a volcano which blew it's top off, then the lava or whatever made it depress into a crater.

So now it's just this enormous fatass crater, and someone used rocks to spell out "I <3 U" and proposed to some girl. Aww.

View was awesome, so we just sat at the edge and ate our yummy bread.

Then we went off to this old gold mine.

We went across 2 swing bridges and everything, all of us kept jumping on it so it'd swing alot, since we're like, MAJOR PARTY ANIMALS.

It was especially funny when Navin tried to jump on it but he made no impact. HAWHAW. Man, he's just too skinny.
He's like a toothpick from Bombay with hair all over it. Kidding man.

So yeah, they taught us how they used to mine for gold back then, ya di da.

For those who are interested in Geography, they used horses and buffalos to mine for gold.
And they inhaled a whole lot of crap, so their lungs were probably all shrivelled up by the time they were 20.

Then we followed the train tracks all the way into this murky little tunnel.

Man, it was just pitch black.
We couldn't see a thing, and that's not the News Flash yet.

The ground was coated in wet mud and puddles.

So you can imagine walking through a pitch black tunnel, sinking your Nikes into mud all the way. Naturally people were screaming and whining.

We kept pushing Kabeer and Tsz Pui around, hilarious.

So we went back down, and went to our accomodation. Pacific Park.
Awesome, awesome place to stay.

And may I say, the food was pretty damn good. They serve you LOADS of food, and you cannot believe the desert.

I tell you, the chunk of ice cream was humongous. The entire thing is twice as big as your mouth. Here in Singapore, they serve ice creams 3 times smaller than that.

Julien and I had to bunk with Jillene and Xiang Yu. It was.. Alright I guess. We managed to get a bigass bathroom. Yay.

2nd Day

BEACH! Reminded me of the Beach Boys. It would've been nice to have thier sountrack blasting while we were there, but whatever.

We learnt about coastal processes and blah blah blah.
All we could think of was how hot it was and how shiny the sand was.

Ooo. Shiny.

Seriously, the sand was glittering. Weird. GOOD QUALITY SAND, THAT'S CALLED.

See?! We've been so deprived from everything in Singapore that we even find sand fascinating overseas.
That's how pathetic we are. To be fascinated by shiny sand.

Anyway, Julien and I bascially just copied Rico's diagram because we weren't paying attention, plus Rico's a genius.

So we went off to this other beach, I think? I forgot whether it was on the same day, but anyway, still a beach.

We had to make a 3D model of a map we were given. Rico, Tsz Pui, Yong Yi, Julien and I teamed up and our 3D model was ROCKING MAN.

We found this volcanic rock. It looked huge, but it felt like styrofoam and looked like it too.

So Tsz Pui took one and threw it against a boulder, testing how strong it was.

Tsz Pui went into his big-reaction mode (unconciously) and went, "OH MY GOD! IT'S SO HARD!!" and had this appalled look on his face.

Oh Jesus, you won't know how funny that was unless you saw it yourself, his reaction was bloody hilarious.

Then we broke the rock in half, and found that there was a greyish material inside.
Tsz Pui or someone went to rub it against the boulder. And guess what? It melted.

So it was like.. greay ink. It probably just had a low melting point or something.

Awweessoommee.

Then we walked up onto this gentle hill, and sat on the slope. It was so cool, the grass was like, so green and the trees looked fantastic.

So we had our lunch: Pizza.

Yeah, they ordered like, 20 boxes of pizza? Hawaiian.. Vegetarian.. Cheese.. and some other thingy I forgot.

Amos completely refused to eat anything, he just sat on a rock watching us eat.
We kept egging him on, it's very un-Amos like.

But in the end, he came over and ate our leftovers. Ah.

Then we got to Rocky Shore, which is basically what the name says. Shore full of huge rocks sticking out from the ground.

But this shore was amazing, it wasn't even covered in sand, it was covered in shells. Really pretty ones, too.

Tsz Pui got into his unconcious-big-reaction mode again and went, "OH MY GOD! IT'S ALL COVERED IN SHELLS!"
As I said, gotta be there to experience the funny man.

So we were given diagrams to identify all the bugs we might find.
YEESSS. BUGGY HUNT.
Okay, not bugs. Just snails and shells and stuff like that, but that still rules.

Rico just managed to find so many creatures that all of us just started to hang around him and wait for him to find something for us to see. Haha.

He found a Cat's Eye, this snail which looks like a cat's eye when it's cowered into its shell. Looked sooo cool.

The rocks were so cool to climb, you just had to balance your weight properly and you can just hop all over the place.

Plus, we saw a seal lazily flopped on the rocks. It was a little weird because that particular one was alone, and it looked dead.

But it wasn't dead, not to worry. It twitched a couple of times.
Maybe it's dying. Shit.

The girls were totally crazy over the shells, picking like, 100 of them each.

But! Julien, Rico nd Tsz Pui found something even better than shells, we found a sea urchin, all dried up.
So we took the shell of it or something, little pieces each.

Looked so cool, it's green with all these tiny little spikes sticking out.

Anyway, later on, we climbed Mount Maunganui, in translation it's Big Mountain Big. Haw.

There were sheep prancing their free asses everywhere, so naturally there was sheep crap all over the place.

Seriously, it was everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
Some of us got so fed-up of trying to avoid the sheep shit that we didn't care anymore, we just stepped.

Hooey! We just climbed the big slope all the way, no stairs or anything to help us. Just natural mountain.

But it was great, because of the cool weather and the grass was sooo green and talking funny crap with your friends.

Even the sheep shit grew funny after a while.
Kabeer was like, "My God. Every step these sheep take, they shit."

At one point of time, Rico's handphone dropped. Whoa. We were just watching it roll.. roll.. roll.

Thank god it met a small piece of landing, and it didn't hit any rocks. No damage done.
Whee.

So we climbed down again, then went back to Pacific Park, if I'm not wrong.
Food was great again.

Then Julien and I tried to go over to the dude's cabin to play cards, but we couldn't because of some reason, forgot what. And it was freezing.

But the point is, while we were at their cabin, the sec 3 dudes' cabin was right beside theirs.

Their bathroom window was open, and guess what. Julien and I saw twice, dude changing.
I guess I won't say who, to protect their privacy, even though it's their stinkin' fault.

It was really not decent, Jesus.

Gee, I wonder, there's that cloth-like thingy hanging next to the window.

It kinda like.. swings back and forth. Ooo.
It's like, totally opaque too. It's like, all drappy and everything.
Like, WOW.. It had pwetty little patterns all over it.

Gee.. I think.. I think.. I think it's a.. Wait, it's at the tip of my tongue.. It's...

OH RIGHT. A curtain. Use it, dipshits.

So we went to have a party at the dudes' cabin. All the snacks we ever bought and stuff, Rico even made tea for us! Haha.

Then we all did a huge looong 'yamseng' and Mr Foo took a video of it for us. Whee. It rocked.

We also found a trampoline outside the cabin. It was huge, so we all took turns on it. It was so fun, Kabeer was executing "amazing stunts" on it, really.

We were freezing but who gives a rat's shit.

3rd Day

We learnt about river processes.

Not that we care, but yeah.

We travelled through a forest and Doug was telling us all these cultural beliefs and how plants survived and stuff, it was really interesting.

Like why the Maoris kill birds at a certain time of year, because it's full of sugar and can be preserved longer and stuff like that.

Then we went to a small stream where we had to get in and measure the gradient of the stream, and also the velocity of the stream and measure how fast is the water current.

I have no idea what I just said.

I hated that particular activity because I didn't understand a thing. Hah.
But getting into the water was awesome.

I don't think anyone really understood what was going on except the sec 3s, because that was all sec 3 work.

We pulled up our jeans, shook off our shoes and socks and jumped right in.

Fantastic. The feeling was so good that I didn't care about the damn velocity of the water.

I was so lousy at shining the laser beam at god-knows-where [I didn't know where I was supposed to shine it. Didn't really care either] that Mr Foo had to jump in and save the day.

He went like, "My.. Legs.. Are.. Numb.." in a strangled voice. Haha.

And there were ducks! Awesome.

So it was lunchtime. Tsz Pui, Rico, Kabeer, Steph, Julien and I sat on the bridge and ate our sandwiches.

The drink was all polluted by little dead bugs floating around and stuff, but heck.

After lunch, we had to get back to the stream. TO CATCH BUGS
Like, reeks of awesomeness duude.

So we got into the water again with big nets and fished out a whole load of bugs.

It was kinda of weird to think that we had been stepping on these insects all along, but yeah.

So we got like, mayflies, stoneflies, worms, etc.

Tsz Pui was pretty reluctant throughout.

He was claiming that measuring the velocity or whatever was stupid and refused to get down into the water to catch bugs and stuff.

Hey, that's what the funny man says. Anyway, it was alright. Haha. I guess there is more to life than just water velocity.

Afterwards we headed towards the Estuary.
The entire land was coated in mud. Plus cockles!

Yeah, it was all full of mud and decaying cockles and seaweed, it stank like hell.
It was Awesome.

Julien, Steph, Jessie and I took off our shoes and socks and pranced around in the mud and rotting seaweed.

Yeeeaaahhh...

Refreshing.

We had to find living cockles and measure them to see how long they've lived. Like, average number of cockles which live this long etc.

So yeah, our hands were cluttered in mud and cockles and our feet were smudged with oh so great rotten seacabbage.

So cool. If Whiny Bitch was here, she wouldn't last a day.
She was already whining about the Cohort Camp's mud, which was fantastic.
I don't know what she was talking about.

Anyway, the dudes found a whole load of Earthworms. Another awesome thing.

I'm saying "awesome" too much, I should expand my vocabulary but "awesome" just fits into everything, so tough.

Anyway, it was that night when we had to practise our stupid/ridiculous/absurd/lousy/pathetic performance which we had to perform for the Maoris.

Julien and I ponned the practise sessions, because we didn't think it was that important.

So the leader, this girl called Hui Qi, started picking on us. She made a really huge deal out of it.

She went all, "I don't wanna pick the 2 of you out in front of everyone, but blah blah yack yack shit shit"

And I was thinking like, "Whoaaa cold hard bitch. Chill man." And smiled nicely.

So we did our lousy practice.
We had to sing Singapore Town along with Kindergarten-like actions and Moments of Magic, the ultimate gay song of the century.

Seriously, Moments of Magic is gay. Simply gay.
You know one of those things which strike you instantly as gay? Like hot-pink stuff? Right, that's the song for you.

During the practice, Tsz Pui went into his rebel-mode and didn't sing the song. Instead, he clapped extra loudly to cover up his "voice". Hah.

Then during Moments of Magic, he went like, "Huh? There's a 2nd verse? 1st verse and chorus sounds good already lah."
Hah.

Then apparently Hui Qi reported Julien and me to Mrs Chee and Mrs Yeo.

I was thinking, "GOD. It's just a lousy performance. It's not like the Maoris will worship us afterwards."

Anyway, Mrs Chee and Mrs Yeo started scolding Julien, Russell(?) and me for what? Absolutely nothing.

At first, I was pretty mellow. I mean, what can they scold us for?

Also, what can they do? Minus our marks?
Streaming's over, dumbfucks. So yeah, just words, can do.

But what started to infuriate me was the reason for reprimanding.
Boy, I was PISSED.

I was like one of those stupid volcanos in NZ ready to explode and blow my top off.

They started scolding us for not being enthu enough.
What. the. fuck. man.

If we weren't being enthu, fine, gladly accept the scolding.

But the thing was that, how on EARTH did they get that idea?!
We had been participating very ENTHUSIASTICALLY in every activity, except the stream one though.

Uh huh, see how I higlighted the word in bold and underlined it? That's how "enthu" we were.

Then further more, they threatened that if we didn't "buck up", we would be banned from all activities.
Bloody incredulous.

What right do you have to ban us? We did everything the activities required and boom, we get weirdass scolding.

I was real pissed, and they even made us apologise, which seriously crossed the line for me, daamn.

Then later on, after the useless scolding, Hui Qi went to lecture Jillene and Xiang Yu.

For not being enthu enough.

Seriously, I was like, what the fuck.

I bet my spongebob barnacles that it was Hui Qi who reported to the teachers that Julien and I weren't being enthu enough.

I suspect she went around every room and told everyone to be more enthusiastic. Weirdass.

Steph was like, "Fine, let's be super enthu tomorrow. Be at the lounge at 6.45am, and hurry all the rest of the people to come. HAH." Haha.

I was thinking about putting on a huge act for the performance, like putting on an insanely huge smile, widen my eyes, clapping my hands in big gestures and singing real loudly.

But.. Won't go through the trouble.

Then apparently, that night, Hui Qi's room had some commotion, like Tina was depressed or whatever.

I don't know what went on, but all I know was that Hui Qi got super depressed due to everyone's ignorance to her bossy orders, so Mrs Yeo went to comfort her.

Anyway, every since that night, Julien, Jillene, Xiang Yu, Natasha and I hate her to the core. Yay? I kinda enjoy hating people sometimes, keeps life interesting.

Okay, hate's too strong.
I just dislike her and wish not to associate with her in this life or any other lives that I might have.

4th Day

We had to wear this stupid shirt which Hui Qi designed, Project NZ or whatever.
Looked like crap, felt like crap.

Anyhoo, so we visited Te Puke High School (Teh Pu-keh!) and saw all the students there.

It was alright, their lifestyles are waaay different than ours.

2 people actually came up to Julien and me and said, "Konichiwa!"
We shouted back, "WE'RE NOT JAPANESE!"

Man. Haha.

Then later on, we went to Kiwi 360.

There was this little train thingy. Each cart was in a shape of a kiwi fruit, haha!

We hopped into those Kiwi-like carts and drove through the farm, full of fruits we've never heard of.

Then we learned about gold kiwis and green kiwis and stuff, cool.

Then we learned how to find an unacceptable kiwi. Hawhaw.
Then Mariann taught us how to juggle with the rotten kiwis, it was so funny.

Only Rico managed to master it, the rest of us were sending rotten kiwis flying in the air.

The sec 3s were doing their whatever stuff, and you could tell Mrs Yeo and Mrs Chee looked ultra-pissed that we weren't doing our work, but it was Mariann who was starting it up, so they couldn't do anything.

*cough* I shall say.. HAH!

Later on we had lunch.

The burgers were hardcore. Huge. Beef tender. Loads of fries. Oh yeah.

Kabeer had to wait for his fish and chips because beef AIN'T HALAL! Nono.
Bummer. He's missing out on a big part of life man, beef.
But oh well.

That was when we found out that.. Amos shitted the previous night and it couldn't be flushed.
A tad big gross, eh? During lunch too.

And we also found out that Tsz Pui, Amos and Yong Yi slept on the same bed the previous night. Okkkaayy, no comment there.

Later on, we drove over to the Paparoa Marae, where the Maoris live.
Jareth was our leader, so we went through the ritual.

The Maori dude had to make a speech in Maori, then the rest of his family sang afterwards to support his speech.

So Jareth made his speech then we sang our.. School song. Pathetic, seriously.

Then we made our way into the hut, the.. Wharenui? Yeah.
All of us had to sleep in it for a night. Awesome eh.

Not too awesome, I later felt.

Then teachers made us stand outside and they called in each group to organise where we would sleep.

So she calls in Group C first.

Alright.

Then she calls Group D

Uh huh.

Then she calls Group E.

Ah hah. Left Hui Qi's group and my group.
And all the while Hui Qi was chanting, "GROUP B GROUP B GROUP B."
Right, B for Bitch/Bonehead.

She asked Olivia to come in, who's in my group.

But then, halt.

Mrs Chee: Wait Olivia. Are you with them? *points at Julien and me*

Olivia: Yes.

Mrs Chee: Wait first. Hui Qi's group, come.

Then Hui Qi started doing her stupid dance and singing, "Oh Yeah. Group B. Group B. Uh huh. Uh huh."

I swear, I could've smacked her horseass face and dump it into the sheep's crap.
For a sec 3 she sure acts like she's 3 years old.

So Julien and I got the 2 beds by the door, which was almost isolated from everything else.

That did it.

I wasn't pissed because I got a lousy bed or that I couldn't hang with my friends.

But I was pissed by what she was doing; treating us differently from everyone else just because we're not "enthu", which we were.

It's pretty obvious Julien and I hang out with the dudes a lot more often, because they're not bimbos and they don't giggle.

Maybe this is just my paranoia working up, but I was thinking that the teachers just wanted to seperate us.

You know, that sort of thing. You know what I mean.

Yeah, so that did it. I got so pissed that I went to the toilet and cried.

Yeah, that's right, I cried. I haven't cried since in April and there I was crying over something petty.

Man.
Well, cue doom music. Mrs Chee and Mrs Yeo came into the toilet and found me.

UUUUUGGGGGHHHHH.

They just wouldn't let off. Mrs Chee bugged and bugged and bugged me about why I was crying.

It was pretty obvious why I was crying.

At first, I mumbled, "Personal problem" then she wouldn't accept that, so Julien said, "Homesick", so I went along with that.

Mrs Chee didn't buy it, but I kept on insisting until she gave up, because it was almst dinner time.

Yup, your students ain't as important as filling your stomach up.

But Mrs Chee started scolding me for crying, saying that if I shouldn't be homesick because I paid $2000 for the trip and I had to learn independence.

You have no idea how painful, how frustrating it was to sit there and listen to that sick bitch telling me what independence is all about.

Anyway, that's just sick man. How can you possibly scold someone who's crying?
It's damn duh that she has something against me.

Then she said something which was jaw-dropping, "Julia, you look very strong externally you know. It turns out that you're weak."

That insult, I cannot take.
I shut her off after that statement. Jesus, can everyone say bitch with me? Bitch.

I got pretty angry at myself later for not confronting her, but come to think of it, it wouldn't have worked.
Their grudge would be increased and nothing would get accomplished.

Plus, Mrs Chee's gonna teach me chemistry next year.
I won't be seeing Mrs Yeo, she teaches Pure Geog. HAH!

Anyway, went back to eating dinner, which the Maoris cooked by using geothermal energy, so cool.

Then later on, the Maoris put on a performance for us. It was just unbelievable, it was great. The Haka dance and everything, hoo!

We learnt all about the Maori culture. And seriously, it was so.. nice.

Yeah, nice. It was like integration I guess, Christianity and something else, but it still seemed nice.

Then. We had to perform our lousy 2 items to the Maoris.
By then, my friends were pretty embarrassed that we had to perform something so puny compared to the Haka and everything.

So I kinda lip synched throughout the whole thing. I felt so ashamed, really.
The Maoris looked kinda incredulous. Haha, they probably think it's pathetic too.

But there was one cool Maori dude with long shaggy hair who was shaking his head along with us, haha.

Anyway, we played into the night.

It was really fun, just played cards and stuff. We also created alter-egos for ourselves.

I forgot how it came about, but the dudes will change into girls at 7pm and the girls will change into guys at 7pm too.

We created names for our alter-egos. It's stupid but hilarious.

Rico: Rebecca
Navin: Cindy/Candice/Candy [We call him Hot Sexy Bombayan Candy]
Kabeer: Kabeera
Yong Yi: Yvonne
Amos: Chelsy
Tsz Pui: Tiffany
Stephanie: Steven
Me: Julio
Julien: Julian

Whoohoo. We also created The KFC, Kabeer Fan Club. Opened from 7am to 7pm, facial washes opened for 12 hours.

And.. Another KFC. Kabeera's.. Fucking Club. *cough* from 7pm to 7am.
Gross, yes, I know. But funny.

Gross stuff is always funny.

Anyway, so yeah, Julien and I had to sleep on crappy beds. Julien had to sleep next to a certain sec 3 who annoys the shit out of her.

Yeah, she's irritating. But we made do.

5th Day

Ooolala. We went to Hell's Gate, a place where boiling mud bubbles all over the ground.
In scientific terms: Highly active geothermal spot.

The entire place was drowning in the rotten eggs smell, sulphur.
Smelt bad but refreshing too.

There were all these boiling mud areas like Devil's Cauldron and stuff. Looked pretty alright, looked like the mud we rolled about in Cohort Camp.

Then we went to the Rotorua Museum. Boring. Neverending journey.
We saw a Star Wars: Attack of the Clones star though. The clone dude, hawhaw.

Then we went back to our accomadation: Keswick Camp.
Sandflies started attacking us, creepy shit.

The cabin was alright, Julien and I bunked with Jillene, Xiang Yu, Natasha, Heather and Steph.

We were hanging out at the cafeteria area before our debriefing.
FREE COFFEE!

Then Tsz Pui started playing with the vending machine.
He pressed one of the buttons then suddenly, then suddenly a can of drink came rolling down!

Tsz Pui went all big reaction again, "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I just pressed it...!"

After that incident, we kept trying to get free drinks but didn't work. Oh well.

Before bedtime, Julien, Steph and I went to visit the dudes. They're.. Surprisingly clean and tidy. Our romm is just cluttered with underwear and stuff.

Then we did some oolala, gossiping.
Yeah, dudes can gossip. Wow.

Yong Yi said, "**** is a BITCH. B-I-T-C-H."
Like.. Whooaa. Even Yong Yi finds her a bitch.

Then Kabeer was like, "Hui Qi's a cross between a pig and a bitch." Whoot. That was funny, so we came up with Big and Pitch or whatever.

Yeah, turns out that all the dudes hate Hui Qi and **** as well. Hmmm. Interesting.
Rico was trying to juggle all sorts of things, shoes, used socks, etc. Haha.

Then suddenly, Mrs Yeo's face appeared at the window. She was like, just staring at us. Man, that was just scary.
And what if they were changing or something? Jesus.

She'd probably twist her logic around, "Then you should respect other people and change in the toilet right?!"
Twisted woman.

Tsz Pui went, "I almost wanted to shut the curtain in her face lah.. Irritating."

Hooey.

So we went back to our room, then she stood there and stared at us again.

Shithead. Maybe I should just purposely change or something so she would stop staring into our rooms.

Or maybe she's gay. Not a good idea.

The night went by alright. Natasha, Xiang Yu and Jillene slept on one bed. So they were giggling alot, and I guess Heather got reaaalll pissed.

She went like, "Can you all shut up? Some people wanna sleep you know?"
Don't really know what's with her, but yeah.

6th Day

We went to Waitomo Caves, aka GLOW WORM CAVE!
Was pretty psyched to see some glowworms in action.

Rico and gang started complaining. Well, us 2C members went to buy like, necklaces. So as to show we're all 2C people. Pretty cool. Didn't come cheap either, 20 bucks.

Then they started saying that after we bought the necklaces, other people started buying too.
Like, copying us or whatever.

DUDES! CHILL MAN! They're just necklaces! They probably just thought they looked pretty and bought them, so what? Every souvenier shop sells them. Haha.

But yeah, they're worked up because it's a 2C thingy, so.. yeah.

Anyway, we leant about sinkholes and how to get out of sinkholes and stuff.

Yeah, cool. Then we explored the museum, and there was this mini-squeeze cave adventure you could go for, everyone went berserk over it.

People were going in at both ends, to see if they could cross each other. Haha.

Julien and I tried, then Tsz Pui started taking pictures of us being in weird positions. ERGH.

Then we went for some lunch at the green field area, where there was a playground.

Did I mention how FUN NZ playgrounds are? 10 times more fun than all of Singapore's playgrounds combined.

Anyway, so we made our own sandwiches [Most of ours turned out like crap. Kabeer's one was drowning in mustard. Haha.] and ate at the benches.

We saw a couple of local dudes playing frisbee and throwing a rugby ball back and forth, and man! They could toss them so well. Unbelievable.

Then one of the dudes had a little son, probably about 5 years old. And his son could throw better than any of us. Amazing. And the son looked so cute.

After that, we wanted to have a go at the swings. But alas! Low and behold, it was the Big hogging the swings.

So we patiently waited at the nearby bench.
It was pretty obvious that we were waiting, because we were staring at her.

And also the fact that we were yelling, "Can we have our turn?!" at her.
=)

Well, being the Big she was, she refused.

She ignored our yellings and let her own "friends" go on it first, like Tina. She was like, "Tina got here first, okay."

Hah.

The sec 3s were also watching us.
Thamachart suddenly shouted, "Oi! Hui Qi! Getoff lah! You'll break the swing!"
I concur.

Oh well. It doesn't really matter, but it showed how Big-ish she was. Haha?

Then we went into the caves.

It was really boring after a while, because none of us could understand what on Earth the guide was talking about.

But bring on the glow worms man! Found out that they were *gasp* actually MAGGOTS.
But "Glow maggots" just won't bring in the tourists, eh?

The cave was pitch black, then we got onto the boat. The dude drove us about.

It was really amazing. The glow worms/maggots were all on the ceiling, and they looked like blue stars, really.

The life of the glow worm was fascinating lah! It spends 8-10 months as a maggot, and it's glow helps to attract insects to feed themselves.

So yeah, there were clusters of them all over the ceiling. So cool.

When we emerged from the cave, we noticed something a little funny.

The dude who was taking us around the cave in the boat? Yeah.

He was wearing sunglasses

What, glow worms too bright for you? Hah. It was really puzzling, because the cave was pitch black. Haha.

Later on we forced Tsz Pui to buy a necklace along with us for a 2C thingy.
He had only spent 6.40 NZ bucks on Clover Honey and 5 NZ bucks for a box of kiwifruits.

And he had like, 250 NZ bucks left. Haha.

So we went back to our accomodation, some Waitomo Caves resort or somthing.

At dinner [They served pizzas again], Tsz Pui suddenly got pretty pissed up, we didn't know why.

We suspected it was because he was particularly fussy and picky over his seat.

But ah, it turns out it wasn't. Later on when we asked him, he said he was just tired.
Oh well.

Then we had a sharing thingy, which I felt was stupid.
Yeah.

Navin had a strong habit of saying "basically" at every start of a sentence. Hilarious.

So Steph, Julien and I gossiped until 2am in the morning, which left us with 3 and a half hours of sleep left.

Yeah, breakfast was at 6am. HAH! Nutty.

7th Day

We actually woke up at 6.10am, but it didn't matter because those people take forever to finish their meals.

So we took a 2.5 hour trip back to Auckland Airport.

Our new bus driver, Frank, was one hearty driver. He drove like a maniac.

Plus, he used to be in a guitarist in a rock band. Whoohoo. He had all these tattoos and stuff.

So due to his hearty driving, Amos.. Threw up.
Ouch. But he was alright later.

We were running a bit late, or so we were told.

So when Mariann was giving her goodbye speech, Mrs Yeo totally ruined the whole atmosphere by standing right in front of Mariann and counting if everyone was there.

Even Mariann noticed, and joked, "...alright, and now it's time for counting people." But Mrs Yeo didn't notice and went on bugging us.

Jesus. That woman.. She's a bloody fake too.

At the breakfast table, she was ranting on and on about how much we "learnt", trying to suck up to Mariann, or should I say, Mah-ri-arm.

Then Mrs Yeo and Chee made us climb up the stairs instead of climbing up the escalator because... "WE'RE IN A HURRY! DO YOU WANNA STAY IN NZ HUH?!"

And I went like, huh?

Anyway, it turns out that we had about 15-20 minutes to spare. SHEESH. Kiasu queens.

On the plane, I had to sit next to a sec 3 girl whom I thought was a rather nice girl.
But geez, I was wrong.

She got quite huffy and pissy because she couldn't sit next to her friends.
When Mrs Yeo asked, "Are you all satisfied?"

She went like, "NO!" and flopped her pillow onto her lap.

I couldn't help but feel a tad bit insulted. Hooey.

Rico wanted to change seats with her, but she wouldn't.

But eventually she budged, so we did some changes. Julien and I sat in front of Rico and Tsz Pui.

Tsz Pui got really happy because the girl decided to move, so he got into his mode again and said, "YEAH!" along with a peace sign.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMWJBSJWBS damn cute lah.

Then he also flew his hands onto his cheeks with happiness and clapped excitedly.

OMGOGMOMGOMGOMGOMJWBHJHSBWJBSJBW damn damn cute lah.

This flight was much more fun. We played cards and walked around and everything.

Then while Julien and I were talking to Rico and Tsz Pui by leaning ourselves on top of our seats, this sc 2 counsellor began to bug us.

She went, "Excuse me? Can the 2 of you sit down? Because if you carry on like that, other people cannot view the movie and blah blah yack yack shit shit."

*raised eyebrows*

I think a simple, "Sorry, could you guys lower your heads a bit?" would've sufficed.

Plus, that girl sticks to Hui Qi, so they're basically the same.

Anyway, Mrs Yeo and Mrs Chee went all caring for the huffy sec 3 girl who initially was supposed to sit beside me on the flight because she looked huffy.

They were quite "caring" to Hui Qi and gang, but after my crying incident, they completely ignored me for the rest of the trip.

Can't help but notice a little something heerree.

But anyway, it doesn't matter. The flight back was fun, and we went home.
So there you go. Our NZ trip.

I know this sounds super duper ultra cheesy but the trip did teach me a couple of things, or at least, experience more.

Technically, the geograhpy knowledge on this trip was useless to me.
Not gonna take pure geog next year, and all that I've is learnt is physical geog, which is not in geog elect.

But yeah, I liked it because I got to know more about my classmates, even though the only new friend I made was Stephanie. Hah.

Yeah, Tsz Pui's actually quite cool to hang out with.

Usually in class he's quiet and low-profile and everything, but he had let it all hang loose on this trip. WHOA REBEL.

And the giggling gang.

I guess they're not as bimbotic as I thought they were, Natasha's actually a pretty street-smart person.
And she's nice and not a christian, how damn cool is that?

They did giggle, that of course, didn't change. But they were alright.
I also discovered that Heather's a tad bit irritating. Heh.

Yeah, it was a good chance to know more about 2C.. And it was great, since we're gonna be seperated and all.

ARGH DAMN. Now I can barely think the thought of not getting to hang out with them next year.
It's such a shame that we only got to know Tsz Pui during this trip. Oh well.

Yeah, good trip. If only I could smash Big's and the teachers' faces into sheep's crap. =)

2005-11-13T14:19:00.000-08:00

8.08am

EERRRGGGHHH.
Waking C.Y up is a darn hard task to accomplish.

Almost impossible, that boy must've been deprived from sleep for the past couple of years.

I've shook him, kicked him, poked him, bobbed his nose and flicked his head.
He just went like, "Nuuhh," then turned over and snorted a couple of times.

I'm started to think even shitting on his face won't get him to wake up.

Yah, at first he goes like, "Wake me up at 6.50am, okay? I want to set a new record. Kick me if you have to."
Clearly kicking doesn't work.

And the air-conditioner's like, 16 degrees. My fucking hands are freezing off, I can't even type properly.

Plus I can't find the remote control.

So since everyone else is still in their beauty sleep, I'l just update.

Riigghtt.. 2C party at C.Y's house.
Whoa! Wild! Totally sucked my life out.

Nah not really, it was more like.. Play with water then go home 2 hours later.

I guess with water, anything's fun.
But it was alright.

So we all met up at C.Y's house in the evening, which is so hard to find and walk to because it's smacked right in the middle of nowhere with no bus stops nearby.

They were playing some weird game called Wet Blanket or something.
Sounded totally semen-like until Jillene explained it was just some sort of guessing game.

Still don't get it, but looked.. well stupid.

Ms Sri, her boyfriend, Guo Lao Shi and Ms Lim all came, but left like, 2 hours later.

Then we started playing with all the water bombs, then eventually they ran out.

So Darence decided he shall be control over the waer hose and buckets. Ta dah, we got drenched.

They started filling the buckets up and washed their feet and hair in them, then splosh the water onto us.
Ooo. Leg hair.

Anyway, so everyone else went back home at like, 11pm. That was it.
Only Julien, Evonne, FL and me stayed over.

Strange, I was expecting maybe half the class. But some of the dudes went to stay over at Kenneth's place.

So then we went to bathe.
It was really nerve wrecking because his brother uses the same bathroom, and even though the door's locked, it's like, any moment his bro might just come bursting in or something.

Plus, there was no shower curtain. Ah.

Well anyway, we ordered McDonalds at about 1am and started playing food games and stuff.
Then Julien and I slept from 4am to 6.30am.
But she went back to sleep again

So here I am, waiting for the pigsters to awake from their slumber and using C.Y's awesome laptop. No seriously, it's damn good.

Zzzz.
________

6.13am
Eyebags in process at Chee Yang's place.
We haven't slept much.

C.Y's sleeping now. For.. Half an hour. Yes I'm his human alarm clock, he says I must kick him if I have to! Alas I shall.

Update later.

2005-11-11T06:24:00.000-08:00

OMGOMGOMG.
NZ trip = DAAMMNNN FANTABULOUS.

Got like, 285 pictures man!
Yah I'll filter the utter crappy ones out, but I've got loads of useless and pointless photos of Tsz Pui and Kabeer.

I'VE GOT FANTASTIC PHOTOS OF KABEER.

Just waiting for the thingy to load my stuff arrrggghhh.
Not going fast.
I'll update properly like, tomorrow or something.

Damn damn damn got loads to update.
There's 1)New Zealand trip, 2)Went out with Julien, Rico, Tsz Pui, Yong Yi and Navin today, 3)This coming Sunday's 2C's bigass party.

Turns out that they wiped out the entire chalet idea altogether, because no one could decide on Sentosa or East Coast Park [Sentosa you dumbshits! We've been to East Coast Park 429 times and counting], so we're staying over at Chee Yang's place instead.

Fantastic. Free. Except for $10, because of catering or whatever.

I don't see how 40 kids can sleep in C.Y's place. Normal terrace.
But hey, we're not gonna sleep, are we.

Uuuggghh can't update today, photos are taking longer than forever to upload.
Um. Toodles for now.

2005-10-29T05:34:00.000-07:00

Hump the pole, man

These few days, we've been encountering several senile old/young people, or they're just plain huffy about life.

I still remember an incident at East Coast Park during primary 6, some old man came charging after us on a bike and shit started spewing out of his mouth:

Old Dude: They fired me because of my mole, you know. See, it's very big. They fired me for that. Never trust them. Never, don't get big moles.

At Bugis, we sat down in the seats next to these old women, who immediately brashed out, pointing her finger at us:

Old Dudette: *mysterious hokkien/cantonese/malay/turkish/chinese language rings out*

She eyes were practically popping out of her sockets as she spoke, completely dismayed that we were sitting next to her.

I wanted to offer her a cup of shut-the-hell-up, but we were so stunned that our own eyes were practically popping out as well.

Then 2 seconds later, she chilled.
Was she senile? Or just simply has a freakish phobia of kids?

Afterwards, up in the cinema, this old man carrying a flyer followed us about.
He was shielding his nose and mouth in fear, with the flyer.

Everywhere we ran, he followed. I was nearly fainting in shock that he might be some paedophile on the loose.
Hump the pole man, hump the pole.

Eventually he lost interest, but it still freaked the shit out of us anyway.

And then there are the usual senile people.

Outside the cinema, where we were playing cards, a group of giggling girls came running along, talking in chinese which I didn't understand.

Yabber yabber yabber, then they whipped out a camera and started taking pictures of themselves outside the cinema, giggling along the way.

Evonne and Aiyan were scoffing and giving them incredulous looks all the way, but they wouldn't get the hint.

OOOO WOW, THE CINEMA! LIKE, OMGTOTALLYCOOOOOL.

I'm rather pleased to say that none of my friends have ever been the simultaneous-laughing sort, it would just look plain senile in public.
Okay, we do a little crazy laughter ourselves, but yeah.

Then today, outside the tution center, Eunice and I were sitting on the side of the steps talking.

Then suddenly we felt a poke in our shoulders and a naggy, "Excuse me arh!" rang.

The old lady simply squeezed in between us and carried her fat ass down the steps.
There was plenty of space for her to walk, about 3 metres in width, the stairs were.

But nooo, smack your ass between us man, you're welcomed.

I also saw an old man in the bus, shaking and nodding his head into space. He was murmuring things like, "No, No.. Cannot. No."

I was so afraid that he might suddenly jump up, smack my face with his plastic bag and go all "ooga shaga".

But he didn't, thank god.

Anyway, my point is, what ever happened to the holy image of oldies giving us cute little sweets, sharing with us their wise stories and letting kids sit on their laps?

I wonder if we'll end up like that, huffy and grumpy at kids, poking them with umbrellas, when we're 85 years old.

We're not gonna be loved by our grandchildren or even children when they grow up, because we're all gonna end up being grumpy and frumpy, being mean to our kids.

That's probably why we'll get stuffed in old folks homes, because we don't provide any source of entertainment, excitement, pleasant-ness, nice smell or anything rainbow or unicorn-ish for that matter.

And we're gonna squat around in singlets, picking our toenails, scracthing our itching asses and having loud, rude and hokkien conversations with fellow mahjong mates.

Yay.

We're not gonna lead a healthy, nice life which you see on those bank commercials where all the old folks look jolly, nono.

We're gonna rot in our wheelchairs in an old folks' home, with our spouse dead, peeing in your diaper and incompetent of chewing your own food.

We'll die with uncontrollable bladders, alone.

Anyway, due to C.Y's complaint about my bitching about bimbo gang, I apologise.

I suppose they DO have a good side to them, they all do, even Whiny Bitch and Shithead.

And since it's already our last year, I might as well be optimistic about everyone, even though it kills me to do so.

In fact, one wise friend gave a very unique and different perspective about Shithead:

"Even though he keeps failing (in getting girlfriends), it's admirable that he keeps on trying."

Or something like that anyway.

Right, that statement actually gave me a whole new insight, really.
It completely changed my view about Shithead.

Usually whenever he does that, we just say he's being a flirt. But maybe he's just genuinely trying.

Sure, Shithead's pretty shitty, but I don't know, maybe he still has a good side.

In fact, I don't mind being friends with him again, after all of that shit that happened. I just don't like the hair, dude.

In fact, Shithead and I used to be good friends. Too bad he had to screw everything up, but still, it was a friendship.

And Whiny Bitch. Well. Errr... I can't really think about anything good to say about her, but I'm sure there is a glimmer of hope somewhere.

Maybe she can be a real friend to you if you're her best friend.

Now let's see, and bimbo gang.

Okay, the reason I don't like them is because I know they're all backstabbing in their hearts, they're like.. the Stepford Wives.
They're all perfect and something's wrong.

The good thing about them is that they're alright to get along with, you can talk to them. Just.. don't get close to them.

And I love everyone else in 2C, yay. Ew I sound like an emo kiddo who loves the world, but whatever.

So.. that's it man. As Evonne says, "LURFE YA!"

2005-10-28T20:02:00.000-07:00

Okay, I'll type a proper history about 2C.

The very first day of school was just a crappy one. Ironically, the first friend I made was Jasmine aka Esther. Just doesn't feel right eh.

Right, so our socks were knee-high, skirts were dragging on the ground, blouses were 5 times too big for us and ultimately, we had big fat 'L's smacked on every one of us.

It was like, my first time being exposed to actual numerous dudes in my 13 years of living so I was rather naive and thought dudes were the idiots who roam the Earth.

So I thought every dude looked exactly the same, I was appalled that I would have to spend 2 years with dudes whom I don't even recognise.

Yeah, I mixed Shaun and Tsz Pui up. Too much info.

Anyway, sec 1 wasn't a very exciting year. Relationships came and went, sob sob, yay yay, yeah you get the point. Crushes came and went as well.

Then we had Guna as our science teacher for 2 whole years, we've collected several strange quotes from her:

"I don't want anyone to smile!"

"If you don't revise, you won't know what you don't know!"

"As long as someone is talking, I will stop teaching!" *goes back to teaching after 3 seconds*

"Maybe I should just sit down and let you throw away!" (Huh?)

You get the point, she hated us like hell for making loads of noise. Every science lesson, you can hear Izhaq's voice ringing out some smart-ass comment and Guna's retort.

Then there was that day when Guna's hair FLEW!
Okay, she wasn't wearing a wig but her hairjust went haywire in the wind. Hilarious Guna moment.

And ah, who can ever forget the one and only Mdm Ng? The only human being who talks like a pufferfish struggling for air?

"Netives!" (Negatives)
"Poz-zee-tifs!" (Positives)
"Piss-ter!" (Peter)

On and On and On.
And after 2 suffering and sleeping years of math with her, she got a bone disease in her arm and TA DAH! Came Mrs Stubbings.

Mrs Stubbings is by far the worst teacher I've ever met.

Darence wrote the "Fuck you bitch" on the math paper and whooops, she found out.
Then she went whining to her colleagues to proceeded to scold and yell at Darence.

Mr Kang: "Darence! You are so CHEAPSKATE!"

I think 2C was the most scolded class in 2005. Seriously.

Every other day, we would have some random teacher walking in and yelling the shit out of us, saying how lousy we are in our grades and how filty our classroom is, like Gorilla/Potato and Ms Nah.

But no one gave a rat's shit anyway.
Plus, we managed to be the best sports class by winning the Sports Day class champion, inter-class netball and inter-class volleyball.

The only thing we lost was soccer. Haw haw.

Anyway, 2C had EVERYTHING happening, 24/7. Food, gossip, fights, cards etc.
Yeah, we make the other classes look dead man.

We've had buffets in class, and the teachers are too blind to notice.
We can randomly leave the class during Maniam's lesson because she's just plain retarded.

And we listen to our mp3s every single day, even when we're doing work.

Heh. Come to think of it, 2C was just super slack man.

I guess I kinda regret not spending time to properly know some of the people in 2C, like Wayne or something. You know, it's just one of those people whom you just never hang out with, yeah?

It's kind of a pity that we've only managed to properly get to know Ali and Kabeer the last few months. But at least it was better than nothing.

Notice how I'm leaving the Bimbo Gang out of all of this? Yeah, those are people I'll never miss, believe me.
And also Whiny Bitch and Shithead.

But other than those weirdos, yeah.
Gonna miss Evonne the most man. Errgghh.

_________

Hokai hokai, what did I miss out..
Ah, the bazaar.

There isn't much to say, 2C's stall was PS2 and X Box. Awesome eh. Hooey.

I guess the main thing was Talentsearch. That was the only big thing that happened anyhoo.

Well, as we all predicted, the minah dancing chickens won, despite our votes.

When the people were placing their votes in the dancing chicken's box, one of them kept jumping about like mad, it was just scary man.
She just kept prancing about at high speed, she looked like she was having fits.

So yeah, when Bryan didn't get into the final 2, the lot of us were like, "IS THIS TALENTSEARCH?! Especially the dude behind me. Christ.

At the heat of the moment, it was like, Is this talentsearch or slutsearch? sort of thing.

Paula was chanting, "Uncle John's Moon Party!" a few times while the MCs were talking, I guess you can say the crowd wasn't very pleased eh.

I was pretty pissed at first because I don't consider dancing like that as a talent.

Dancing as in professional dancing, breakdancing and stuff like that is a talent, but not that sort of minah dancing. It's the sort of dancing which everyone can do.

Like.. Kick your leg. Shake your ass. Blah blah blah. You can do it too.
And there were about 2 or 3 other groups which did that as well.

T2B wasn't any better either, they were singing the Lion King song and shaking their chests along with it.
Looked wrong.

Seriously, it's a miracle that they got into the finals.
But oh well.

But yeah, whatever, it was just a Talentsearch thingy. If it boosts the minahs' egos, well.. haha.
I'm actually still quite disgusted, but I'll get over it. Hah.

Yeah, and that's it. Maybe I'll edit later. Feeling lazy, weather's humid and most importantly, I need to pee. =)

2005-10-28T07:31:00.000-07:00

The Art of Cleaning Your Belly Button

[Is it "Belly button" or "Bellybutton?"]

Has cleaning your belly button been always such a great hassle because you don't know how?

Has your belly button always been clogged up with dirt even though you constantly clean it?

Are you constantly being teased about your yucky belly button?

Do you have algae, bacteria and strange mysterious plants growing out of your belly button? [Dude, it's time to clean it.]

If you answer "Yes" to the above questions, here are 7 easy steps for you to follow and poof, instant clean belly button!

Step 1) Investigate the filty areas of your belly button.

Step 2) Decide which finger to use.

The pinkie is advisable, using your index finger will cause pain to the skin because it's fatter and won't be able to clean your belly button very thoroughly.

And using the middle finger will just look wrong.

Step 3) Trim your fingernail on the finger which you're gonna use. Belly button skin is sensitive, a sharp fingernail is a definite nono.

Step 4) Do not stab your finger right in. Gently place your finger on the filthy areas.

Step 5) Gently and slowly shift your finger about. The dirt will soon be rolled into a little ball, like bolus.

Step 6) Carefully, with the help of your fingernail, pull out the little ball of dirt.

Step 7) Repeat the procedure on other dirty areas of your belly button which needs to be cleaned.

And here you go, a spotlessly clean belly button!
Yay.

___________

Hooey. That was.. The end of 2C 05 already. Officially.

Excluding all the class chalets and class outings we'll have during the holidays blah blah blah.

Man am I gonna miss this class.

I'll miss viewing Whiny Bitch's stupid actions and laughing at them later on.

I'll miss the bad, hilarious surprises I receive every morning: Shithead's daily new AWESOME *cough* hairstyles.

I'll miss Amos's dripping wet P.E shirt every Thursday and Friday. Those drops of sweat on the ground are droplets of hard workout man!

I'll miss the bimbo gang's simultaneous laughter ringing in my ears every 5 seconds. [Actually, no I won't.]

I'll miss Kabeer's gay laughter. You don't hear laughter like that everyday.

I'll miss Evonne's spastic outbursts and eating techniques.

I'll miss Ali's sudden ear-piercing screams in the middle of Maniam's and Guna's lessons.

I'll miss Darence's act-cuteness. Not really, but keep it up though.

I'll miss Paula's and Julien's daily picnics in class.

I'll miss Chee Yang's... whatever he does.

Yah, you get the point. Etc etc, all the way. Miss all of it.

Hope at least Aiyan and I can end up in the same class though. That way, we can crap to each other everyday about the bimbos or ah bengs or end up in the same class as us.

There ought to be one or two numbskulls who end up with us anyway.

We had this class gathering yesterday at Swensens in Parkway at like, 7.30pm.
Whoohoo! Maniam's treat!

Anyway, there were only 20 seats while there was like, 41 of us, including Maniam and her son it would make it 43.

So yeah, just didn't fit all of us. So other shifted to the other tables, blah blah blah.

Anyway, despite Maniam's kindness to treat us to ice cream, we planned to exploit her money as much as possible.

So at our table, we actually wanted 8 large Earthquakes, because Amos could eat 2 by himself. But Maniam insisted that was way to much [Man she was right]

So our table just ordered 3. Pffft.

But yeah, those Earthquakes were sweet. Ming Yan and gang managed to poilish off an Earthquake within like.. 5 minutes. Whoa man.

We were just these whole bunch of annoying kids making a racket in a restaurant, so I guess the manager has to scold us a little.
Didn't help though.

But yeah, we just made a whole lot of noise and concocted a revolting mixture of melted ice cream, ketchup, chilli sauce, black pepper and salt.

Man, that stunk like rat's ass.

Then we took pictures, then it rained until it looked as if it was flooding but actually wasn't because of the drains.

Then we crapped around the corners. Shithead was shitting around us, no idea why.
Did I mention that he was wearing the gay shirt again? Sigh.

I guess generally it wasn't the most exciting event ever, we've had better times. But oh well, class chalet's on the way.

...
Gonna eat.

2005-10-23T03:31:00.000-07:00

My feet feels as though some retard has just kissed it furiously.

Stupid inside joke, doesn't have to do anything with aching feet but it still involves feet anyway.

I don't make sense.

My feet just ache.

Why? Because my mom just flopped me about town today.
Shopping's such a pain.

The entire purpose was to go get my New Zealand stuff.

Which pretty much equals to toothpaste and a couple of jackets because I own practically none [Jackets, I mean. Not toothpaste.]

But knowing my mother, she was gonna take a long trip through all the shopping malls, armed with my dad's credit card and ready to take town by storm.

What was supposed to be an hour trip turned out to drag on for 3 hours.
My dad got bored, as usual, and escaped.

And it gets a little unnerving whenever my mom assumes that her taste is the same as mine, so she dragged me around to one of those Marks and Spencers sort of places, oohing and aahing at all the clothes.

But it wasn't all the piss-ish, I guess. It's just.. how to say. Weird and sort of amusing at the same time.

All those shirts looked identical.
Armpit-sleeved, dull coloured and hundred dollar price tags smacked on them.

Eventually we managed to actually get stuff I needed and were decent for the trip, but we also got more than I needed.

My mother was so enthusiastic about dressing me up for New Zealand that she bought nearly $200 worth of clothes for me.

Which made me feel both extremely guilty and pissed, because that was my dad's $200 I've just comsumed and I could've bought either:

1) 153 plates of TK's chicken rice
2) 12 books (Considering each book costs $16)
3) 10 CDs (The Beach Boys!)
4) 400 2B and B pencils (Considering each one costs $0.50)
5) 2 and a half KOF art books.

Yay. But what's done is done.
Wooosaah.

The reason why I particularly hate shopping most of the time is because it reminds me of how vain and materialistic everyone is currently becoming.

Thus reminding myself that maybe that's how I'm becoming as well, because I'm shopping.

That means it reminds me of Whiny Bitch and that I might evolve into her.

Creepy thought, yeah.

We can hardly step out of the house without being self-concious about how we look and what others might perceive of us, that we just consume more of that stuff.

We ought to be animals. Nude, strut around, get laid, get babies, yay.

They don't kill themselves over weird ridiculous things either, what a bonus.

Or maybe we should all be dudes.

Ultimately women tend to possess the bitchy traits.

The jealous ones will never confess in a million years that they're really jealous, but they'll somehow put you down by lying through their teeth with insults, or assure themselves that they're better than others.

And the backstabbing ones will sneak behind your back and slit a dagger down your back before you can say, "Bitch."

The more daring and straightforward ones will lash outright in your face that you digust them.

Don't get me wrong, I've got girl friends who have great personalities, but I guess deep down in all of us women, we've got a little something like one of those girls mentioned above.

And somehow bitchy traits usually lead back to women. Like how women murder people in a different method or whatever.

I'm going off point.

Uuh. Where was I...

Right, yeah, shopping.
So yeah, maybe we should all be dudes or animals.
Dudes don't tend to be as bitchy and animals lead a happy jolly life.

Animals seem like a more tempting option. I'm not too keen on hanging around with a penis.
..Joking. Haha?

How tempting it is. Frolic around the African fields, prance about with fellow mates, eat grass whenever you want..

Then get chomped by a lion.

Hmm. That's just the bad side to being an animal eh.

Ta Dah.

2005-10-21T20:19:00.000-07:00

I find this utterly hilarious, read:
["says:" = Jia Heng. "Shweizer" = me] :

says: says:
hEyz

- Shweizer says:
heyo

says: says:
haha...u noe the thin bout darlene?.. [Whiny Bitch]

says: says:
lol

- Shweizer says:
what thing?

- Shweizer says:
there're alot of things

says: says:
the phone thing..

- Shweizer says:
er.. her phone has a lot of pictures of herself?

says: says:
nahz..

- Shweizer says:
oh

says: says:
seemed tt fl haven told u..

- Shweizer says:
oh okay, tell me

says: says:
haha..

- Shweizer says:
>.<

says: says:
u noe tt dae our sec 3 net ball

says: says:
aft tt..

- Shweizer says:
yeah..

says: says:
when the whole thing ends

says: says:
she went stomping her foot 2 mr singh whining bout her phone missing..

- Shweizer says:
!!!!!!!!

says: says:
she was like "y mi!! y of all people mi...!!!"

- Shweizer says:
*jaw drops*

- Shweizer says:
omg

- Shweizer says:
whiny pisshead

says: says:
then she create a lot of noise n attracted a lot of attention

- Shweizer says:
wow..

says: says:
the funniest part is..

says: says:
after 5 min of whining

says: says:
her friend approached her n said.. "darlene..ur phone is ringing..."

says: says:
lol

says: says:
she was so pai seh

- Shweizer says:
what the...!

- Shweizer says:
HAHA

- Shweizer says:
funny shit

says: says:
haha... u shld b there...it wuld be 10 times funnier if u seen it urself

__________

Then blah blah blah. I was practically laughing my guts out in front of the computer.

I bet Mr Singh was appalled, like, "Why's this crazy whiny nut whining to me?!"

Update later.

2005-10-21T07:10:00.000-07:00

HOOHAH!

Ever since Fatimah brought that damn nail file to school, the entire sec 2 cohort is now busy buffing their nails.

Well, technically, Fatimah's friends. Which includes Ali.
HAH! Imagine Ali with shiny pretty nails.

SHINY! OOO.

Geez.

Anyhoo.
We've just received our streaming option forms today.

And also got our overall scores.
ALAS! LOW AND BEHOLD! Here they are:

English : 65 (Yeah I know, what the fuck)
MT : 63 (Haw haw?)
Literature : 65 (Yeah I know, what the fuck)
History : 72
Geography : 65
Mathematics: 70
Science : 75
Art : 65 (Yeah I know, what the fuck)
D&T : 66
Overall Percentage: 67.3%
Class Position: 5/41
Level Position: 39/360

Right, English was a fucker because of IPW.
Literature was a fucker as well because of god-knows-what.
Art was a fucker too because art in TK sucks.

Did I mention how limited the choices are?

Right. Triple science only has geography elective, no history elective.
Double science with literature also only has geography elective.

Combination 1: Triple science + Geog Elect
Combination 2: Double science(phy & chem) + literature + Geog elect

And the rest are bascially just shit.
OH GEE. Choices, choices!

I've got horror stories about triple science all flooding in, so christ. I don't know.
Then there's the whole dilemma about JC and my future career and blah blah blah.

Mrs Guna was just being completely vague about her opinion.

There's this little box on the form which the science teacher will have to write whether you should go to triple or double or combined.

So Mrs Guna stared at my option form and was like:

Guna: Hmm. Your overall arh..

Me: Yeah?

Guna: Can get into triple science. Yes.

Me: Really?

Guna: If you want to lah. Can. Maybe.

Me: ...So is that a yes or no on triple?

Guna: If you want to lah. Can. Maybe.

Me: So can I enter triple or not?!

Guna: If you want to! Maybe! Can!

Me: AH CHRIST!

Guna: Huh? Whatever lah. NEXT!

Yup, gotta decide what to do when I grow up within 4 days.
What to be, what to be.
3A.. 3K. Po-tei-to.. Po-tah-to.

Ah heck. Chose combination 2 as the first choice.
Triple science will be the 2nd choice.
Hooey.

My dad was all pissed off.
"Why isn't there Literature and history together?! Huh?! I'm going to the school to complain."
For once, I agree.

Alrighty, speaking of which, I've just discovered how darn kiasu the bimbos in my class are.

They were checking out Soo Mi's geography paper [Which wasn't a surprise because they check out EVERYONE's papers.]

They discovered a calculation error [Look! They actually CALCULATE other people's paper's marks. This has kiasu written all over it.]

And reported it to the teacher, without Soo Mi's permission.
Mother of God.

And what freaks me even more is that one of them might end up in the same class as me next year.
I pray hard they won't. But heck, God doesn't exist so I just gotta hope.

They gush over everyone, really. They kinda toddle over to your seat, one whole gang of them and here it goes:

Bimbos: How much did you get?! How much do you get?! *hops around excitedly*

Victim: Uh.. 70/100?

Bimbos: OHH! So good!! I only got like, 80?! Because the teacher cut off my marks! Calculation error lah.. I actually wanted 85 you know, and my parents wanted 90! Can you believe it?! My parents are going to scold me lah! This sucks leh. Your marks quite good wad. But my parents are going to scold me leh. Not nice you know. What to do? 80 isn't good enough lorh. I worked very hard leh. Sigh, if only I got 90 lorh. Blah blah blah crap crap crap crap ya di da......

Victim: *Wakes up* Eh heh. Right. Great. *Tries to sneak away*

Naarrgghh.
If I gotta endure that for another 2 years..

Don't get me wrong, they're actually nice people on the surface, in general.

But.. They've got no oomph. Get it? They're backstabbing asses in their hearts anyway.

And they're all obsessed with grades. I think that's why they're bimbos, they don't care about anything else except grades.

Wake up man! There's more to life.

Fascinating thing is that half of them study like mad, just to win others. Yet? They get crappy marks.
Kinda weird logic going there. But whatever.

Anyway, this is random, but I think our generation's doomed.
We're so gonna die by 50.

Look at the crap we're comsuming.
McDonalds and KFC food is gonna clog up our arteries and before you know it, byebye. And you're still 40.

Our eyes are gonna shrivel up, our hips will fracture due to the whole sitting-in-front-of-the-computers-for-too-long thingy, and not to mention diabetes as well.

Oh well.
Shit happens.
And when it does, just say, "EAT MY SHORTS!"

2005-10-15T04:52:00.000-07:00

[EMO EMO EMO EMO CRAP]

____________

Alrighty, Emo feelings aside.
Xiao PyNkz's Flirt Guide is here.

Yay.

Step 1) Put on mascara and eyeliner of some sort. Make your eyes look BIG and CUTEY WOOTY and whatever.

Step 2) Practise 50 sets of eyelash bats everyday. You'll need it.

Step 3) Approach your ~~victim~~ future boyfriend with full confidence!

Step 4) Squeeze into the seat next to him, no matter how fat you are or how small the little space is. Closer the better.

Step 5) Shower him with compliments like, "OMG I LOVE SOCCER TOO!! YOU ROCK AT SOCCER!!"

Step 6) Work those eyelashes

Step 7) Laugh whenever he makes a joke, no matter how lame or stupid it is.

Step 8) Slap his arm every time he either pushes you away, insults you, pulls your hair, makes a crappy joke, laughs, talks to another person, talks to you or does anything else for that matter.

Step 9) Pull his arm or leg everytime he either pushes you away, insults you, pulls your hair, makes a crappy joke, laughs, talks to another person, talks to you or does anything else for that matter.

Step 10) Cling, girl. CLING!

Step 11) Ask for his phone number. If he rejects, whack his arm playfully until he gives it to you.

Step 12) SMS him day in and day out. Stuff like, "Heex, todae u beri cutex worhx"

Step 13) Write mushy testimonials for him all over friendster, or should I say, "testis".

Step 14) If he still refuses to be your boyfriend, well heck.
Plenty of other fish in the sea! Go on and ahead and repeat the procedure on a more gullible and loser dude.

Tada.

Okay, it's not that great, maybe I'll touch up when I have the time.
HOKAI!

2005-10-12T19:26:00.000-07:00

Just came back from the New Zealand trip briefing.

The funny thing I noticed about all the hotels that we'd be staying at are christian holiday camps.

Well at least, 2 of them are.

They're not like, hotels or campsites, just.. dunno. Some sort of chalet.

There're gonna be loads of other people staying at the campsites as well, so there'll definitely be christians camping out in there.

Friends? What friends am I gonna make? Haha.

I can tell that I'll be listening to some "Hey come on, Jesus loves you, come on, love Jesus too!" chorus being echoed into my ears while I'm there.

Anyway, the trip sounds like fun.

Except for the whole weather thing, it's gonna be unpredictable so we all have to bring along clothes for winter, summer and rain.

Holy mother of crap. And they expect us to have a luggage of under 20kg with clothes for every season packed in.

If it's winter we gotta pack in winter coats, socks and long pants, if it's summer we have to pack in shorts and sleeveless shirts, if it's rain we'll have to pack in raincoats and windbreakers.

Can you imagine?!

BUT! I went to check out on the net what temperature it would be there, because teachers like these are kiasu and cannot be trusted.

Result:
12-13 degrees.
The highest would be 23 degrees.

OH COME ON. Is summer clothing all that neccessary?
23 degrees will be like, night time in Singapore.
It's spring there.

When the teacher mentioned that we were only allowed to bring one hand luggage and a luggage, the front row of sec 3 bimbos were like, "GASP!!!"

Yeah, they were appalled, and they kept making whiny faces and sounds.

Which was really funny because 20kg worth of luggage and one 7kg hand luggage is alot of weight, so you can imagine what kind of girly useless stuff they'll be bringing, like 10 tubes of mascara and lipstick.

Whatever.

Anyway, just discovered some news that Ali and Sarah are well, together now.

According to him, they've been in love with one another for many months now, but now they've officially confessed and are together now.

Well, I don't know Sarah well, so I can't really say, "OH MY GOD THIS SUCKS!!11oneone", even though I do think so due to stupid, childish reasons.

But childish reasons aside, hope their relationship will turn out well.
Ali's a good dude anyway. As he said, the love he feels isn't like what Shithead feels. =)

Shithead's like, "Aye! That girl chio sia! I go after her, fuck with her, then ditch her! Yeah! That's what cool guys do! I'll go copy Seth Cowen's clothing style right now, coz it's like, what cool dudes do."
How sadly deluded he is.

Did I mention how darn gay he looked that day in Bugis?! Jolly golly gay.

He dressed like this:

Yeah, except Shithead looks like a loser, unlike Adam Brody.
And the collar was white too, you know, his school uniform.

It just screams gay.
But whatever, everyone knows that already.

Well, gay shits aside.
I'll blog about the flirt guide next time.

2005-10-12T05:58:00.000-07:00

In your face, whiner.

Yes indeedy, we've finally told Whiny Bitch the cold hard truth.

Well.. Actually, the entire idea was alot more grand than what actually happened.

We planned to suround her, then one by one we would spew out all our words of hatred for her.

BWAHAHAHA! Yes, how evil the plan seemed.
We had about, 10+ people to come and join in.

But.. reality bites, eh?

Justyn even wanted to join but he came late. Christ.

After school, Paula stalled for time, then only Aiyan, Paula, Julien and I approached her.

The rest kind of.. Didn't care? Haha. Evonne and Fang Lynn ran off to hide.

Then 5 seconds later, I turned around and Aiyan was gone. -_-'

I guess it was alot harder than we thought it would be. We had fantasized about rnating non-stop in front of her.

But.. This was how it went:

Paula: Um.. We kind of have a problem with.. You.

W.B: Me?

Paula: Yeah um.. Could you like.. Give us a break for.. a couple of weeks?

W.B: Oh.. Okay.. *smiles normally and walks away*

Like, WTF?!

I think the entire thing speaks for itself. Only Paula had the guts to say it, and it wasn't even mean.
And judging by her reaction, she probably still doesn't get it.

But the fabulous thing is that she has stopped following us around.

I have a feeling that she still doesn't have a clue.

GAH!

Please please please please let her be kicked out of TK or at least a lousier class than me please please please please.

Anyway, exams are OVER!

So we celebrated Aiyan's birthday today, a belated celebration, because her birthday was on 6th October, right smack in the middle of the exams.

I'm just gonna list down everyone who made their prescence to save confusion:

Evonne, Soo Mi, Chee Yang, Ming Yan, Edison, Gerald, Amy, Alicia, Julien, Aiyan, Navin and Me.

Is that all of them? Yeah okay.

Oh yes, and an unexpected and unwelcomed prescence of Shithead, who tried to drag Ming Yan away in his gay shirt which showed off his school collar.

So we headed to Bugis, and managed to catch Corpse Bride.

FANTASTIC movie.
Okay, not fantastic fantastic, but it was really different.

It was really sweet, but maybe too many marriages happening around..

After the movie, we went to Pastamania where Ming Yan treated us to.
Whoohoo long live Ming Yan!

Then some of us sneaked off, pretending to go to the toilet.
Then we went downstairs to buy her a cake.

We lit the candles outside the restaurant then brought it in.
Okay, it was supposed to be some grand surprise but I guess it was okay.

So we ate the cake and played the stupid food game.

Then Julien and I gave her our present, this whole tub full of candy with stuff.
We walked around the entire Parkway for god-knows-how-long the day before, just to get the container, sweets, wrapping paper etc.

Whoot.

Anyway, I guess the day doesn't sound like much, but it was a super funny day anyway.

Exams are over already, yet there's nothing to do.
Ah.

Okay, gotta go, having some dumb argument with T.X.
Apparently he keeps missing my point. ARGH I FEEL LIKE TEARING MY HAIR OUT

2005-10-08T19:42:00.000-07:00

I just realised how many other people want to get into 3C as well.
NOOOO!!! *shoves them out of the way*

And the worst part is that that girl with the same initials as me want to get into 3C too.

Yah, you know, that girl who likes to come over to people's tables during recess with her fork and spoon ready and asks without waiting for an answer, "Can I eat your food?" and munch munch, there goes your food.

She's like, Whiny Bitch 2, except bitchier.
Whiny Bitch is whiny.
They make such a pair eh? They're friends too, did I mention that?

Never mind. Let's just hope no Whiny Bitches will come to our class next year.
But that's almost impossible.

Racist Bloggers

"Callous, reckless remarks can cause social disorder"

Yay.

Okay, not really.

But do they really expect the entire population of chinese to start a bloody battle against the whole population of malays over a couple of stupid blogs?

I think people would be smart enough to just dismiss those remarks as a joke.
Unless they're ah bengs and have nothing else to do besides smoking and eating, then yeah, I don't know.

Hell, I don't care if people of other ethnics diss the chinese.
Because ultimately, so what? I'm not going to beat myself up, wondering why would they diss my race, boo hoo.

The dude's best friend is a MALAY. HELLO?! Doesn't that say anything? Yoyo?

And what's completely incredulous is that they're using the 1964 race riots as a reason to punish these 2 dudes.

Race riots weren't sparked off by blogging

Who knows, maybe one chinese dude probably bumped into a malay dude then they were like, "You wanna push me izzit? Fight izzit? Set arh!" then both the dudes' pals came and help out and poof, a race riot.

And that was about 3 or 4 decades ago, you can't use that as a reason.

"It is every Singaporean's duty to respect other races and religions"

That's our duty? Man.
So if we don't go according to this duty of ours, we'll get thrown in jail.

Look, there are hundreds of blogs and people out there who makes racist remarks all day, you don't see race riots occuring around.

Heck, we kids in school make racist jokes everyday!

Anyway, throwing them in jail isn't going to stop them from thinking of these remarks.
If we're not allowed to say it, we're still going to think it anyway. What's the point?

One of the dudes compared the Muslim religion to Satanism.
Heck, you can compare any religion to Satanism.

So the dude didn't just go, "Hey, Malays suck big time homeys!" but if he feels he doesn't like the Muslim religion, so what? I don't even like temples.

A stern warning would have sufficed, but a fine and jail sentence?
It's ridiculous. It's telling us that if you're racist, then you're breaking the law.

Holy mother of god. I just realised that.
Being racist is against the law.

But whatever. At this rate, maybe racists will be sentenced to death in the future.
Better start liking your Malay/Indian/Turkish friends, people. Because if you don't like them, tough life for you!

Fun Fact: Singapore's allowance for freedom of speech is ranked only one step higher than places like Iraq and Pakistan etc.
That's how bad it is. I shit you not.

2005-10-07T05:31:00.000-07:00

Streaming papers are under way.
And they suck

English composition was pretty good, and so was letter writing.
But after reading Ali's sample of his letter on his blog, boy am I dead.
I was like, WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!

History was.. Okay. Every history paper's the same, can't say much.

Science was pretty okay too, except I think I accidentally stated that Acids have a bitter taste.
Mother of God.

And as for math..
Death to the DM.

Paper 1 was utter crap, and our invigilator didn't even alert us about the time.
All she said was, "1 more minute!"
You could hear the entire class gasp in horror. Haha.

Paper 2 was better, because of the graphs and stuff, but let's not jinx it shall we.

Well anyway, I think everyone feels as though they're screwed for streaming.
I only hope I can get into double science, unless one of those councillors beat my spot.
Grh.

Those same councillors who catch people's socks everyday.
And take orders from the DM.
It sounds a little brainwashing eh.

Or maybe it's not that bad, but it's kind of pointless.
Adrupt ending but I'm gonna study now.

2005-10-02T00:05:00.000-07:00

I've just remembered something.
And it makes my brain explode into smithereens after chanting 1000 times, "OH MY BLOODY GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER"

Whiny Bitch is the reason why I pump my fists into the air and demand an explanation from God, Why Do You Make Such Morons?

And he'd probably say, "For you to feel grateful for what you have, my child, " but whatever.

It was actually a few days ago, during assembly.

Whiny Bitch waddled her way to school [When I say "waddle", I literally mean waddle. She probably thinks it's awesomely cute to imitate a penguin or something]

Aside from her oh-so-gorgeous Converse bag, she was carrying a file in her hands.
Then I walked past her.
The slamming of my chin on the ground was heard by the next class.

Yes, something caught my eye which made my incredulous-meter jump off its scale.

Are you ready for this? Prepare yourselves, people.

She sticks pictures of herself on her file.

Doesn't sound that bad to you? Imagine you saw someone's file smothered in her/his own faces.

Barnacles! Blasphemy!

She had printed out pictures of herself and glued them onto her file, displaying her ass, I mean, face to everyone.

Let me show you what kind of poses she did [Or at least, the ones which I can remember. I was too disgusted to scrutinise the rest]

It was step number 3 of Xiao PyNkz's guide to acting cute!

and..

!!!

And God knows how many others she did.
Hey, my guide really does work!
And may I add that the one finger thing was particularly revolting.

So yeah, as I was saying, she's got pictures of herself all coated on her file.
That pretty much tells me that she's the Epitome of Egoistic-ness.

People put pictures of their ineterests and idols on their files.
5566, Energy, kiSs kiSs, muAck mUack, 4499, whatever, I don't care.

Apparently her ineterests lie in herself, and apparently her idol is.. Herself! Surprise surprise no surprise.

So, God, Why Do You Make Such Morons?
________

Haven't been really putting my ass to work.
There's just no urgency for some reason.

But studying at C.Y's place has been hilarious
Oh, right.. And productive too. Right.

Julien, Aiyan and I went over to study on Thursday, and we screwed around with his whiteboard.
We drew a..
Chee Yang's Wishlist!

He promised to upload the picture but where iss iitt?! *hint hint*

But of course we studied. Yeah. Science.
Hey, actually group studying does help. !! Amazing.

The 2nd day, Ming Yan and Rico come along too.
Ming Yan was just a complete distraction. But he left early anyway.
"Oh yah! You're GROUNDED!! Ah heh heh heh!" - Chee Yang.

Chee Yang was just flopping all over his bed.
And dude, I don't know what to say..

I won't say how he looked like, and it was hilarious, but quoting from his tution teacher, "..lying on the bed with sexy shots."

He even posed on his bed and allowed us to take a picture.
Holy mother of jesus.

But anyway, made Chee Yang take the Enneagram test and.. [doom music]

He's Type 3

Which pretty much scared me shitless.
He doesn't seem like the Whiny Bitch type eh?

Right, Wanna take the test? Click here

And the other sad thing was that Rico's Type 3 too.
Just doesn't seem like it, eh?

Or maybe female type 3s are just so much worse because women are more calculating by human nature.

Aiyan's Type 7. Which was.. A surprise? Haha.
Julien was exactly like mine, Type 6.

Oolala, and guess what Ting Xuan almighty is?
Type 9.

Bloody hell, I knew it. SO KNEW IT. With all the "Aiyah, lazy to think lah!" stuff, that pretty much adds up to Type 9.

But anyway, we've been eating Pizza Hut's pizza for 2 days straight, so I guess we feel pretty sick to our stomachs with pizza now.

Social Studies is seriously a pain in the ass. Who on Earth cares about what UMNO did to make PAP pissed off?

...
Pointless entry.
Exams start next wednesday.
So long suckers.

2005-09-24T08:31:00.000-07:00

[Note: Added more stuff]

I just realised how often I get humiliated.

Breathe.

Anyway, apparently my sister's furious with me for using Ares.

Don't know why, I probably got caught or something, she refuses to tell me.

She just went, "I told you not to use Ares, " and when I asked why, she stomped off with the knowing/pissed look.

Ah, there she came in again.

She blared at me, "Don't think you wanna watch Advent Children right?" then without waiting for me to answer, she stomped off to our room and slammed the door.

Ah well.

I feel so damn happy, blessed, blest, blissful, blithe, captivated, cheerful, chirpy, contented, convivial, delighted, ecstatic, elated, exultant, gay, glad, gleeful, lively, merry, mirthful, overjoyed, peaceful, peppy, perky, playful, pleasant, pleased, upbeat today!

Okay, that's exagerrating it.

But anyway, the reason for all of you to be happy is..

Chee Yang got 41/50 for his chinese test.
Whoohoo!

He's finally mugging. And hey, he's pretty good at it.
I mean, c'mon, in a world where C.Y can beat most of the people in 2C in chinese, that's fantabulous.

Whoot! Maybe, just maybe, majority of us can get into 3C next year, our dream class!
C'mon Chee Yang! All the way man!

Whoa man! My pupils are tearing while I'm typing this!
Next year, maybe, most of us in the same class. Oh sob.

[Note: I do not, I repeat, DO NOT have a crush on C.Y if that's what you're thinking.]

Haha, anyway.

We're this close *puts index finger and thumb 1cm apart* to getting Whiny Bitch off our backs.

Except the fact that she's just too damn stupid to realise what we're doing.

Yeah, my loathing for her is growing more each day.
And she's deifnitely a fucking type 3, just like Cheryl, but 100 times worse.

The desire to win at all costs. Yup, that's her.

Doesn't matter if she has to lie, cheat or steal to get it, but OH she will.

Discovered that she's currently cheating her way through English by ripping off other people's compositions, powerpoint slides, speeches and etc.
At least Cheryl does her own work [i think!]

What happened to moral values?

Anyway, she's kind of a everyday topic for us now.

I know she isn't worth our attention, but she's just too annoying to ignore.
Like a dog chomping on your ass. You can't ignore that.

We did all we could; run away from her.. Gossip LOUDLY.. Ignore her.. Give her annoyed faces..

Nothing works. Pretty much nothing can penetrate through her thick skull unless it's a compliment.

Anyway, Evonne's evil plan was to give her hope, then take it away, back and forth.
My plan? Just bloody get away from her.

And since she keeps gossiping about us as well, why does she keep sticking to us then?

She calls every one of us in the clique a bitch/flirt/rubbish.
Isn't it ironic how she's every one of those things herself?

Ah hell.

Anyway, our plan is to tell her how we feel 2/3 days before the exams start.
Since our big-fat-obvious hints can't get to her, we might as well tell her straight in her face.

Anyhoo.
I've got a taste of ugly couple-public-display today.

I was walking back home from the bus stop, the pavement could only fit about 2 people, or 3 people if you're a toothpick.

Cars were streaming down the road.

A couple was heading towards this Indian dude on his way to the mosque.
Holding hands.

Okay, that's sweet.

BUT

The girl absolutely refused to let go of the dude's hand, as if that hand was her lifeline.
So they pushed the Indian fella off onto the road where cars were well, driving.

As I've said, the pavement could only fit 2 people, and Indian man was not a toothpick.

Somehow the both of them just refused to move sideways, they just HAD to stand side by side holding hands.

Like moving sideways will block them from seeing each other forever, now won't that be a tragedy?

Yeah, that hand of her boyfriend's = more important than people's lives.

Imagine if you killed someone just because you simply can't let go of your boyfriend's bloody hand for about, say, 2 seconds?

Or simply can't shift your body sideways.
What are you, paralysed and blind? Oh wait, they were jolly walking and gazing into each other's eyes.

The Indian dude didn't get run over and splattered though, but he was 2 seconds away from getting it by a car.

They're like those couples who love to wear matching t-shirts.
How gay.

And it's always the girl who initiates the brilliant matching t-shirts idea, then she would have already bought 2 pale pink t-shirts, all ready.

The dude, in his heart, will be like, "Ugh, matching pink shirts. The moment I get to lay her.."

The gayness of it all!!

Not the point.

Anyway, you know how those couples are. They probably don't truly love each other and just go around like matching t-shirts to display their "love".

So I doubt holding your boyfriend's hand is worth a life to be lost.
Unless the girl's a serious psychopath.

Which she most probably is, since she practically almost killed the Indian dude over her own satisfaction of holding her boyfriend's hand.

Speaking of which, I find couples like these absolutely hilarious.

Last night, Shane and I were poking at all the friendster profiles which consisted of 'laopos' and 'laogongs'.
I mean, it was just simply hilarious, I was laughing my ass off each time.

Friendster can be such a bloody comedy goldmine.
I got thinking and..

Xiao Pynkz is back for more action!

First it was hot sold out book of the guide to acting cute, and now it's:

Emo For Dummies.

Here's a brief description on what the book will be all about!

Step 1) Hitch up your skirt, clip on 10 pink hairclips and let your hair go wild! [Don't forget ankle socks which can practically disappear in your shoes!]

Step 2) Swagger to school with your butt-length Roxy bag. Eye your targets.

Step 3) Be generous on the despo character, VERY generous. Flirt with any guy who toddles past you.

Don't know how to flirt? No worries! The next book; Flirting for Idiots will be out soon!

Step 4) With that despo character of yours, any other ~~despo~~, I mean, respectable boy will fall madly deeply in love with you!

No matter if you don't even know his name, you finally have a boyfriend to show off!

..No matter if he isn't handsome or has anything in common with you as well, because no one else cares anyhoo! Boyfriends are just for show-off purposes anyway.

Step 5) Go goo goo gah gah over your new boyfriend! Send him lovey messages everyday such as, "lUrbEx eUu wOrX!!11oneone" and smother him with kisses in public!

Step 6) Learn his godamn name.

Step 7) Forgot his name? Aw hell anyway, they all sound the same eh?

Step 8) Go wild on Friendster! Set up an account for you and your laogong with descriptions such as, "`we SW0RE t0 eAch 0thEr wiL| nv BREAK_________*".

And post up pictures of your ~~fugly~~, I mean, awesome-looking boyfriend and yourself! Don't forget the act cute poses!

Step 9) Set up a blog for you and your laogong. Make it all music-y, pink, daisies.

Especially good if you can get a blogskin which has 2 babies holding hands, because that's what the both of you are anyway!

Step 10) Learn his name again, if you've forgotten. After all, ah lians are sLaCkeRz and rEtArDedx right?

Step 11) Buy identical shirts for both of you, preferably pink. Because if your laogong wears pink, it will make him look as if he's willing to do anything for you!

On the other hand, he could just be gay. But never mind that eh.

Step 12) Oh no! 3 weeks later, your laogong breaks up! What can you do?

Change your friendster profile to stuff like, "mIsSx mAi lA0g0nG wOrX!!!11 oneone. lUrBe n tHinK oF hIm eVeridaEz!"

Step 13) Destroy the couple blog! Burn your shirt!

Step 14) Do steps 1 to 11 again with a different boy! After all, there's nothing more satisfactory than making your old laogong jealous, eh?

Or maybe your ex laogong wouldn't have cared and went to fuck with another girl, but we can always look on the bright side, eh?

That's a sneak peek at what's in store for Emo for Dummies.
Sold in all bookstores, priced at $2.

2005-09-18T02:22:00.000-07:00

Before I begin, I got exciting news about spiders.
Thanks to Kenneth, I've got 2 spiders which have laid eggs.
One of them was pregnant but now it's laid its eggs.

Whoohoooooooo. Thanks Kenneth.

And while I was catching food for them, I came across this godamn beautiful amazing unbelievably great spider

It was just fat, with fat legs and stuff, and its body was reddish, kind of a rust colour.

But didn't catch it because it was building its web.
BUT, the next day when I went to check it out, it was gone.
Even its web was gone too.

Holy mother of jesus, where'd it go?

And also..
Another matter.

I particularly hate people who take the whole 'someone-likes-me' situation so light-heartedly.

Eddie has a friend who treats her admirer like utter crap [See how much I emphasize on 'crap'? I mean REAL crap!]

Darlene/Whiny Bitch treats her admirers like toys and tools to boost her bigass ego.

Cliffton treats girls like porn objects to satisfy his sexual desires.

Honestly, these people should just burn in hell.
BBUURRNN.

I don't know what's so jolly fun about smashing peoples' feelings up.
In what aspect is that fun?

When girls/guys like them, they'd just go all, "Haha! I'm like, so damn hot lah. Can attract people! Whoohoo, go fuck with 'em then ditch 'em man!"

...

Anyway..

Over the September holidays, my sister and I have been watching pirated DVDs of The West Wing.

It's like, we didn't know what the hell was going on but hey, we just couldn't stop watching. Whoohoo.

Anyway, we watched an episode where the "president", Jed Bartlet, got pissed off with a talk show host for calling homosexuality as an abomination, as according to the bible.

[There's no such president, by the way.
If that president was real, the whole of America would be saved and Bush would still be playing golf in his summer vacation, umemployed.]

Damn, his speech was shittingly good.

He decided to ask/prod the talk show host with a 'few questions' on the bible.

The verse which says homosexuality is an abomination is Leviticus 18:22, by the way.

It says, "You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; such thing is an abomination."

But hey, God forgives all, aye?
Yup, let's proceed:

Exodus 21:7
"When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she shall not go free as male slaves do."

J.B: I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7.

She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleaned the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be?

Exodus 35:2
"On six days work may be done, but the seventh day shall be sacred to you as the sabbath of complete rest to the LORD. Anyone who does work on that day shall be put to death."

J.B: My chief of staff, Leo McGarry, insists on working on the Sabbath.
Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death.

Am I morally obligated to kill him myself or is it okay to call the police?

Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother, John, for planting different crops side by side?

Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads?

____________________

Haha, we were so thrilled and hyper with his speech that we went to rewind it over and over again for about 50 times.

So really, must we follow what the bible says on homosexuality? That it's an abomination?

If we say that, then shouldn't be we be doing all those things he just said above?
Like, burning your mother for wearing clothes made of 2 different threads.

All the christians seem to believe in Leviticus 18:22, and go around saying gay is bad.

But what about all those other verses, like Exodus 35:2?
They don't seem to acknowledge them, neither do they practice it.

Do they just ignore those verses or are they just seeing what they want to see; that being gay sucks, because it's not uberly common in our everyday life.

You don't see bosses going around chopping up their employees for working on Sundays.

Oh, and there's a website which states that God Hates Shrimp:

Leviticus 11:9-12:
9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.

10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:

11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.

12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

Deuteronomy 14:9-10:
9 These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat:

10 And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.
________

Those who are way to lazy to read through that, the whole point is: Eat fish or go to hell.

I don't know why God only chooses fish to be eaten.
Hey, it's still a living animal. It feels pain when gutted, I'm sure.

And look at us, christians or no christians, we're all gobbling up fish, horse ass, pig's intestines and monkey brains

Actually thought it was kinda gross when Jesus gave out fish and bread to the people from the same basket.
I mean.. Bleh.

Okay, that's how I'm gonna end my post today.. With the word 'bleh'.
The word gets my point across and it describes how I feel.

Bleh.

2005-09-17T05:05:00.000-07:00

Coming down with a slight fever.
Apparently Yaseen and C.Y has it too. Bleugh.

Okay, today I shall describe my IPW group's presentation.

2 words:

It sucked

Haha, it was worst presentation I've ever experienced. It just sucked shit.

We actually borrowed this guy's wheelchair, Wallace. Because we thought we could use it in our skit.
But when F.L's role came on, by then, it was already a humongous disaster, so we decided not to use it.

It was all fine and dandy at first. Dum dee dum, except Mdm Shirley Ong was giving us an irritated look.

To hell with her. She made our history grades all C6. Hah.

Anyway, not the point.

The order of the slides messed up, so there was this humongous confusion and silence.

OH GODDD... It felt like fucking forever, until we bustled about.
Yes, big fat disaster.

Those dudes, Asheem and Guoxi or something, kept guffawing at us.
Damn damn damn damn dammnn...

Question and answer was the worst part of it.
I just so fucking knew that Cliffton aka Shithead would sabo us.

"What does Pulau Ubin mean?"

Just our luck to have to present in the same class as him.

I tell you, after he asked that question, I wanted to run over there like a maniac, kick his groin 100 times, pull out his hair, yank out his tonsils with a pair of scissors and stuff his toes into his nostrils.

And furthermore, he had the nerve to high-five his 'bruddaahhhs'.
One more time he says "bro" or "bruddah", I'm gonna tell him to shut the fuck up.

Piece of shit.

SO after the presentations ended, Julien and I walked past him and coughed, "*COUGH* FUCKER SHITHEAD *COUGH*"

His head was probably too muddled with shit to have heard us though.

And speaking of which, TX proposed a brilliant idea on how to torture Whiny Bitch:

Break her comb in front of her

HAHAHA. That'll just kill her man.

Yeess. I shall yank her comb out of her hands and break it. brreeaaakkk. BWAHAHAHA. I can already hear the sweet sound. ccrraacckkkk.

Then I'll throw it down under my foot and stomp on it until it becomes powder, then I'll make her eat it.

Anyway, just can't tolerate her anymore. Maybe I'll just tell her to screw off on Monday if she still insists on following us around like a patehtic stray dog.

Or simply tell her to shut up when she speaks.

Anyway, we're all screwed for our IPW.
Ultimately, we slacked a whole lot and lazed about. So no pain, no gain I guess.
We should've worked harder, hah. Our outcome wouldn't have been so bad.

Update later.

2005-09-16T09:22:00.000-07:00

Discovered the most terrible person I've ever met in my entire life today.
I can't even emphasize how.. terrible

It's even worse than a pervert's mind, but at least a pervert doesn't want to draw attention to his own pervertish mind.

Yes, today is the day I discovered ~~Whiny Bitch~~ Darlene is so, so much more than just a bitch.

Yeah, I'm gonna use her real name now. But for convenience sake I'll just use Whiny Bitch. Got used to it. Haha.

I've never, ever thought I'd meet someone so unbelievably dense, stupid and just plain SUCKY.

Amy and I started discussing about her entire situation.
About how Whiny Bitch just keeps insisting on following us around and how CLUELESS she is because she doesn't even know that we all want her to just screw off.

Aren't our hints OBVIOUS?!

Apparently, not to her. She thinks everyone is the fucking universe is falling to her feet.

That is how stupid she is.

Considering her level of stupidity, we're probably gonna have to just corner her and yell in her face, "SCREW OFF BITCH!" until she gets the point.

But she probably won't even care because she never accepts any blame.

Whenever anyone else criticises her, she simply assumes that the person is just being plain mean, but not reflect on WHY people would insult her.

Yes, that's another point on stupidity.

Plus, discovered all her motives behind her bitchy actions.

The reason why she buys Converse and Nike crap all the time is because she wants to appear rich.

Guess what, bitch. No one cares about the brand of your pencil box.
I mean, honestly, no one gives a shit.

And one factor on all the boyfriends she has: They have to be rich to pay every single thing she wants to buy

That's probably why your relaitonships last for a day goondoo, because you use people.

Honestly, snagging a guy just to get his money?...
That's seriously despicable. It's just fucking terrible.

Plus, she flirts just to get guys to like her so that she can boast about them.
After that, she doesn't give a damn about him anymore.

How.. How would the dude FEEL man.
Just shitting around with people's feelings like that, what in the blue hell...

So when Whiny Bitch discovered that **** *** likes Amy, she completely ignored the entire situation.
She just kept quiet about all of it.

And her expression clearly states that she's jealous, it's pretty obvious.
She doesn't bother to be discreet about it.

But when guys like her [Whiny bitch], she rambles on and on and on about it.

And honestly? No one gives a shit. Because we all know those guys are either deluded or suckers.

My gosh. Even in our clique, no one boasts about how many guys like us.
Because it's just plain egoistic and embarrassing.

Clearly she doesn't find anything wrong about it.

How would you feel if someone came up to you and started boasting about how many guys like her?

It's just irritating and plain egoistic, right?

And it clearly shows how she takes these matters light heartedly.

It's not a light hearted matter when someone likes you, but she treats it like crap.

Because of all these bitchy things AND MUCH MORE, Amy decided she couldn't tolerate Whiny Bitch any longer, so she completely stopped talking to her and went off with us.

Then Whiny Bitch blames Amy for it, Whiny Bitch actually thinks Amy just has big fat mood swings.

Oh gee, mood swings? Strange how she only gets mood swings when Whiny Bitch's around, but her mood swings totally disappear after hanging out with us.

Whiny Bitch can't possibly imagine anyone being angry at her. Holy mother of jesus...

She just.. She just can't reflect on herself at all. Her conscience will probably tell her, "You're perfect. Those people are just being mean lah, ignore them!"

And she treats every single thing as a competition.
She treats LIFE as a competition.

If someone, or anyone, does better than her in a paper, she say, "YOU WIN LAH< YOU WIN LAH!"

And if someone has a nicer bag or something, she'd fawn all over it and go buy a better, newer one.

She's a fucking Type 3.
And UNHEALTHY Type 3.

And she loves people to fawn over her, as you can probably see by now.
That's why she whines and talks so much. To get attention.

And when people DO give her attention, she'd whine and talk even more.

She goes around asking others, "Am I chio?"
[No, SERIOUSLY. She does that. I quote.]

And when they say, "No" or even, "So so lah" she throws a humongous tantrum and sulk for the rest of the day.
She thinks she's fucking pretty.

Guess what, bitch. No you're not. You've got 1000 clips unessarily stuck to your hair and you're especially fugly when you try to act cute.

Once, for a Geography group project, she didn't do anything.
So Chee Yang rated her a '1' when they needed to do the survey on their group members.

She got huffy [duh] and approached C.Y

W.B: Why you gimme only 1 leh?!

C.Y: You didn't DO anything.

W.B: I did lorh! I did the research with Amy and the reflection!

CY: Reflection is individual. Research?! Tell me what you researched on then

W.B: -quiet-

C.Y: Tell me WHERE Azwan High dam is.

W.B: -quiet-

She didn't even know her topic for the geography project.

For god's sake, the Azwan High Dam's in EGPYT, no one else did a topic on that and yet we all know where the fucking dam is.

Stupid. stupid. stupid.

And you would've thought she'd learn her lesson after getting only a 3/25 and a F9 overall for Geography, but nooo, she didn't.

She did the exact same thing for IPW.
Chee Yang, I sympathise you man.

And there's much much more. I'm not trying to spread rumours about her or anything, but she gets on my nerves so much that I just have to splurge it.

Somehow she just keep looking at the details and small pictures. And only hear what she wants to hear.
If she doesn't snap out of this soon, she's so dead.

She simply just cannot find any flaws about herself while the rest of us do take responsibility, right?

People, have you ever met anyone with such character traits all squashed into one body? Pretty scary huh.

Honestly.. I cannot find any better side of her. She's just a bitch through and through.
I kind of pity her sometimes for being so insensitive and stupid.

2005-09-11T01:07:00.000-07:00

Hokai.
Holidays over, nothing accomplished.
Admit it, we all sat on our lazy asses, watching tv and stuffing ourselves with junk food.

Err. For my case, that is.

Anyway, I just realised how shitty school affiliations are.

I've got friends who are flying high in great schools now just because they got into an affiliated primary school, or friends who are in secondary schools just waiting for their asses to be pushed right up to a good JC.

Or people who get into great schools through sports.

I ain't a sports person.
Hell, I can't even run for 5 minutes straight without gagging my lungs out.
And I think people who can run 10 rounds around the technical block are Gods.
But hey, I still got my art skills eh? Which high ranking school wants me? None.

Example A
My neighbour who went to Fairfield Methodist Primary, and she got about 10 or 20 marks lower than me for PSLE.

But wait, she got into Fairfield Methodist Secondary, through affiliation. While other people who got the same marks are sitting around in screwed up secondary schools.

Oh yeah, did I mention that I totally hate her guts too? Right.

But yet, Eunice got into Queenstown Sec, just because of her chinese score. If she had gotten an A for Chinese, she would be in RGS right now.

If RGPS had affiliation to RGS.. Haha. We all would've probably gotten in too.

Example B
I had a primary school friend, who got 229 for PSLE.
However, through TENNIS, she managed to snag a place in MGS, with the great possibility of having a vacancy for her in ACJC.

And she got straight Fs.

Okay, so the reason why she'll be going off to ACJC in 2 years' time is because she plays tennis.

Actually she already migrated to China, but there're still loads of people with her situation.

Example C
Err. Okay, this one isn't horrible or unfair or whatever. But yeah, this guy from Hwa Chong Institution is going straight to Hwa Chong Junior College, without taking his O levels.

Argh.

Right, while those people are having a jolly good time waiting to be shifted to JC, we're here working our asses off to get 10 points which will probably not even be enough in 2 years time because of all the competition.

Yup, life sucks, doesn't it.

People from non-affiliated schools all hope to get into some great JC, but considering all this crap affiliation and smart ass Type 3s, we'll probably end up in Yishun JC.

And hey, people who can play sports with 20 points will be going off to RJ.

Yeah, good for you, assholes.

Perhaps the reason why there're affiliations is because those people studying in high ranking secondary schools generally are pretty brilliant.

But what about the minority who get Fs all the way? They'll still stand a good chance if they buck up the last minute and scrap by, but..

Gah, how to explain.
You know what I mean right? Yeah.

ACS schools are especially the worst.

Alrighty, throw your son into AC primary school. Got 220? No prob! Just send him to ACS (B) and he'll be on the way to ACJC! If he gets 250, go on straight to ACS (I) and flunk his way to ACJC anyhow.

Plus, pay $200 every month for a school fee to provide him with the crappy sports complex.

And due to the fact that I'm born with ZERO stamina, I can't squeeze my way in through the back door either.

Don't take this the wrong way, I don't hate those people. I just hate the system. Oh, and I loathe my neighbour too.

So.. I'm saying that we're all screwed. =)

Haha. Mr Eio even told Calvin to forget about studying science and math because he could be a giglo when he grows up due to his 'looks'.

Have fun being stuck in TK, all. Hang on tight, and you'll be on your way to your crappy JC.
Dream come true, ain't it.

2005-09-04T03:18:00.000-07:00

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Was browsing through Kinokuniya today and my sister found The Ultimate Picture Art Book of All Picture Art Books:

The King of Fighters; Fighting Evolution 10th

The most recent art book of King of Fighters, YEESS!
Ash's on the back cover, but at least he doesn't look gay there. Whew.

Well, it costed $71..
Sigh. But it was worth it. All those pictures in there can help me with my drawing, whoohoo.

Plus, got the Downfall DVD. Whoohoo!

My mom's stomping around and screaming at the gas tank man because he came late and she can't cook dinner.
Sheesh.

Anyway, I won't be updating for the next few days, even though it's the holidays.
Gotta mug. Streaming's coming up soon.
Adios.

2005-09-03T06:56:00.000-07:00

...

My spider's dead.

This post is dedicated to my dead spider [plus some act cute tips]. Haha.
Stupid, I know.

I think it's been dead for quite a while, just that I was in denial.
Like when I had my first period.
Okay, that statement wasn't needed, but you get the point.

My sister did keep saying that it was dead.
But I kept protesting, "It's not lah! It's just.. scrunching it's legs."

When I had my period I was like, "No lah! It's just.. reddish stuff."
Haha.

Plus, Eddie also said it wasn't dying so I kept denying my sister.
But back then it was still half alive, squiggling a bit, so YAH I WAS IN DENIAL.

I knew it was dead when I shook the bottle a little, then suddenly it just fell to the bottom.
Then I poked it with a pencil and it didn't budge. Still in that damn scrunchy leg position.

Sigh.

Feels a little weird, having my spider dead and all.
=(

Maybe I'll go bury it or something, like what those kids always do when their pet thingys die.
But hey, it's sweet, I think.

Anyway, it sounds stupid, I know, but the main reason why I got so excited over the spider was because it made me feel nostalgic.

That nice, kid feeling again, when I used to catch bugs.

Plus, this was the first spider that died naturally, not from my insane torture methods, like shaking the bottle or depriving it from food. Hah.

Then after feeding my spider or whatever, I'd like, somehow get flashed back to reality, now.

That I'm 14. God, that's just so freaking old. Teenagers don't even DO anything except whine or do stupid stuff like premarital sex or have multiple bfs/gfs.

Us teen boppers keep whining about our hair, our girlfriends/boyfriends, beat-you-up, how we don't have that bag/earring/bra/shirt blah blah shit and etc.

Everyone I meet, they just keep whining.
It's as if no shoes + no money + no bf/gf + no bag clothes crap = MAH LYFE SUXXX

I've said this many times already, but I can't help it.

I don't know why is it just so hard for us now to walk down a pasam malam or something just to buy something.
it just HAS to be branded. The more branded the better.

Crap man.

That's why I hate so many people [Haha, Jia Heng, you're right].
These days it seems difficult for me to even tolerate anyone though.

I don't know how everyone else can tolerate whining, I just can't.

Anyway, back to my unfortunate spider.

Haha, funny how a small thing like a spider can mean so much.
Shouldn't be too sentimental over a spider though, there're still loads out there to catch.

Well..
Anyway.

Zu Kai made up this 10-ways-to-pose-cutely-for-neoprints during FL's chalet, so I thought I could put it in here. Haha.

Ever wanted to act cute but don't know how?

Fear never more! Here's an efficient guide to acting cute! [although the illustration isn't that fabulous but heck, follow the instructions and you'll be on your way!]

Just 10 easy steps and you'll be a bimbo in no time, poof!

First of all, let me introduce the typical bimbo who will be guiding you through, Xiao PynKz.

As you can see, Xiao PyNkz has the typical hairstyle, fringe and pigtails.
She also has dyed pink hair, well, to hell with the school, right, ah lians?

Plus, these steps are also accompanied with the number of fingers used!
Such as step 1, only one finger is used. Then step 4, 4 fingers are used.

This is to make it simpler for you becoming ah lians to understand! =)

First act cute pose.

Second one. Easy to do!

Third one. Gets trickier!

Fourth one. It's just so cute!

Fifth step! Halfway done!

Sixth pose. The 'Call-Me' pose!

Seventh pose. It just gets cuter and cuter doesn't it?!

Eighth step. You're almost there!

Ninth pose. You're almost perfectly cute!

Tenth! Yes! You've made! You're now officially an act cute bimbo!

Haha.
Hasn't Xiao PynKz helped you? Now you'll never fret when taking neoprints with your fellow bimbotic pals!

Tune in next time to more tips on becoming a bimbo by Xiao PyNkZ! ^^~*~

2005-09-02T06:18:00.000-07:00

Here's the photo you've all been waiting for:

Does my butt look big in this skirt?!

Just kidding, he didn't say that. Heh.

That's Justyn Kang, by the way. His waist size should be approximately 26/27, since he can fit into my skirt.

So people, if you wanna buy clothes for Mr Kang here [preferably skirts], get size 26 or 27. =)

Don't kill me.

I'll retype everything.

Project Superstar Concert
Typical chinese show, I guess.
Colour coordinated outfits and cheena singers blah blah blah.

Shouldn't have went. But hey, free tickets.

Blind dude won.
Actually, left at 10pm because it was just waaay too boring.
Ate dinner at McDanalds.

Oh, and Gary & Darence saw something inetresting in the male toilet.

Beware, this is another sick/pervert scene.

There was this guy standing about 1 metre away from the toilet bowl.
Peeing.

So Gary & Darence couldn't resist but take a peek at that 'power penis'.

"It was long and thick!" Darence and Gary claimed.
Haha.

End of pervert scene. You can open your eyes now.

Anyway, as I said, it was pretty boring.
Blind guy and Varsha-haired woman were the last 2 contestants.
Clearly Blind guy was gonna win, he'd get hundreds of sympathy votes.

Boring shit.

I regret not selling the tickets to Darence though.
Sorry Darence.

So walked all the way to McDonalds.
The night was so quiet and cold, and there wasn't any cars in sight.

No noise etc. You know like, that good feeling as if you're at peace? Yeah.
Come to think of it, when I die, I don't want people swarming all over me, in a hospital or whatever.

I'd like to die at a place like those streets. Except not precisely there, I mean. Just somewhere like that. Empty, cold, dark and quiet.

Don't really know how to describe it though. Right.

Today
Today was seriously one hell of an interesting day.
And scary too.

Some sec 3 guy got public caning, only the boys managed to see it though.

Then after school, Darence's house phone kept calling my handphone, even though Darence was still in school.

So I went to ask Darence why the shit is his house phone calling my phone.

Then BEEP BEEP!
Came an sms from Darence's phone:

"Julia. can call me asap, I'm darence's mum."

OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Was my reaction.

So I called back, and here was how it went:
[Darence's Mum = D.M, for short form. Haha! No pun intended]

D.M: Julia?! Hello?! Yes, this is Darence's mother. I need to ask you, did you leave your bra and underwear at my house?!

[I nearly fainted, practically dying from incredulous-ness. Needless to say, I was FUCKING shocked.]

Me: What?! Bra and Underwear?! Nono.. I've never even been to his house before! No.

D.M: Because I found bra and underwear in his room! Who could've left it there? I'm the only woman in the house!

Me: I'm sorry, I really don't know. It's not mine.

D.M: Okay, can I speak to Darence?

[Talk talk talk to Darence, then she hung up]

Turns out it was just a misunderstanding.

See, one day, Mr Mohammad aka Potato Head instructed Darence to bring everything that was under the table, back home.

So ******* [To protect her privacy] had left her clothes in a bag under the table, and Darence was forced to bring the bag home.

And he forgot about it.

Yes, then today. His mum ransacked his room and found the bag.
God.

Then she kept calling back over and over again.
Then she apologised for her mistake, but in addition, she scolded me for hanging out with Darence!

My god! Scolding me for hanging out with a friend!
It's not like he does sex with every girl he meets!
Just completely ridiculous man.

But it made me wonder, why of all people, did she suspect that it was MY bra and underwear?!

For christ sake! I mean... Honestly! MY bra and underwear, sitting in Darence's closet? What?! That is just not.. Not possible at all. Not even speakable.

AARRGGHH.

Anyway, ******* had to endure his mom's scolding and blah blah etc, and she even threatened to come down to the school with the bag if she did not come and collect it at 2.30pm.

Which meant she had to pon her CCA.
God.

So Darence, Julien, ******* and I took a cab to his house.
We were all scared shitless, really.

As Darence opened the door, his mom stood up and walked towards us.
Haha, automatically, for some reason, us 3 girls backed away as she came forward.

And she scolded and nagged and scolded and nagged for nearly half and hour.

It was just a mistake, but she made it sound as if Darence and ******* did sex in his room or something. God!
I just think she completely overeacted.
Blew her top off.

Excuse me for insulting your mom, Darence, but GAH, I can't take it.

I don't know how Darence can tolerate her at all. If I were him, I'd slap her face and just leave the house before she can even kick me out.

Very overbearing. Just.. Nag nag nag nag nag.
I secretly admire those who have mothers like those. They can tolerate such irritating assholes!

She didn't even listen to Darence, she just drew her own conclusions that ******* purposely left her clothes with Darence, even though Darence was speaking the truth.

What kind of mother doesn't even believe her own son? Come on.

No matter how lying and deceiving your child is.. I mean, ultimately you'd stand by him, right?

She was even threatening to cane Darence.
God. I just fucking hate caning.

It doesn't solve a single thing. Is this what parents are supposed to teach us? That caning people will discipline people?

Threatening your own kids with violence.. Utter crap.
I can't imagine hitting or harming my own child, if I would have one.

As if whacking anyone would do him/her any good.
Even though I usually fantasize about getting Poohead or Whiny Bitch strangled in my hands, still, it's another thing to actually do it.

Anyway, in general, I was just really incredulous at the way Darence's mum treated him.

She even said to me, "I advise you to keep away from Darence, don't get close to him! He's a horrible boy!"

...

Horrible boy.. What the..
No offence Darence, but I think she's a bitch.

Maybe she really does care about Darence, deep deeep deeeeep waaay deeep inside her heart, but she sure has a funny way of showing it.

Anyway, I'm just grateful my mum isn't like that.
Sure she has flaws, but at least she doesn't do things like that.

Later on, we came back to school.
Julien and I played cards with Zu Kai for about.. One and a half hours.
Haha, damn fun.

Will probably be watching Napola tomorrow..
Whoot. NC-16 my ass! =) Damn right I'll show you 16.

2005-08-31T06:39:00.000-07:00

[Editted, added, wtvr]

I've decided to try out a What-I-Would-Predict-To-Be-Written-In-Shithead's-Blog:

Shithead = Cliffton, by the way.

Here it goes:

dear diary,

hah, today arh, play bball wif the guys leh, at igna's house.
i was like, damn cool lor. I threw the ball backwards like pro liddat.

i could see all the guys were jealous of my skills lor! i mean, i so handsome, every girl like me, pro in socccer and bball and badminton, who wouldn't be jealous lor!

oh ya, today ah, i used my gel again leh.
SOOOper cool sia. make until like igna's style liddat. dunno why everyone say it's ugly leh, like.. shit? but they blind lah. they JEALOUS arh!

also ah, i miss my darling soooooo much!
she my girlfriend leh!

i mean, i confessed to her that i like her lah, that's why considered girlfriend liao!
of course she like me mah, which girl would reject me leh.

except julia lah. aiyoh she so blind ah, i so handsome, reject me somemore! i show her arh!

yah lah, cant stand it liao. can't believe julia rejected me leh. it's like, she so stupid lah. i only attract smart girls like h*** t***.

oops, i mean, I ditched julia ah! yes, i change girlfriend like i change underwear. i mean, she reject me, but i want face mah, so i say i reject her lah!

now i going after this girl. hiyoh. love her sia.
but if she reject me i still got other girls lah. HAH!

today at the party ah, i took off my shirt leh.
too bad some of the girls couldn't see. i got 6 pack you know.
i mean, i think so lah. this piece of flab, i mean flesh, is 6 pack right? yah.

anyway, i going to play bball liao.
go show off to wei lun, ming yan and kenneth, coz they not as pro as me mah. must show them my skills ah!

but they're my bros lah. got bond you know.

ok la! after i play bball then i go find more girls to flirt with.
kk, byeezzz!!

signing off,
Shithead.

___________

Julien gave me this idea. teehee.

Teacher's day today.
We had Talentsearch as our performance.
Boring shit.

It was either good/bad bands or Minahs dancing.
Surprsingly there wasn't any breakdancing/50 cent wannabes.

Yah yah, dance away, I get the point.
Bryan's band was quite good though.

But generally boring shit.

First performer was Paula's band, Beautifully Decayed.
After seeing that disaster, I get why Paula hates her band members.

The lead singer, Ashim, or something? Portugeuse dude.
He sang every note out of tune, and sometimes he would just suddenly jerk his voice or something.

And the guitarists were kinda just standing around like dead zombies.
Only Paula managed to make it sound good though, I think.

Next performer was Monkey Sucker, some Jay Chou wannabe and some uuhh.. dude.
That Henry fella didn't do Jay Chou's songs justice.
I guess his voice was pretty okay, but pretty okay isn't enough to sing Jay Chou's songs.

Their band name was quite a big turn off though.. Henry Three Friends?
Time to do the WHATEVAH sign, people.

Okay, then the rest were bascially just minahs dancing.

Oh, but there was one band which just sang onstage without any instruments.
That dude, Taufik/Taufiq? Yeah, he sang real good, but did the rest just have to keep "ooooohing" throughout the song?!

It would've been alot better without all the backup crap.

If any of those Talentsearch contestants read this, it ain't personal.
=)

Oh, and this extra-Sec-3 asshole sat in front of us.
I have a feeling that he's from NCC LAND because he was hanging out with his NCC buddies or something.

Anyway, not the point.

FL was squealing a little during the performance, then the guy whirled around and "ssshhh!!!" us.

Hokai. I took revenge by taking picture of his underwear which was sticking out.
Purple.

Not a pervert, just revenge.

Afterwards we went to DA BEACH!
Yeeesss the sun sand and babes.
Except there weren't any babes.

Julien, ALI, Justyn, Fatimah, Rika, Kirin, me and some other girls went to East Coast Park together.

Ali's our new leader!
We made an Ali cheer especially for our tribe leader:

Ali
Ali
Ali
HYUK! *fly arms into the air*

Ali's just... Just so fucking hilarious and cute.
New best friend. Hohoho.

He just keeps.. Dunno, doing all these funny little actions. So funny, you'd laugh until your guts spill out.

Speaking of which, we also made other cheers:

Varsha
Varsha
Varsha
BOOM! *hair explodes*

Kabeer
Kabeer
Kabeer
BLINK BLINK! *blink eyes*

Amos
Amos
Amos
SWEAT! *hands come flying down*

Maniam
Maniam
Maniam
FIRE! *hair on fire*

Okay, lame, but still hilarious.

We ate McDonalds for lunch then headed towards the bench and beach area.
We crapped a whole lot, then went out to the beach.

And I must say..

It felt soooooo good.

It's been a while since I visited the beach [Excluding the midnight walk to the beach during FL's chalet], and damn did the sand feel soooo good under our feet.

Nice sun + Cooling seawater + Sand = LOVELY DAY!

Whoo! We should visit the beach everyday or something. Better than being cooped up or going shopping or whatever.

Ali came up with the idea to dig a knee-deep hole into the sand, inspired by Justyn.
So Ali, Julien and I did.
Dug and dug and dug.

Finally we got a knee-deep hole.
But Ali went to jump into the whole pile of sand that was accumalated by our digging.

So we started burying his legs into the sand, while he was standing.
We managed to bury him up to his thighs.

"Don't go any higher lah! Stop taking advantage of him!" Justyn had protested.

Yes yes Justyn, we won't molest your gay partner.
Jk.

Fatimah kept filling the big bottle with sea water and poured the water onto the sand right beneath his *ahem*, so it looked like he pissed on the sand.
Haha!

We just kept burying and burying, hilarious.
But Ali started to get leg cramps, so he got out.

Hah, then guess what.
Justyn borrowed my skirt and...

He wore it.

Yes indeed people. Justyn Kang wore a skirt.
And Julien + I have a picture.
I'll upload it if I can.

But in the meantime, if any of you want to view this interesting picture of Justyn being in touch with his feminine side, you are welcomed to ask for it.

=)

Then we headed to McDonalds again, and ate more.
Hah.

At about 4.30pm, we headed home.
Yes, good day. Very good day.

Yesterday, we had inter-class soccer match.
2C against 2B.

Sad to say.. But 2C lost.
Unbelievable. We won the best sport class but yet, we lost at our first match.
Plan sucked, 2B was much better.

But oh well. Can't win everything.

Today was just such a nice day.
I just keep smiling, I wish everyday was like today.
Being at the beach feels so fucking good.

Felt so good.

2005-08-28T02:03:00.000-07:00

Never be a survey person when you grow up.

Firstly, you annoy the shit out of people.
Secondly, no one cares about what you have to say.
Thirdly, you annoy the shit out of people.

Eunice and I got approached by these 2 survey people.
Okay, that was fine and dandy. Ask a few questions, then scram.

But nooooo.

One of them talked to me, the other one talked to Eunice.
S.P = Survey Person

S.P: So, do you have any religion?

Me: Uh. No.

S.P: Not christian? Buddhist?

Me: ..No.

S.P: Catholic?

Me: NO. None.

S.P: Okay, then I'd like to share with you my views on christianity. See, I'm a christian, and I feel that God has made such a great impact on my life!

Me: [Maybe I should've lied that I was a christian, so she wouldn't bug me. On the other hand, she might have started chatting happily about gospels and verses.] Hokai.

S.P: I find it impossible that everything could've just happened from a big bang, because blah blah blah yaddity yah da.

Me: *snores* *receives sms from Eunice*

Sms from Eunice: Help me!

S.P: And I think God helped me find myself because I just couldn't see the purpose of why we, you know, digest food, urine, shit and blah blah bladdity blah

Eunice: Hey, Julia, what time is it? We have to meet uuhh.. Ching Yeong.

Me: 6.11pm. Oops, we gotta go. Bye!

*scrams and runs after Ching Yeong to make it look real*

That went on for about, 20 minutes.
Yes, try enduring all that shit preaching for so long.

I honestly don't see how Christians can get people to convert that easily.
What does God need, more fans? I doubt so. He'll do fine without my support.

If God's that forgiving and perfect, he'll forgive me for not believing in Christianity and send me to Heaven anyway.

Why's he gonna send me to hell because I don't believe in him? Sounds a little egoistic, if you ask me. But since God isn't supposed to egoistic, he'll put me in heaven.

I guess Christianity is good in a sense that it can, I don't know, help you "find yourself" or something? People always say that.

Help you reflect, be grateful, respect people, etc.

But based on a lie? Come on man, you can realise all that yourself, you don't need some God to make you see it.

Actually, maybe Whiny Bitch should convert to Christianity. Maybe she'd stop acting like Mathilde, that materialistic bitch.

Not the point.

The point is, there are so many religions out there, why's Christianity the one? It's just a way to explain things in life which we don't understand.

We're built out of molecules.. And when we're buried our molecules will decompose into the Earth, and then no more human.

Anyway, never mind.

Tuned into WWE last night, after a long time of WWE-deprivation.

Needless to say, I was utterly disgusted with the current storyline.

About dunno how many weeks ago, I saw Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio fighting over some shit.

Now, I found out what it is.

Eddie shagged Rey's wife, and had a kid called Dominic, who is now under Rey's care.
But now evil Eddie wants to take Dominic back because evil as evil does, he wants to get revenge on Rey.

Plus, Rey's wife, who looks like a drag queen, is on Eddie's side, to make Rey even more victimised.

Man, that's just shit. WWE's becoming a drama series. No more attitude era.
First, Kane and Lita. Now this?
Holy tap dancing Jesus.

And I'm fed-up with JBL's face filling up my screen all the time.
I can every pore, every little molecule of his saliva and every nostril hair.

He used to be a hardcore rocker man!

Before: Whoohoo! Badass! Hardcore champion!

After: "I rule the world. In your face, muthafuckas."

Sigh.
He looks like a Arnold Schwarzenegger wannabe now.
Sob.

Will blog next week. Adios.

2005-08-26T08:17:00.000-07:00

[editted]

Hokai.

Thursday

Once again, I was being a overly-dependent bitch and dragged Ting Xuan & Edison along because *cough cough*.
So yes, dependent bitch I was, they had to pon training just to go.

But damn it man, I felt so guilty because they didn't even protest.
Except of T.X, as usual. But he always winds up going anyway.

AARRGGHH THE GUILT I FEEL!!
God, having a blog sucks sometimes. I can't reveal secrets.
It's burning. AARRGGHH.

Anyway, so we met up with Yi Ming at the MRT station and walked over to Cineleisure.
[censored. blah blah blah. Okay, not really censored but can't really say either.]

Anyway, we got the tickets to The Maid and went to eat Burger King, etc etc.

The Maid isn't so bad or great either actually..
The scary moments are all cheap. Put on some suspense music, slow walking and one quick flash of a ghost.

Except for the part where the dead maid floated away. WHOA CREEPY SHIT.
I mean, you were just expecting the corpse to just stay hung there, but it floated away!
My god!

Some girls sitting behind us were real annoyances.
Haha.

First, they stuck up their feet onto the seat in front of them, which was right next to T.X, and wearing skirts.

I don't know, did they want people to see their underwear? I'm sure it's lovely and all, but anyone can just type in www.fuck.com to see it in their own private bedroom.

Secondly, they were making noise.
Actually, I didn't hear them make much noise, but it must've annoyed T.X or something.

He was like, "SSSHHH! Shut up!"
Twice.

The second time, one of them snapped back, "Shut up lah!"
Hmm. Sounded real bitchy coming from a ah lian. Hah.

Anyway, I just found that moment hilarious. Even my sister hasn't told anyone in the cinema to shut up before.

Speaking of hilarious, the singlish in the movie sounded amazingly funny as well.

Afiq or some dude called Eddie in the middle of the movie to ask them to come back to school, otherwise they couldn't go on their September hike to Mount Ophir.

So the 2 of them had to leave.

Defeated my entire purpose of dragging them there.
But they got punished by crazy bitch [Ms Koh], so I'm really quite sorry.

Later on, they had this reflected image of the ghost on the closet door.
That.. Was creepy.

Yi Ming got spooked by the hand.. It just shot right out of the pile of clothes and grabbed Rosa. Heh.
And some ass was opening the cinema door, making that creeking sound.
God.

We whirled around at that moment, hilarious.
The creeking sounds in the movie were loud enough to burst your eardrums, it's not scary, it's irritating.

Movie ended, blah blah blah.
Hmm. Interesting movie.

Really not bad for a Singaporean horror movie.
Not gory enough though.

I think those parents were absolutely psychotic.
Imagine going on a killing spree just to find a bride for your DEAD AND RETARDED son!

Retarded plus dead. Chirst, get over it.

Did I mention dead? Yeah.

And retarded too? Hmm, yup.

Plus, Rosa was incredibly stupid, she probably had an IQ of her shoe size.
She was seeing ghosts everywhere, and yet she continued to check out the house.
Man, how stupid.

So in summary, okay, this maid from some ulu place came to Singapore to work, during the 7th month.

Ooooo bad bad bad.

An opera-couple hired her, and they lived in a super-creeky house.

Then she sweeped the ashes, and boom! Ghosts came floating about and haunted her.

Everyone started saying about 10 times, "It's 7th month. Must be careful."
No, wait, 100 times.
YEAH I GET THE POINT, 7TH MONTH EQUALS BAD LUCK, MOVE ON.

Rosa, the maid, found out that the previous maid who worked for the couple was called Esther, and she got burnt by the dad.

Why?

Ah Soon, their retarded AND dead son, had raped her. [Before he died]
Because reatrded as he was, he was not aware of what rape was.

Then for some funny reason, the parents went to burn Esther alive.
Thought they should be burning his son though. Oh well.

Then Ah Soon got into a bitch fit and jumped off the roof and kaploot, byebye spastic boy.

But he came back as a ghost, a retarded ghost.

Then Rosa got all scared and tried to run away but the parents caught her and tried to kill her, so that dead Rosa and dead Ah Soon could marry, in their afterlife or ghost life or whatever

She managed to escape though, after Ah Soon figured out what his parents were doing and went to burn his father.

Happy ending. DUH.

Friday

Ignatius's farewell party NUMBER 2!

The last one was quite fun I guess, but it turned out quite unorganised.

We went there and immediately started raiding all 3 of his refridgerators.
3. Gosh.

We gobbled up the ice cream and the maids served us NYDC cheesecake.
NYDC cheesecake. The best cheesecake you can find.

Damn, it was just soooo good.
The chocolate base... The chocolate top.. The creamy cheese.. Mmmm.
Okay, it was just TOO good.

Lifestyle of Ignatius, the rich boy. Hah.
Eat good food, work out in the basketball court or swimming pool and listen to good music with your god-knows-how-many stereos.

We crapped around alot, no one had gotten pushed or jumped into the pool yet. Hah.

Hmm. Guess what. Don't mind me saboing you, but Darence's scout pants has split at the *ahem* area, 3 times.

"Too long already, that's why split is it?" Evonne asked. OMFG, it was fucking funny.

Evonne and I had to leave early, so that we could meet General at his school to watch the band performance.

Evonne had accompanied me to the Marina South thing, so I thought I was obliged to accompany her there.

Actually, it was kinda sad to see Igna go.
Of all the people in 2C, it just has to be him.

Couldn't it be, I don't know, Cliffton or someone whom I detest?
I would't protest to see him go.

Oh well... No more rich boy in 2C.
He even gave us Hersheys chocolate bars each! Whoohoo!
Yup, thank you Ignatius, for all that you've done for 2C.

Anyway.. when we reach Cat High..
[doom music]

Announcement to all: Catholic High School cheats your feelings.

Nono, it was not a band performance! It was a MOVIE
Holy crappy shit.

In addition, it was a old Japanese movie, about girls in a school band.

Sometimes there would be real stupid scenes, like pigs frozen in the middle of the air, and playing trumpets in the forests.

At least there was popcorn.
...In a plastic cup!

But for some reason, General and Evonne didn't wanna eat the popcorn, so I ate all three cups.
That was dinner.

His school is unbelievably huge. Plus there's this gigantic China-looking pond.
God. God. God.

Anyway, we got fed-up with the stupid movie, so we started to prank call people and throw cans/plastic cones/paper cups at General's friends. Hah!

His friends got "pissed" and actually went to drag him off, just carry him off.
Crap, I was scared shitless. I thought they were gonna beat him up.
They didn't though, heh.

We called Pizza Hut to order McDonalds, and called McDonalds to order pizza.
And so on. Haha.

Well, it got boring.
I can't believe CHS did something this lame. If they had to present a movie, at least they could've presented something BETTER.

Okay, shall not judge CHS due to this.
It's a good school, yes indeed.

Anyway, we went home soon after.

ta da.

I kind of regret going there actually. Should've stayed at Igna's.
But right now I'm having my monthly blood flow! So couldn't jump into the pool anyhow.

Hmmm.

Anyway, there's this shitty speculation going around about T.X and Me. *COUGH*
Sure, Alex. Shouting at him, "YOU ASSHOLE!" equals to talking to him sweetly, riiigghhtt.

Yes, see, these are the people who like to make assumptions.
Christ, I've even got people I don't even know who are shouting all over the place, "WAAAH TING XUAN!" etc.

Not amused. Not funneehh.

Okay, fine, I'll do the WHATEVAH sign!
WHATEVAH!

Okay, not even worth talking about.

We've got all our common tests back already.
Here are my marks. Yes, laugh you shall:

Chinese: 63/100
History: 20/25
Maths: 25.5/50
Science: 31/50
Geography: 17.5/25
Literature: 20/25

See that math score? Atrocious.
22 people in my class failed.
Are we power or what?

Anyway, everyone's putting the blame on Stubbings, which I am doing so too.
I mean, the other classes did better than us, 9 or 10 failures in the other classes.

But c'mon man, Stubbings's classes did badly. What does it say?

Science was a disaster too. Highest was only 40/50.
Crap man. Utter crap.

To add salt on the wound, I found out that the dude who got 40/50 was Joel from 2A, the asshole who was criticising Hitler in his speaker's corner.

"People who don't think Hitler is cruel means that they do not fully know what Hitler had done, or chose to ignore his cruel actions!" he said.

SLAP YOUR FACE MAN.

Yes, that idiot. Yes, I admit, slaughtering millions of people is inhumane, perhaps even absolutely unfeeling of him, but he did it for a good cause, in his opinion.

It's like a good intention gone wrong.

Anyway, I've already said all this before, so Joel can go eat his shit.
Or go study science till he goes nuts. Whatever.

Haha, just joking.

Gotta go for tution. Adios people. And stay Hitler-pro.

2005-08-21T07:23:00.000-07:00

AARRGGHH!!
WHY'S EVERYONE GOING OFFLINE?!

Anyway, haha! Plus 5 marks to chinese common test!
Nono, No Cs! It's a B! Whoohoo!

T.X is a little strange.

One moment he was all, "No lah, don't wanna go lah. It's lame lor."
Then the next minutes it's, "Okok, I'll help you. I'll go."
Then, "Don't want liao. I wanna make merry with manga."
Then, "Hmm okay lah, I go. But it's lame hor."

I'm wasting my phone bill money here.

Did I mention how wrong "making merry" sounds? Yeah.
Sounds like masturbating.
Hmm. Oh gross.

Anyway, I'm beginning to think the geography trip to New Zealand's gonna be a flop.
Paula decided not to go, so now Julien and I have to share a room with..

[doom music]

The OTHER.

As in, one of the girls in the other clique *cough*
Well.. They're not really bitches, but we're quite reluctant to spend 8-10 nights sleeping with one of them.

They're a strange bunch. They actually pleaded the teacher so that they could go to New Zealand.
...

We were so desperate to get out of sharing the same room as one of them that we actually got Tsz Pui to share the same room as us.

But Rico informed us that boys and girls can't share the same room.
Why, you bozo-organisers? It's not like we're gonna hump each other.

Speaking of humping, we made this rather sick joke about Kabeer.
God, too sick.

Oh well. Anyway, this Kiwi Fruit Farm plus limestone cave and other stuff better be good.

2C's going on a spree man.
This week, we made one teacher cry.
And then 2 other teachers nearly cried.

That one teacher was Stubbings, obviously.
She can go paste stickers onto people's worksheets in UK for all I care.

Okay, that's a little insensitive..
But maybe she shouldn't take things well, too personally.

Guo lao shi and Ms Gwen Lim looked like they were gonna cry.
Because of our poor marks.

Sigh.
We've let them down man. If we had mugged hard enough, they're right, we wouldn't have marks like these.

______________________

Presenting: The Top 10 Most Shittiest Songs 2004/2005
[Number 1 being with the worst]

Ever got sick and tired of those faggoty songs played over and over on the radio?

Ever got dizzy with madness listening to the same R&B beats being pumped for 5 minutes long?

Ever got the urge to punch one of those singers singing suckily?

Then you've come to the right place!

Let the countdown begin:

Song No. 10: Britney Spears - Do Something

I see you looking at me
Like i'm some kind of freak

News flash ~~porn star~~ woman, you are a freak.

You got married twice, got a baby, flashing your body, your hair looks like it's super-oily so it's clumped together and sound like a hoarse horse.

Anyway, her song's telling us to get up and dance around with her.
In a very sucky tune too, I may add.

It sounds like some zombie who just awoke from 100 years of rest rasping for air.

Song No. 9: Hilary Duff - Every song she sings.

Just 3 'O's:
Overplayed, Overrated and Oh-my-god-I-feel-like-smashing-her-face.

I remember the Hilary Duff period, where her video and song popped up everywhere I went, haunting me.

Everyone was saying how great it was, like, OMG, an actress is singing!
Like, I sooooo have to have her CD! Coz she's like, sooooo HOT?!

Most of her fans just buy her CDs because they liked her when she was acting.

That's why actresses become "successful" singers, they already got the fame.

She's sucks so much in singing that I think I can actually keep up with her.
Mind you, my singing usually makes people insane and look like they've just swallowed a rotten fish whole.

Song No. 8: Chingy - Right Thurrr

It's "there" not "thurr", asshole.
I didn't even know what the shit he was singing until I saw the song title.
"Right Thurrr"?!

It's like, "Right, mate/punk/thug?"

Song No. 7: Mariah Carey - Just Like That

It's another Britney Spears song.
Get up on your feet, dance till you drop, kiss random strangers, have some slut fun, have a one night stand, etc.

Sounds like African music combined with a Teletubbies song.

*beat* *bush cha cha bush cheh cheh cheh*

Stand up, y'all!
Twinkie winkie! *boom cha cha*
Dipsy! *cheh che bush*
Lala! *boom bum boom*
POH! *cheh bush cha*
Alright y'all!
Teletubbies to the skies!

*bush cha cha bush cheh cheh cheh*

Song No. 6: 50 cent - Candy Shop

As usual for this black video, throw in some hot babes to make the male fans go "oolala" and add a cool, hip hoppin' yo-yo-bro black-monkey guy rapping about candy.

Alright, I'll take you to the candy shop, and stuff some candy up your ass.
Any candy preference? Mars? Gummy bears?

Anyway, can't be bothered to know what the song's about.
Should be about women, as always.

Song No. 5: Cyndi Wang - Honey

AARRGGHH Okay, this song I cannot stand.

Honey honey, blah blah blah blah, honey honey

And in the video, she was flopping herself about with "frowsy" hair and "rosy" nails, pouting and looking like a slut.

At least, I think so. They all look the same, mix them up sometimes.

Song No. 4: Sylvester Sim - It's My Life

Originally sung by Bon Jovi.
Bon Jovi must be disgusted.

He was "YEOW!"ing in every sentence, making the song sound like some psycho trying to clip his toenails.

He sounds like an ah beng singing it too.

It's my lie-fe (YEOW!)
My hart ish lie-ke a oh-pin highway (YEOW!)
Lie-ke Frankie said
I deed it mah way
I just wannah lee-ve while I'm alive (YEOW!
IEE-T'S MAH LIE-FE! (YEOW!)

Song No. 3: Usher - Yeah

Same as 50 cent's reason: Rapping about women, bling bling, dance dance, shout "YEAH YEAH YEAH", yay.

You get a hit.

Why is every single rap song about sex/women/being drunk/dancing/being shot?

Song No. 2: Taufik Batisah and What's-her-name - Reach Out For the Skies

Well, Dick Lee or whoever is writing these songs is losing his touch.

Every single year, it sounds identical.

Let's do our best, strive for a better nation so that we can get more money and people, we think that Singapore's perfect, ya di yada.

Dancing around like a fish in front of fireworks doesn't help either.
I think these songs are actually trying to brainwash us into patriotism.

Then again, they could be blind and do really think that Singapore's DAH BEST. *grin cheesily and point*

And the shittiest song isss... [drumroll]

Song No. 1: Black Eyed Peas - Don't Phunk With My Heart

Everytime I hear her sing "No no no nooo", I feel like shooting the TV.
What's with the 'phunk'? It's 'fuck', or whatever. All I know is that there's no such word.

See, these are the damn abbreviations which influence us kiddy teengaers to tYpE lYk dIsh cOz iTsh cUte WorHxz.

Now everyone's gonna substitute words with 'ph'

Liph (Life)
Phoot (Foot)
Phuck (Fuck)
Phunny (Funny)
Phat (Fat)
Phantastic (Fantastic)
Phreak (Freak)

Christ.
The 'PH' period.

And that was the top 10 shittiest songs, people.
Hope you agreed. Power!

2005-08-18T06:32:00.000-07:00

We're finally free from Stubbing's grasp!!!
Whoohoo!! Celebrate people!!

Stubbing's has been unbearable these couple of days.
She's the most petty grown up woman I've ever met.

Here's the story:

Darence wrote "Fuck you bitch." on a math worksheet paper.

This paper drifts onto the floor in front of Stubbing's feet.

[cue doom music]

Stubbing's picks it up, reads it.

...

And sends Darence out of the class.

She tells us, "I don't think I'm classified as a bitch."

Walks out of the class with one period left.

Leaves us confused.

Mr Kang comes charging towards Darence like an insane bull and roars, "YOU'RE SO CHEAPSKATE, DARENCE! DO YOU REALISE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!"

Yes, cheapskate, that's what he roared.

Teachers take turns to come into our class to yell at us about how ungrateful we are blah bladdity blah.

Concluded that Stubbings probably went crying to all the teachers in the staff room and decided that her 'pals' should do the confronting instead of herself.

She was so distraught that she absented herself the next day.
Hmm. The sentence didn't even have her name though, she assumed it was referring to her.
Bitch.

Today, Mr Kang and Mr Koh forced Darence to make a public apology to our class plus Stubbings.

Which I thought was full of shit.
Why, you may ask.

Because why the hell are they forcing him to say something he doesn't even mean?
They just want to hear those words, doesn't matter whether he reflected or not, oh no, they just want him to say it.

The whole classroom was silent and I was whacking my pen against the table.
I was that annoyed.

Then Stubbings just had that dumbass smug look painted across her face, as if she has all the power in the world to make Darence say what she wanted to hear.
Damn bitch.

God, I wish Darence didn't have to apologise, he doesn't even have to apologise for anything for God's sake.

You know what Stubbings, I really do hope that you yourself will reflect on why people are actually calling you a bitch, we don't say it for no reason.

I mean, no one calls Ms Sri a bitch, right? Exactly.

Or should I say, EEEEExactly!

First of all, she treats us like 5 year olds.
Stickers? Smiley face? Ferrari? Seperating us into groups? What shit?

I was just really appalled out of my shit when she started sticking stickers onto our worksheets.

Secondly, she's just too fucking boring.
Probably even more boring than Mdm Ng, if that's possible.

Thridly, you got a terribly personality.

When someone [forgot who] made a joke that some of us have a habit of not handing in their homework, she took it so damn personally and seriously.

She refused to print any homework for those people, and just went on and on, "Since SOME people have a habit of not handing in their work, I don't see the point of giving them any! SOME of you... You should know who you are."

You think that's annoying?

Imagine her doing that about 10 times per lesson.

Fourthly, she shows off her manly legs and has terrible hair.
Okay, not a point, but it pisses me off anyway.

She keeps wearing these short weird skirts and dresses which show off her legs, and they're not very attractive, believe me.

The hair? Sigh. Whiny Bitch is probably dying to give her some hair tips.

Well, thank god yesterday was her last day with us.
I never thought I'd say this, but I kind of miss Mdm Ng.
Kind of.

Big news, Denise got accepted into NJC!
Some programme thing, exactly like Yong Yi and Amos, who are going ahead to VJC.

Damn. Should've applied. Damn you Amos, didn't tell me.. *mutter mutter*

NJC's kinda full of dead people though.
Back in RGPS, we had to run our 1.6km at the NJC track, and those dudes just whizzed past us.

Strange thing was that I saw the same guy pass me about, 5 times.
His legs just went on and went.
And he wasn't panting.

*GASP!*

Gave me the impression that he was a zombie.

Well, anyway, we got back our Chinese common test papers back today.
Sigh. Screwed up.

Got 58/100.

HAHA!

Man I really do suck at chinese.
Thought 'hai xin' meant a meteor hit the sea.

It actually means a starfish.

No wonder the guy was throwing the starfishes back into the sea, not meteors.

God.

2005-08-13T00:13:00.000-07:00

Bloody blogger.
Gotta type all over again.
Holy crap, why does it always crash on me.

New update from what-I-would-predict-would-be-in-Whiny-Bitch's-blog!:

dEarZ dIaryZ,

IM SHO SADDDD!!!
why!? cos i lost my comb!!! i think i left it in the fl's chalet lorhz.....
wat the hell lorhz. lyk, dat comb was my bao bei lorh!

blue blue colour one, anyone gort see?!?! scared someone else use and steal it lehx!
wat if.... zukai went to use?!?!??! aaahhh!!!
dun touch my bao bei comb hor!

haiz. no comb. so cham. [I honestly don't know what 'cham' means, but heck]
what to do lehx?!?! i also veri sad cos u noe why?!?!?!
we broke up lehx!!!

its lyk, i dun believe any relationship will last one lor! but i still go after him lehx! wat's wrong wif me huh?!??!! i think i too crazy by his lurfe lorh!!!

i think its cos he's lyk, so handsome lorh. cannot stand his cuteness liao!!!
gort one piercing in his ear!!! SHO COOL OKAYZ.
burt others say he nort cute lehx?! dey blind larh.

anywayz..... its lyk, cos, i just wanted to scare him mah. just test him lorh, bluff bluff oni. just wanted to see if he get veri upset or nort.

but he agreed lehx!!!! so just liddat lorhz. dat means he dun lurve me one lorh!!! flirt oni..... dun lyk den dun lyk larh!

i oso gort 500 guys who lyk mie lorh!!! make u jealous larh!!!!

burt i really sad is cos of mie comb.......cannot comb in class liao.

burt horh, u pple better nort touch my comb, dear dear use before one, so it has alot of.. of.. the stoopid word which starts with 'S' larh! Whatever!

sho every time the wind blow huh, i just close the windows!!! i oso close julia's window without her permission, cos her opinion is nort as important as my hair, okay!

now hor, i lyk to put 5 clips in my hair, lyk cute cute hairband liddat.
so chio rightzz?!!?!

i mean lyk, so wat if i dun need to wear hair clips, nice to wear one wad.... damn nice lorh.

everyday i lyk to show off to julia, cos she sits behind me, sho i lyk to lean all the way back and poke my clips into her eye lorh!

teehee!!!!!!!

anywayzzz.....veri sad larh. no boy. no comb. damn cham. [Once again, I don't know what that means]

~`$$%$#$****[[lurrffee mmyyy bbooyybbooyy ffoorreevvaa]]]%^%^***~~`
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Okay, she didn't poke my eye.
If she did, I would poke her with my.. eyelash or something. Whatever.

But my god, she seriously keeps whacking her hair into my face.
I can't even concentrate during lessons because of her oh-so-gorgeous hair.

Okay, bimbos aside.

Yesterday, dragged Evonne and Julien to the bloody carnival again.
Ivan refused to go, after being being 'attacked by the soccer disease'.
Plus, found some of Bryan's PDS stuff.

Evonne started to try to bail out. *cough*
Then Ivan toddeled to us and gave us a big lecture about resposibility.
And.. started talking to his bag.

"Bag? Should I go play soccer? Yes?! Okay! Okay bag, say bye to them!"

*twiddles bag handle*

Bag says, "Bye Evonne! Bye Julia! Bye Julien!"

Okay, anyway, we went onto the MRT and found Mdm Stylo Auntie.

She had casually flung herself onto the mrt seats, taking up about.. 4 or 5 seats in total.

Her head leaned against the side wall and her hand was gripping onto one of the polls, and if I remember correctly, her mouth was hanging open.

And there were Blood Donation posters all slapped onto the MRT walls.

There's this friendly, smiling little blood drop with a small speech bubble, "Hello! Blood Donation is a painless process! *hint hint* You can donate blood once every 12 weeks! *hint hint*"

Hmm. I think there's a secret message behind it.

"Yo peeps! Did you know we would like to suck out your blood? It's very painful and sucks, but hey! Your blood's being drained for a good cause!"

Okay, little blood drop! I shall donate my blood! Not because I'm helping others, but because you're so darn cute! >.<

Ooo. Is my blood as cute as that? Hmm?

Don't think I'd be donating my blood anytime soon, Mr Eio claims it could make you light-headed and crap..

Anyway, we toddeled off to find TING XUAN AND FRIENDS but oh wow, surprise surprise no surprise, they haven't reached there yet!

Yeah, it was the last day of school, so we were lugging around all our books, walking across Marina South and there he goes, "We're not there yet!"
ROAR.

Just as we got our lunch [One dollar for noodles!! The Cheapskate Club's dream come true!!], he called and said, "We're here!!"
ROAR.

Okay, so I fulfilled my 'responsibility' and brought Bryan's stuff.

Met Lizard too. Whoohoo!

After that it just wiltered down to crapping and crapping and crapping and crapping.
And we concluded that Ting Xuan is crazy and is in serious need of Evonne's Counselling Centre.

And I made one new friend. Dude called Yi Ming.
Whoa people! I'm on a friend-making spree here! Who wants to make friends with me?! Hmmm?! Come on people, where's the spirit?! Why those dull faces?!

...

Did I mention Ting Xuan's name is now 'Ding Xuan'?
Yes indeed. That's what his name tag says! 'D X Ho'!
Sounds like 'Dexter Ho', but heck, 'Ding Xuan' sounds funnier.

Like, you know, DING!. There goes the bell! DING Xuan!
Okayokay. Enough crapping.

But c'mon, funny right? DING!
Hmmm okay, let's not make fun of our friends.

Anyway, we really didn't wanna reverse our route and walk back to the bus stop, as Ding Xuan suggested, so Edison got us a ride on their shuttle bus.

Half and hour of non-stop crapping. Which includes teaching the indian guy how to speak bad chinese words.

And we went home.
Looking back, I regret dragging Evonne and Julien along.
Haha. Sorry man.

No one's online.
They're all mugging.
Sigh.
Come on people! Saturday night! Where's the fevaaa?!

Actually, after studying History, I realised how propaganda-ish Singapore is.
Every sentence I read always puts Singapore in a 'ke lian' light.

Like, the British left us! Only 3 years left to build a citizen's army! But we can do it! We'll go through thick and thin, fat and skinny! And we did it! Whoohoo!

Let's all sing the song now!

Reach out for the skkkiieesss.
And touch our ~~dreams~~ ~~stars~~ ~~wishes~~ whatever.

Alright! Let's all dance like Taufik and what's-her-name!
Yup, do that fishy-hand-thingy in the air!

Sigh.
Sorry, just ate like, 5 Mochis.
Must be on a high sugar level.
Whoo.

Okay! I shall have something controversive tomorrow!

2005-08-08T08:33:00.000-07:00

Mom is gonna take away the laptop again.
Shall update during the upcoming weekend.

Marina South Carnival Thingy.

What a day that was.

First, met Lizard, *cough*Timmy Turner*cough*, Vanessa and Eunice at Suntec City at 1.30pm.

Well, Timmy, or should I say, Timothy, wasn't bad.
I imagined him as some tall, scrawny, pathetic looking and gawky dude who'd keep quiet.

Boy was I wrong, he turned out to be quite chubby [In a good way though], and he looked teddy bear-ish cute, and good dress sense.

Whew, thank god. Good choice, Lizard.
But he left about half an hour later, mumbling something about "washing his mum's toilets."

Haha.

So we went to eat some "lovely lunch" at Sakae Sushi, where the Gyu Don sucks rat's shit.
Yeah, don't try the Gyu Don there, terrible. Chewy, dog-food-like beef.

We said our last good byes to Vanessa, she's migrating to China on Wednesday.

Then we took the MRT to Marina Bay, took 400A to the carnival area and got off.
Had a load of great fun with Eunice and Lizard though. =D

Then we walked to the Headquarters of the NCC people, we kinda just barged in actually, went under the barrier ropes.

And we found the people we were looking for, our friends who were gonna perform.
Edison, Ting Xuan, Bryan, Afiq, etc.
Hmm. Gayish uniforms.
Just kidding.

Green pants, green shirt, yellow scarf, red feather on hat.
UUHH...

Some dude called Vincent from another school in the same performance troop came into the picture though.
Became quite a mess to me, or to others, it was a great joke to laugh and tease about.

Shan't elaborate, bloody embarrassing.
All the details which T.X and Edison told me about what was happening were really, seriously bonkers.

I mean, are PDS dudes insane?! Did rotating those rifles about make them dizzy and crazy?!

Ting Xuan was being a rather big mouth about it, don't know what's with him.

He started asking really weird questions, I told him to forget about it and we got into a small little argument. I think it's okay now, though.

Heh.

But anyway, back to the carnival.
Okay, so I got bloody freaked out of shit, so we toddeled away to get some ice cream.
Later on we went the seats and watched them perform. Not bad though.

Afterwards, the NCC dudes went back to their HQ, while the 3 of us went bowling.
Then we went back to the HQ, just in time to see them leave on the bus.

Then on the bus, chaos broke out again.
Call here call there, threaten here threaten there, laugh here laugh there, tease here tease there, talk here talk there.
Big mess.

But at least T.X and Edison could be trusted.
Well, not so much of T.X but heck, he didn't do it in the end.

We shall see how this Vincent issue turns out tomorrow, shall we?

The 3 of us went back to Eunice's house to play cards and eat pizza.
Her car's rooftop was able to slide open.
So she slid it open, then we stood up, stuck our heads out and screamed like crazy.
Whee.

Hoorah. Free dinners at Eunice's house all the time.

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Very good news.
My spider spun this incredible looking web, you know those cliche looking kinds like a big circle thing?

Yeah, looks exactly like that, bloody thrilled.
Not like those flimsy, dusty looking kinds.

Plus, managed to catch 2 bugs for it, after several days of failure to find food for it.

Oh hoorah. It shall live!!

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Today after school, went to Bugis with the Julien, Aiyan, Evonne, Edison and the reluctant Ting Xuan.

We had to wait for about a fucking hour for Ting Xuan to hurry up and finish his ACES day whatever thingy shit thing.

Finally we toddeled off to Bugis, with T.X trailing far far behind, for some unknown reason.
Maybe he was trying to escape, dunno.

Anyhow, when we got there, it was very.. dull.

Well, we just didn't have much to do.

So we went to pester Evonne and General, then we went to watch the movie, in which Evonne and General and Ting Xuan did not join us.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!

Simple story, but the whole.. Dunno, colour combination was fantastic, wasn't too saturated.

Johnny Depp is a damn good actor too.
The day ended like that.

Kind of in a mess now.
Very messy.

2005-08-06T18:48:00.000-07:00

The problem with liking someone, and she/he liking you back is that there are always secrets.

Inside you'd think, "I like him. But..."
And you only tell him/she the first part.
They don't know about the little 'But' and go around prancing in a parade, all jolly.

Maybe we ourselves don't know that there's a 'But'.

Slowly, when we realise that there's a 'But' lingering around in our hearts, we'd feel obliged to tell the partner.

But then the partner would already be so submersed in joy that you'd hate to burst his/her bubble.

So you keep quiet.

As the months or years pass, you still keep quiet.
And the secret will thicken layer by layer, as each second ticks away.

You'd bury it somewhere deep, so you'd forget about it, you don't listen to it.
But it's still there.

You'd be blinded by all the false joy you feel, from what she/he did or what she/he said.

Then you'd brush away the secret, dismissing it as only a little thing.

One day you're partner is going to realise his 'But' as well, and that's it.
Like, "But I like blah blah too," or "But she/he's always so crappy sometimes."

Then you'd flop yourself on the bed and cry, thinking over and over again, I knew it, I knew it. I should've done it first.

The problem is that we invest so much trust on the person, despite our secret, and it'll backfire.

If it isn't you, it would be the other.

People get upset, commit suicide, all because they didn't listen to their own little secret in the first place.

It's your own fault, not theirs.
You had a choice and you blew it.

Well, just describing relationships at the age, I guess. I don't know about marriage.
Haha, I think listening to Coldplay's Trouble made me feel moody.

Will update later. Going to Marina City Park or whatever, carnival + NCC performance, blah blah.

2005-08-05T04:38:00.000-07:00

Yesss, hello everyone.
Finally able to update.

Fang Lynn's birthday celebration, whoohoo!
It was a week ago, but it was so great, whoohoo. That was a crazy 2 days.

On Saturday. Aiyan, Soo Mi, Julien, Ali, Kabeer, Yaseen and unfortunately, Whiny Bitch met at the MRT station.

Somehow Whiny Bitch managed to drag Ali into waiting for her queenly arrival.

So Aiyan, Julien, Soo Mi and I went off to the chalet first.

Kabeer called to ask which chalet it was, Pasir Ris or something.
And I told him Pasir Ris.

It was supposed to be Costa Sands blah blah something.
[cue doom music]

So they got lost, due to my fault, but finally arrived.
Along with Whiny Bitch, which must've been a torture for Ali.

Before entering the chalet area, we met the dudes.

Tsz Pui, Wei Liang, Ming Yan, CLIFFTON, Ignatius, Lemuel and Zu Kai.

Sigh. Cliffton Cliffton Cliffton.

How do I explain how utterly AMAZING his new hairstyle was?!
I mean, I HAVE TO HAVE HIS HAIRSTYLIST.

I've never seen anything which resembled so much like shit before!

Well, Mr Cool Cliffton wanted to gel his hair like the rest of the boys, trying to keep up with Ignatius's trends, maybe.

Bascially it was a super wet rippling pyramid on his head.
Wet shark fin splated on his head.

Please, don't insult the shark.

Amazing ain't it, I mean, who has ever seen shit on a head before?!
Amazing, simply amazing. How does he do it.

Oh, did I mention that Cliffton wasn't even invited to F.L's party?
He was planning to crash it, that fucking hypocrite.

All he did was insult those who crashed parties, and there he was showing his prescence to all his haters.

Anyway, enough about that shithead [literally].

Being the cheapskate people they are, they got F.L an empty Starbucks cup, and refused to pay the $1 admission.
Only Zu Kai, Lemuel, Wei Liang and Chee Yang went in.

Julien and I got this pink monkey soft toy/clock which you can record your voice in.
Figured that she'd probably be sick of pigs. =P

Zu Kai kept recording his singing into it. Haha.

When we got in, there was fooooood.
Ate ate ate our bellies jolly.
I've never seen so many boxes of Mochi in my life.

Ting Xuan unexpectedly showed up with Edison.
After lying to us that he wouldn't come, because he was too tired, reluctant and forseeing how boring it would be. "Expect the unexpected!"

Okay. Anyway.
Guna jokes started sprouting out of everyone's mouths. Actually, more like Kabeer's, Ali's, Yaseen's and Wei Liang's mouths.
Hilarious.

Wei Liang's joke:

"We should all dye our hair. Why? Because Guna might be hiding inside!"

Haha! Guna's black, get it?!
And Guna might be hiding up in the tree.

More people came. Ming Jiang, Ivan, Jia Heng, Mee Han, Kingston, Alicia, Evonne, Jennifer, F.L's church friends and a whole bunch of crashers whom F.L didn't even know.

Some of the crashers were Kester, Lyndon [Whom we've nicknamed, um, Lantern], Matthew and the other NCC landers.

After eating, then came....

WATER BOMB FIGHT!!

People started climbing up to the balcony and threw water bombs at the people below.

For some ass reason, Ali started throwing a gazillion water bombs at me.
In attempt to take revenge, we threw water bombs at him as well, but guess what?

They all bounced off him. On his ass as well.

Argh! Apparently he's made out rubber.
He managed to bomb us a million times but we just couldn't hit him! The balloons just couldn't burst.

Finally, karma took it's toll.
Ali slipped and fell on the wet floor, and we managed to pour a 1.5 litre bottle of water onto him. WAHAHA! Karma is good.

Once the balloons were gone, we started using plastic bags and empty potato chip bags.

Ting Xuan seemed to be utterly fascinated by this fight, and started filling up about 3 plastic bags full of water while locking himself up in the toilet.

When he came out, he bombed Edison and me.

Zu Kai bought a a small little water gun for a dollar, then he sprayed Whiny Bitch.
She complained, as usual.

When Zu Kai handed her the water gun, she sprayed him instead.
Then when he got it back, he sprayed her, then she WHINED her ass off.

OOH! Here's a list of what she did:

Incredulous Things Which Whiny Bitch Did

1) Whine about getting wet.
It's a party, goon. Will you please relax and let your hair mess up for once?

2) Break the plastic cake knife.
Once she started cutting a slice of the cake, the knife broke.
And she laughed.

She found it highly amusing, I found it incredibly unbelievable that she could break a knife while cutting a soft cake.

3) Some of the guys got some dead fish in a plastic bag for F.L.
Whiny Bitch looked inside and asked, "Oh my gosh! Dead or alive ah?!"

The statement speaks for itself.

4) Thought that our jokes about her comb were amusing.
I mean, is she seriously stupid or what? We make jokes about her daily combing activity and she found it amusing.

Sigh. Bitches. What to do with them.

At the back of the chalet, Edison was catching flies.

Why?

He had a pet spider. Unbelievbly lucky he was, he managed to catch it while it was pregnant, so there were like, 15 other little baby spiders crawling in there.

No words can describe how cool it was.

So Julien, Eddie and I spent some time talking about bugs at the back, damn fascinating, seriously.

Everytime I catch spiders, they always wind up dead in a few days.
But his spider triggered the interest again, so I caught one.
It moulted! =) =)

Anyway, back to the party.
Then Ting Xuan and Jia Heng started walking back and forth across the path, so romantic, sigh.

Just kidding.

Then they saw a cat climb up the tree, and they started shaking the tree.
What the hell.
The water on the leaves fell into their eyes though, heh.
Anyway, they went home soon after...

Later on...
The rest of us went up to the chalet.
Chee Yang, Edison and Whiny Bitch left later.

Some of us stayed overnight: Julien, F.L, Evonne, Zu Kai, Lemuel, Ivan, Kingston, Jennifer and me.

We switched off the lights, gathered into a circle on the bed and.. told ghost stories.
Which was quite a torture because I hate ghost stories.
I keep imagining someone would slash my neck while I sleep.

Haha, GUNA WAS EVERYWHERE!! HAHA!!

Anyway, I think Zu Kai's stories were the most scariest.
About the auditorium and the china doll, etc.
Most of the stories were quite cliche though, so it wasn't that bad.

One of the stories Ivan told was quite creepy though.
The one which had one of the sec 4s being possessed, and he was lying flat on the floor.

-shivers-

Anyway, we all got scared out of our wits when Kingston knocked on the door, bloody hell.

Lemuel's face looked super creepy in the dark too.
Evil smile and eyes. AAHHH.

We were also eating some Lays chips, ahem.

Anyway, after some card games and crapping, we went off to sleep.

No, just kidding.
What sleep? It's a sleepover! No sleep needed!

So we went to take a stroll to the beach, at around 3am.
No land breeze, Guna lied to us! Indignant!

So we wandered back to the chalet at about 3.45am.
We didn't wanna sleep, but I guess we just got too tired.
Sleepy time.

Kingston + Ivan on a bed.
Sounds wrong doesn't it. They're cousins. AHAHA.

We didn't have enough beds, so we all had to cram.

Lemuel, F.L and Jennifer had to squeeze onto one side of the mattress.
Ivan and Kingston happily sang all night on the other mattress.
Julien, Evonne, me and Zu Kai had to squeeze onto the main mattress.

Well, sleeping with 3 girls feels wrong, doesn't it?
So he kinda crammed at the edge of the bed, lol.

Ivan and Kingston was putting on a choir concert for us.
Couldn't someone slam a pillow into their faces?
Nah, joking.

Evonne was horny all night.
Her ass was on mine.
Shan't say anymore. Read Zu Kai's blog for this scene.
Haha.

Anyway, we finally fell asleep.

About an hour later, according to Zu Kai, I had scrunched up into a ball and stole the blanket.

Hey, it was pretty cold okay, and the bloody blanket was small and had tiny little holes all over it, what kind of blanket is this?! Ventilation my ass.

Lemuel and him went to lower the fan pace and I dozed off again.

And then according to Zu Kai again, about an hour later, I kicked him off the bed.
Apparently my knees hit his legs and he fell off.

He had enough and went to study. Haha.
Sorry.

Anyway, at about 7am, we all woke up.
Except Evonne.

Also, Zu Kai went to take pictures of all our morning faces the second we woke up.
Jennifer had a kind of drugged look, Julien was smiling? My hair was all over my face, looked like a pontianak.

Haha, Evonne looks really cute when she's groggy.
She covered herself up with blankets and refused to wake up.
Ivan was pulling and pulling at her blankets.

After a long hard battle, she finally awoke.
And we toddeled our way to McDonalds, after a "refreshing" sleep.

We ate McDonald breakfast, mmm, and went back to the chalet to help F.L pack.
Unfortunately she left her retainer there.. =x

So we went off to Escape Theme Park, after Jennifer and Evonne left.
Whee!

We managed to get 20% discount for all of us due to the 3 men armed with POSB cards.
Swoosh. Just suavely hand out those cards.

Bad idea to have eaten the breakfast and mochi though.
Zu Kai and I felt ubberly sick, going on those rides.
The rest were having quite a fun time though.

We went on the Viking, Alpha 8, etc.

Okay, Daytona Go-Kart racing.
The one which C.Y had challenged me to exactly a year ago.
I swear, I'll never be a driver.

I'd probably fail all my driving tests by running down little old ladies and banging into fire hydrants
Danger to the road.

Zu Kai won all our races.

So I managed to bang the walls about, hmm, 5 times?
Then when we all had to stop, I forgot about the brake and rammed into the rest of the cars, causing a domino effect, and F.L & Julien hurt their heads.. =(

Really sorry.

Fast forward to the Haunted House.
F.L, Ivan, Kingston and I grouped together, Julien Lemuel and Zu Kai grouped.

I have to admit, I didn't think it would be that scary.
Some bloody "head" hit us from behind.

At first I thought it was Ivan trying to scare us, but I heard him shout, "What's that?!"

AAAHHHHH.

F.L and I screamed and screamed and screamed, we just stayed rooted there for god-knows-how-long.

The people outside were laughing at us, because we were screaming so much.

Anyway, Ivan and Kingston had a fight over who should lead the way, they managed to take turns.

They were like, "Aye! Bro! Go first lah! I go already! Go, bro!"

F.L and I continued screaming for no apparent reason, and we clung onto the "manly" men in front of us.

Actually, if we looked carefully, the stuff wasn't really scaring, it was just dark and things qould just pop out of nowhere. Haha.

We were kissing the grounds when we left the house.

Zu Kai's group, on the other hand, had loads of fun singing inside the house and even strolled!

Haha.

After that, we toddeled to Burger King and relaxed.
And we went home.
tada.

Lovely weekend we had. =)

2005-08-03T20:56:00.000-07:00

Dad took away laptop.
In comp lab now.
Will update everything during the weekend.

2005-07-27T01:57:00.000-07:00

Have you seen this woman?!

If you have, please contact 1800-I-SAW-A-BLACK-FAT-INDIAN immediately as she is armed and dangerous with test tubes and bunsen burners.

_______

Mr Mind Game fooled me good.
I think that was the worst tricks I have ever experienced.

Grh. Do that again and I'll kill you.

Damn, I was actually crying.
I've got to stop being a cry baby.

It was terrible.
Like that sickening, lingering, dull pang on your heart when something really bad happens.

Eventful week so far.

1) That damn geography trip to New Zealand.

A few weeks ago, they passed around the class list and asked everybody if they were interested to go, they could tick their name.

For the fun of it, we all ticked. "Aiyah, tick for fun lah!"

Yesterday they announced the selection and tada, moi.
Which I found deadly hilarious and shocking.
I don't know why, it just felt really ironic.

Amos, Paula, Julien, Rico, Yong Yi, Tsz Pui and me got chosen, and some other people.

Today there was a briefing, and it turns out that our tax money will increase by ALOT.

What the hell for?!

Plus, our class had the most number of people picked!
Hah! We 2C people are geography pros, you FOOLS!

Or maybe the other classes didn't tick every name like we did.. Oops.

Anyway, there's going to be a second round selection thing. You can't believe the amount of money we have to pay.

$3500+

More or less, yes. According to the calculations by Amos.
And he's determined to go because Natasha's going as well. Haha.

I'd probably won't go. Too expensive.
I belong to the Cheapskate Club after all.

I'm not going to pay $3500 to study limestones and rivers for 7 days and make a big project out of it.

2) English Oral Presentations.

Yes indeed! English Oral Presentations are underway! What a joy it is to spend english period watching people present.

One outrageous thing I found out was that Whiny Bitch appointed someone else from another class to write the speech for her.

Yes she did! Uh-huh! She stooped that low.

No wonder her sentences seemed so well-structured. She failed English for mid-years after all.

She got only a 24/40, thank goodness.

Evonne managed to beat her, damn we were happy for her. =)

In the middle of my presentation, Darence suddenly burst out, "CHAO YUN FAT!"
Which made me die from laughter inside.
Inside joke.

It wasn't bad, got the same marks as last year. Good.
Got nervous and forgot a few points though.

Aim was to beat Navin's 33/40, but failed to achieve that barely.
Damn. Somehow I can never beat him.

I thought C.Y had done much better than what he got. God damn it Maniam, you're giving Amos a second chance but you're not giving C.Y one?!
Shitass.

So far the highest in still Navin. Maniam's been giving out loads of 20+ marks.
Biased, yes she is.
She doesn't like our eating gang.

3) Volleyball!!

2C WON!

HAH! Other classes lost to us! We didn't lose once! Fools!!

Yes, keeping up the name of 2C! The Best Lower Sec Sports Class!
Hah! Fools! All of them! Hah!

Rico, Aiyan/Paula, Evonne, Ali, Wei Lun and Keng Lai! Whaha!

4) Mrs Stubbings.

Sigh. Another episode.

She gave us back our math test results today, and based on our results, she seperated the class into 4 groups.

Group A: Need to do more work, my dear!
Group B: [Didn't hear what she said]
Group C: On your way to group D, my dear!
Group D: No homework because we're too smart!

Kidding.

Whiny Bitch beat me by half a mark in the test, but we still ended up in the same group anyway, along with Aiyan, Kirin, Paula, Izhaq (!!!), Navin and Ming Yan, in Group D.

We had to change our seats according to our groups.

So I had 2 choices, who to sit with.

One, Ming Yan. Smart boy, doesn't annoy me.
Two, Whiny Bitch. Name says it all.

Ming Yan shall my answer be!
Yes.

I'd rather sit with 77 Garys, 20 Clifftons and 40 Jing Hans than sit with Whiny Bitch.
That's how bad it is.

Anyway, Ming Yan mumbling equations under his breath is far more entertaining than listening to someone whine about how "low" her marks are.
Low my ass.

She behaved expectedly.

Whiny Bitch: Oh! 17 and a half upon 25 only arh?!
[Whirls around]
Whiny Bitch: Julia! How much you get?
Me: *ignores her*
Whiny Bitch: Julia?!
Me: *grits teeth* What.
Whiny Bitch: How much you geett?!
Me: 17, bodoh head.
Whiny Bitch: oh, 17 arh? Okie! *grins and giggles insanely*

I didn't say bodoh head, as much as I would've liked to.
But nothing can get into her head! Isn't my ignoring her subtle enough?

She acted exactly the same for our science quiz results and New South Wales results.
Sheesh.

These people.. Disgust the fuck out of me.
Even Ali agrees, he wants to kill her.

First they get all whiny, "I'll fail one lorh!"
When they get back their results which are relatively good, they'll be gushing, "Oh, only liddat huh?!"

Ming Yan got the same marks as me, close to Whiny Bitch's, but he didn't wail or whine or complain at all.

Anyway, back to the Stubbings point.

I don't know if this arrangement is as effective as she claims it to be, but now we have to write our Group on every piece of work we handed up. =/

It's just like in Primary 1 and 2, when the teacher seperated us into different coloured groups and made us colour the corners of our papers.

Well, at any rate, with Ming Yan there, I can copy his work. =)
Just kidding.

5 Chinese Oral.

One word to describe it all: Sucked.

Well, Guo lao shi only told us that we had a oral today, yesterday.
You can't imagine how pissed up I was.

Examiner was the examiner last year, Mrs Ong H S.
Thank god, she's a really nice woman.

I couldn't translate 'respect' into chinese, so I paused for a real long time, then she kinda chuckled at me.
Hmm.

In my mind, it was like, "FUCK FUCK! How the fuck do you say this is chinese?! Think! Fuck! How?!"
Inside I was dying.

But smiled at her and said, "Wo men ying gai jiao shun wo men de fu mu, uh, bu shi, wo men the fu mu ying gai jiao shun wo men."

Translation: We should discipline our parents. Uh, no, our parents should discipline us.

Sigh.

6 Talent Search.

We, Evonne F.L Aiyan Alicia Kabeer and I, joined Talent search as...

The Black Eggs Pickers

Yes. We girls played Don't Phunk With My Heart on the guitar while Kabeer was the vocalist, singing his trademark tune, "No no no no."

The crowd was singing along! Clapping! Whooping! Dying to get our autographs.

We should be able to win this competition, yes.

...In your dreams.

Not bad, Paula's band was quite good, some Joey fella sang Untitled by Simple Plan.
Argh. Eardrums were exploding.

Aiyah, lousy and uninteresting post.
Tomorrow's F.L's birthday celebration.
Will have more to blog about. =)

2005-07-24T08:11:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday Darence.
_________

She had it coming, really.

One word: Heex!~

You all know who I'm talking about, Xiaxue, the supposedly oh-so-rocking blog got hacked.

That's what you get for thinking you're the Ultimate Supreme Queen of ~~Blogerness~~ ~~Blogderer~~ ~~Bloggerverse~~ ~~Blogderness~~ whatever.

I know it's mean or whatever, but she did have it coming. Obviously there were anti-xiaxues plotting on how to overtake her throne, and she was fully aware of it.

For once her temporary blog didn't have a pornish image of her thighs, and the white colour went much easier on the eyes.
Hey, it rhymes.

I've got this blog, so I know how it feels to have all the archives and stuff deleted and hacked.

But ohh boy, she's blowing it up into some FBI operation.

*ahem*

After a full blown investigation by the FBI, CIA and ISD, we've finally caught the culprit of this evil hacking act.

It's none other than TK's very own math teacher, Mdm Ng Thai Sheng!

She sent us a video.
Due to the graphic nature of the horrors on her face, we are not allowed to show you the video.
However, we shall do a type out.

*camera shakes*

Mdm Ng: Harlo arh?! Look at the red light izzit?! Okay okay!

Yah, you people arh!
I want the whole world to know that I hacked Xiaxue's blog, okay?!

*points madly, eyes bulge*

She dunno how to count one lorh! Netives plus postives not equal to postives one lorh!
Like, dumb girl lorh! Aiyoh!

How can she be Singahpoh's star leh?! I SHOULD BE! ME! Know why?!

I have sexier body sia! She so fat, but I weigh only 20kg sia! Look at her thighs! Got fats! Mine?! Got BONES okay!

*sexy model pose*

See?! Sexier than her right?! Yah yah, I know larh.

And then hor, I can count sia!
I went to Poo Kok Chee University okay! Better than her whatever ulu school lor!

And pink is like, sooooo yesterday! Blue is IN sia! She so old fashion!
Look at my hair! 60's style! It's IN okay!
Not dye dye dye like siao like hers!

*pulls hair out in frustration*

Er... Oops. Bald patch now IN also, k?! *shows bald patch*

Anyway.. Yah, I got like, postive 98406 more better points than her lorh..
She so shitty, but she get famous! I WANT TO BE FAMOUS!

So I hack her blog lah. Want to be famous wad.
Ah DUH.

I also want to start blog. Can blog about all the IN things!
Like Math calculations! Postives plus Netives! A square minus B square!

Not like stupid things like cars and money and porn!

MY DREAM OKAY!!

So FBI! CIA! ISD! You all arh, cannot stop me sia! BWAHAHAHA! I'll go create a MATHS blog and you all cannot stop me!!

BWAHAHAHAHA! MATHS! 20% or 300 is 60!! 60!!

*door breaks open, FBI comes charging in*

AAHH!! NOOO!! MATHS BLOG FOREVER!!

*static*

_______________

Article:

Interesting.
From this video, we can infer that Mdm Ng Thai Sheng is currently delusional and maniacal due to jealousy reasons of Xiaxue's blog.

After creating a math blog, it was reportedly said that the blog was hacked by none other than Xiaxue herself.

Due to hysterical fits, Mdm Ng and Xiaxue are currently sedated in a Mental institution called Poo Kok Chee mental institution, which Mdm Ng had mistakenly took for a university.

She has attented Poo Kok Chee mental institution in the past, for 5 years.

This is the reason why she has been not been attending work recently at Tanjong Katong Secondary School, where it is rumoured that she had breast cancer.

It is the battle between in pink and math blog.
__________

And there you have it.
Anyway, stupid post.

2005-07-19T03:02:00.000-07:00

"I change girlfriend like I change my underwear."

-- Cliffton, commenting about his love life.

Yeah, very correct, assuming you haven't changed your underwear for the past 14 years.

If you ever have a partner in life, you should be faithful. In your case, eternally grateful.

Recently many people have been bitching happily together about Cliffton, who is acting quite strange these days. As in, vying for more attention constantly.

Such as cracking dumb un-funny lame jokes in class, touching Gary in a gay fashion, acting cocky and makes over-confident comments, just like the changing underwear one.

Hmm. Wait. Hasn't he already done all these things before? Yeah.

Maybe I should trigger off this kind of hating-people thing more often, that way our class can unite even more.
Whoohoo.

Anyway, just like Zu Kai, I'm waiting to buy the new Harry Potter book next year.
Because then it will cost only $8 at Borders.

Yes, some time ago, my sister and I wandered into Borders and there boomed out a voice from the speakers:

"Readers, please be informed that the book, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix will now be selling at $8."

We looked at each other in shock and ALAS! Low and behold, indeed it was.
I bought the damn book for $39.

There was a large, no, humongous pile of Harry Potter books stacked there.
Man did they overstock big time.

Plus, some people has already ordered the book, so all I gotta do is wait for them to finish reading and I'll BORROW HOHOHO.

Anyway, I already know the story (Warning: these are spoilers!):

Harry: I love you Ginny! Let's shag!

Ginny: Ooo! Okay!

[after a year]

Harry: Oh Ginny, as much as I loved shagging- I mean, loving you, I can't be with you because the ones I love are always in danger! Just like Spiderman! You know like, great power comes with great responsibility?! Did you watch the movie?!

Ginny: Oh Harry! How could you?! *sob sob runs out of room*

Harry: *becomes angsty* NOOO!! The pain I feel!! Argh!! I gotta throw something to express how golly angry I am! *throws his shit around*

Malfoy: *enters room* Why, it's Potter banging his head around again! How jolly.

Harry: Gasp! It's Malfoy! What disgust I feel.

Malfoy: Since I've caught you in such a good mood, how about I go for a jolly stroll to Dumbledore's office.. And ZAP HIM TO DEATH?!

Harry: Gasp! You wouldn't, you trecherous Grawp-like troll!

Malfoy: No one can stop me now!! HAHAHA!! *runs to Dumbledore's office*

Harry: I have to inform someone! Ah ha! That new teacher of the Dark Arts will know what to do!

*runs to Professor Chee Bye's office*

Harry: Professor Chee Bye! Professor Chee Bye! Malfoy's gonna kill Dumbledore! Come quick!

P.C.B: *blood leaks out from nose*

Harry: Oh barnacles! Malfoy killed him with porn! AAHH!! *runs to Dumbledore's office*

[At Dumbledore's office, Malfoy was there with his pink wand]

Malfoy: Hah, Potter! You're too late, as usual, shagging with your girlfriend and busy being puberty-angsty! There's nothing you can do now!

Harry: Why, there is!

*ruffles Malfoy's hair*

Malfoy: Nooo!!! Not the hair!! Anything but my gold hair!! I gel-ed it with Loreal just this morning!!

Harry: *hand slips off the slippery hair* Oh no! I've lost grasp!

Malfoy: You will pay for this one day, Potter! But now! I shall zap Dumbledore!

Harry: NOOOOOO

Dumbledore: Do you boys have any pumpkin juice?

Harry: NOOOOO. I mean, huh?

Malfoy: Kill the old man I shall!

[10 minutes later]

Harry: *taps foot* You gonna kill him or what?

Malfoy: *fiddles with wand* Uuhh.. Kill him? Really? Did I mention that? Hmmm... What am I doing here?

[Snape bursts in]

*Everyone gasps in disbelief*

Snape: FOOLS! Darn you Malfoy! I shall kill him myself! Avada lopidar!

Dumbledore: *starts drooling*

Snape: Oops. That was the eternal drooling spell. Um... Let's see.. Ah! Haratogh magnilacento!

*Dumbledore drools and dies*

Snape: HAHA! I've done it at last! Fools! I shall now run away to Neverland where I can play with myself- I mean, play with Michael Jackson! So long, suckers!

*flies off on magical broom out of the convieniently-opened window*

Harry: GASP! I knew Snape was evil, that twit!

Malfoy: Oh sob! I've let my evil family down!

Harry: Oh shiver me timbers! Hogwarts will close and my life will never be the same! I'm so angry again! I gotta throw something! *throws his shit around*

Ginny: Harry! Stop throwing your faeces around!

Harry: Why of course darling.

*smooch*

Harry: Let's get back together!

Ginny: Okay!

-The End-

The Harry and Ginny part is true, but they didn't get back together.
Heh.

That's Harry Potter in a blog for you!

2005-07-18T02:37:00.000-07:00

I saw the heading of the article, "Why Teens Found Hitler Cool" today.
Wait, isn't it supposed to be 'find' and not 'found'?

Anyway.

I didn't manage to read the article itself because I only got to see a glance of it, some fella was holding the newspaper.

Then it was then I realised that yes, rebellious teenagers love to love Hitler, religious teens love to hate Hitler.

Those rebellious people will claim they're all goth, announcing to the world, "Like, I totally hate God. I totally worship Satan instead, like, Satan rules LOL."

Out of deperate attention, they may draw Satanic stuff all over themselves and carry a Satanic bible in their hands which we all know they couldn't possibly read because they're too stupid.

And they go around claiming to everyone what kind of goth music they listen to, just pick out any ulu heavy metal band, claim they are huge fans of it and presto.

So they'd hail everything which seems gothic enough to be worshipped.
Like Hitler.

"Yeah maan. Like, I totally dig Hitler. Killing all those people and stuffs? Yeeeaahh... I mean, righteuous maan. Reeks of awesomeness duddeess.."

If you ask them what did Hitler do in his life, they'd stutter, "Errr.. Like, kill people duuhhh?"

Then if you ask them WHY they hail hitler, they'd mumble, "Uhh.. Coz like, he totally rocks, dude? Yeeaah."

These idiots probably don't even know Adolf Hitler wasn't his real name, yet they claim they're "like, totally huge fans of Hitler maan!"

They don't even have a reason to love Hitler, they see some guy gassing people and they're hailing at his feet because he's "rebelling against society."

Man, what a huge insult to me.

If they ever knew Hitler wanted to be an artist, they'd shriek in loathe, "What?! NO WAY! HITLER AIN'T A SISSY HIPPIE!"

Those who hate Hitler aren't any better either.
"I hate Hitler because he's a ~~god damn~~ sinner for killing those people!!!"

Those are the people who take one glance at a murderer and deem him as a shitbucket full of sins.

They find there's no compassion in these 'killers'.

Hitler's actions were for the greater good of mankind and Germany.
He wanted Germany to have a brighter future, what kind of leader would want his own country to suffer a huge downfall?

Since you don't know anything about his life, you don't hate him, you hate the results of his actions. It's the purpose of the action that matters, doesn't it?

He wanted Germany to be a perfect place, a good intention.
He wanted Germany to be powerful, another good intention.

Anyway, look at the good stuff he achieved. He solved the unemployment problem and made Germany a super power etc.

He did like any leader would do, see what was imperfect. And tried to solve the problem.

Except his actions led to killings and things like that.

He wasn't psychotic and went on a killing spree just because he was in the jolly mood to do so, but he had a good purpose.
It just turned out what he didn't want.

So, stop cowering at the Nazi sign and wave your crosses around like it'd protect you from the evil aura of it.

And you "cool rebels" out there, you ain't cool.

2005-07-17T03:48:00.000-07:00

Today was a rather bitchy day.

It was the NCC parade yesterday, Lizard, Ting Xuan and Edison were all gonna perform.
So Eunice and I agreed a few weeks in advance to go together.

So yesterday, I took 3 buses, got lost in the middle of Holland road, walked the whole of Holland road and sweated like shit on Holland road just to find her house.

I called her for directions, she said she had no idea, because she'd never seen the outside of her house before, amazingly.

So I had to call her maid for directions.

After several confusing phonecalls back and forth, she suddenly called and said, "Julia, could you go by yourself? I really don't feel like going..."

Guess why she didn't feel like going?

She was hanging out with her secondary school friends instead, whom she promised me that she'll ask them to leave before 3pm.

I wouldn't have mind if she had a dentist appointment, or she was sick, but with this sort of fuck excuse? Boy I was insanely angry.

Ah, we planned this in advance, I suffered a shitload to get to her house and all she can say is that she prefers hanging out with her sec school friends than me?

Needless to say, I was fuming the shit out of myself.
Looking back, I must've looked insane to those people at the bus stop.

If you saw a girl at a bus stop, running in circles and yelling "FUCK!" non-stop, banging the railings with her fists and bawling her eyes out at the same time, you would think she'd crazy, right?

I wasn't upset that I couldn't go [Okay, I was, a little] but I was more upset because it seemed as though my best friend thinks she could just treat me like shit.

I guess I was just mad because everyone seemed to be breaking they're promises, especially when I've made alot of effort to keep my own promises to them.

So I bawled at the bus stop, bawled in the bus, bawled at the MRT station and bawled in bed.

Looking back, I think I was handling it quite immaturely.
Imgaine, crying all over the place in public!
But still.. It doesn't change the fact that she had just dismissed me like nothing.

I'm gonna say this to myself loads of times:

Forgive and forget
Forgive and forget
Forgive and forget
Forgive and forget
Forgive and forget
Forgive and forget
Forgive and forget
Forgive and forget
Forgive and forget
Forgive and forget
Forgive and forget
Forgive and forget
Forgive and forget
Forgive and forget
Forgive and forget
Forgive and forget
Forgive and forget
Forgive and forget
Forgive and forget
Forgive and forget
Forgive and for -

zzzz.

2005-07-15T04:18:00.000-07:00

I can't stand the fact that all those $2s I've donated has been spent on Durai's golden toilet bowl for him to shit in.

My $2s have been shitted on!

Imagine what I could've bought with all that money I donated.
Maybe pay the Apple company to manufacture some gold-plated iPod.

The terribly annoying thing about NKF(uck) is that they're so damn persistent.
Especially if you lost your donation card, they'll report you to the police.

What will they arrest you for, refusing to pay $5 for a donation?

I thought this was a worthy cause, not a leeching business.

Ever since primary 5 when I was struck by the realisation that if every student in Singapore donated at least $10 then NKF(uck) would be filthy rich, I started donating $0.10 instead.

I didn't know back then, but if you pay at least $5, they'll call you to donate more.

NKF(uck): Hello, may I speak to Miss Julia Ho please?

Julia: Yah.

NKF(uck): I believe you would like to help us again this year? Your donations have been a great help to us! You can't imagine how many kidney failure patients you've helped!

Julia:... with 10 cents?

NKF(uck): Oh, it made a big difference! I just want to remind you about the next donation card we've sent you, you do know the due date right?

Julia: Yaahh...

NKF(uck): Oh wonderful. We're demanding, I mean, looking forward to your donations! Thank you! *click*

Didn't bother to send any donations this time.
They just wasted money on postages sending this crap to us while they could've put that money to better use.

I wonder who really watch those NKF(uck) shows, weep, call up the numbers and actually donate $100.

What kind of shit is this, those commercials are deceiving us that we're helping out these sick people, but our money is actully on the way to Durai's mailbox to pay his toilet bills.

Adding actors with sick patients immediately shoot donations up.
Fann Wong is feeding a yucky old hag! Man, I gotta send over some money!

They use sympathy and celebraties to hook us into 'helping' out.
Yup, NKF(uck) gets their money by grinding into people's consciences.
Smart, but not smart enough for me.

I don't know why these NKF(uck) commercials' aims aren't obvious to those goondus, it isn't the least touching to me.

If I were one of those old, sickly patients, the last thing I'd want is to be pitied on national television, and to be perceived as some stinky, pathetic, useless old woman.

I wouldn't want people to think of me as some helpless little grandma who needs money coming in because my children, who left me, cannot pay my bills.

It's embarrassing and degrading.

I don't pity those sick people because they're sick, I pity them because they're being showed as pieces of shit in front of the whole of Singapore.

I believe they're much more capable than that.

Occasionally we all receive some stupid supposedly moving letter from NKF(uck) about either a girl who ran out of money to buy a bloody kidney, or a boy who can't find one.

It would be moving if weren't for the obvious hooks which they're trying to snap onto you.

For me, the best way to make me do something is to tell me not to do it.
I guess that doesn't work for others too.

2005-07-14T02:03:00.000-07:00

Just to clear things up, Cliffton was NEVER my boyfriend. [read previous post], no matter how much he claimed he was.

He just wants face.

My god. The thought just makes me wanna puke.

Anyway, I suppose he didn't take the rejection very well.

He went into a BITCH FIT, really. Bitching about me.

Hey, all I did was reject you, I didn't stab you in the nuts.

So now he's telling everyone how bitchy I am so that no guy can ever chase me again.
I think he's doing that for himself as revenge, not to 'help' others.

WHOA! I JUST REJECTED A GUY BECAUSE I DIDN'T LIKE HIM!
I'M LIKE, SOOOOO BITCH-AYE!
I MEAN, EVERYONE KNOWS REJECTING IS LIKE, SOOOOO BITCH-AYE, WHAT WAS I THINKING?!

Allow me to explain how rejecting works.

A guy likes you. Chases after you.
You don't like him.

What do you do? Tell him to fuck off. Or the alternate way is turning him down nicely.

That's the definition of rejection, my friend.

We don't reject people if we like them, nono. We also don't accept people whom we don't like.

So is he saying that Darence's a bastard for ditching me?
Is he saying Fang Lynn is a bitch for turning down Gary?
Is he saying that Natasha is stupid because she doesn't like Amos?

Think about it. Not every girl can fall for you.

He has already told Gary and Darence what a bitch I am.
I don't mind if Gary thinks of me as a fucking bitchy slut, but I care what Darence thinks.

No, Edward, not because I "still like him", but because we just became friends again and now Cliff spews out all this shit to him.

So Darence, if you're reading this, whatever Cliff said to you, believe me instead of him.
Reasons why you should believe me:

1) I'm not a lying ass, unlike him.
2) I think he hates you secretly. I don't.
3) Girls are more reliable.

Hey, I was only doing what I felt.
It's better than letting him wait 4 years then tell him I hate him. Now that's bitcy.
But this was like, 2 weeks? How can that deem me as a bitch?

I don't know why Cliff's acting all bitchy, I never led him on, neither did I become intimate with him.

I suppose the sentence, "I don't want to be in a relationship with you, " registered in his head as, "I want to be your girlfriend."

Idiot.

See, I already told him straight out that I didn't like him, yet he went on to chase and now look, he's saying I led him on.

In fact, I was trying to avoid him. I couldn't stand him sitting next to me.

What kind of shit is this?

He even wanted me to confront him, because he didn't dare to confront me.
So I confronted him during recess.

Guess what he did?

In the middle of my wonderful speech, he huddled towards Ignatius and dragged Igna away with him.

Coward.

Anyway, at first I was so angry that I got light-headed and had pins and needles in my arms, but after some help from my sister, I decided that was just the way he reacts.

I see the pattern.
Last year he called me a bitch because I liked Darence instead of him.

Now, he calls me a bitch because I rejected him.

But remember yesterday in the library, when I decided to scramble off when him sat next to me?

Wanna know why? I've been trying to avoid him, ALOT.
I've tried to make my gestures as explicit as possible, clearly his skull is too thick to get the hint.

Hmm. Let's see. Rejecting him once and avoiding him just doesn't get my point across clear enough, does it?
So here I am, blogging to the world about what I really think.

And the reason why I sat next to Chee Yang instead of him is because C.Y's so much more interesting and un-egoistic.

He may hate C.Y and say that he's alienated, but he's the one, not C.Y

Look asshole, you may not know it, but loads of people hate you, including your so called 'brothers', whom I shan't name because I don't wanna sabo them.

Here's the chance to see Chee Yang in a different light, people.

Example A: Cliff called me a bitch because I liked Darence instead of him.
Chee Yang was there and rationalised the situation.

Example B: Cliff calls me a bitch because I rejected him.
Chee Yang analysed the reaction in a very rational way, and judging his character, he'd never react so immaturely like that.

Example C: Cliff talks about himself, stupid stories about how he gets headaches.
Chee Yang.. doesn't?

Example D: Cliff thinks he's hot and that every girl will fall for him.
Chee Yang doesn't think like that.

Okay, examples can go on forever.
So? Do you think C.Y is that idiotic now? Huh? Huh? Don't hate him for being sissy, he's a good friend, really.

Yes Cliff, your worst nightmare has come true, you're worse than Chee Yang.

Then I realised -

What he's doing actually isn't personal. It's just revenge to make himself feel better.

Anyway, today during English, everyone noticed how Cliff was flirting with Natasha.

Now, we all now how much Amos likes Natasha, right?

I felt so terrible for Amos. He looked so awfully sad, really.
Rico's sad for Natasha, haha! Get it?!

I don't understand, Cliff's the one 'advising' Amos how to get Natasha, and yet here he is flirting with her, what kind of fucking friend is he to Amos?

Ah ha! Another example:

Example E: Cliff flirts with his friend's crush.
Chee Yang doesn't resort to such tricks.

Rico says Cliff's probably just trying to show that he can get any girl he flirts with. Good one, Rico.

How can Cliff do this to Amos, this is terrible. Fucking terrible, I feel like killing him for what he did to Amos.

Shit you Cliffton, you deserve to burn in hell for what you did to Amos.

I don't care if Cliff spreads rumours about me having sex with the OM or whatever, but for him to do THIS to Amos, now that's cold.

Come to think of it, I think Cliff's gonna take revenge on me by inviting everyone to Igna's farewell party except for me.

In my opinion, he shouldn't be organising somebody else's party. Nosey prick.

He considers these people as his 'brothers', when in actual fact, some of them hate him and the rest just don't care.

To be honest, I don't think anyone truly cares what he thinks of me.
Ming Yan, Kenneth and Igna don't care.
Evonne, F.L, Aiyan, Amos, Rico and C.Y believe me.

So only people like Gary will believe him.

I can't stand the way he keeps hanging onto his 'brothers', who don't even like him at all, like a lost dog.
It's pathetic.

What kind of immature idiot deals with rejection like this man.

I mean, I've faced rejection before, yet I didn't announce to the universe how sucky he is, because he's not.

In all, my point is:

Get a life, Cliffton. Deal with rejection. Stop being so petty.

Words can't describe how disgusted I feel.
In fact, just typing out his name give me goosebumps.

Now he may be acting all sad and crap to make it seem as though I was a cold hard bitch for turning him down.

News Flash. I didn't like him. That's enough reason to say why I rejected him.

[P.S: To those dimwits out there, no, I do not like C.Y that way.
I am merely emphasizing how much of a better friend he is than Cliff. So go and love Chee Yang.

I know people like Gary will be reading this post and saying, "HAH! Julia's just mau lu lorh!"
It's your choice, believe an ass who is petty/pathetic, or me.]

2005-07-13T06:54:00.000-07:00

Wei Rong's right, I don't understand men.

Once they get rejected, they go all, "Heh! Never really liked her anyway, I still can fuck with other girls ah! Noob! Girls que up to fuck with me ah!"

Today was a perfect example, when he received the news, he went to bitch to Wei Lun, "I still got other girls to go after anyway."

Don't take this the wrong way, I'm not getting pissed just because he probably hates the living hell out of me after I did that, but it's because of his attitude.

Is this how men cope with rejection? Just say that they were just kidding?
I'm starting to see that pattern among men, really.

Can't they just embrace it?

Facing rejection ain't peaches and cream, but that doesn't mean they can just deny it like it never happened.

I felt really bad when he got the news, and I wanted to explain and apologise, but noooo, his fat head blew up into a hot air balloon and refused to talk to me after that.

This sort of 'reaction' almost sounds arrogant.
They stick their chins in the air and announce that nothing happened.

Boy, some way of dealing with rejection.

Look, [censored] (not Alex or Darence) and I are perfectly fine, we're pretending it never happened, just go on being friends, and he didn't go around boasting and nor did I.

But this guy.. Sheesh. He just can't handle it.
Even though [censored] is an idiot, he's mature enough to chill, why can't this guy do so too?

Anyway, he just ruined a perfectly good friendship with all this shit spewing out.

Seriously, it wasn't anything personal, it's not as if I didn't like his character.
I'm just not in the mood to have another boyfriend.
All the crappy distractions, fights, bad-mouthing.. Ecks.

I don't want another enemy.
But clearly rejection can also take care of that.

Exclusive Interview with a Reject

Julia: Hi, I'm Julia from cows-rule.blogspot.com, I heard you were rejected today. Must be rough.

Reject: Rough arh?! BULLSHIT! Got girls queing all the way from India to come and fuck with me, where got rough?

Julia: Singapore and India are seperated by sea. They're drowning for you?

Reject: Huh? Uhhhh.... Whatever lah. They sex with me can liao.

Julia: Hmm. Sounds like you're a very horny man. Tell us more.

Reject: Girls are for sex wad, right? Yah. That girl ah, I just wanted to lay her lah. I fuck girls like, 3 times day sia! They're like, my breakfast lunch and dinner! Haha! *sobs inside*

Julia: I see. Tell us, did you even like the girl in the first place? Or are you just shocked by the rejection?

Reject: Of course shocked. I mean, look at my shuai face! Who can ever resist leh?! She cock eye lah, that's why refuse me. But it's like, once in a lifetime one lah!

Julia: I would reject you too.

Reject: You cock eye arh?! See my manly moustache?! See my super gel-ed hair?! See my very low hipster belt?! See my hairy legs?! Hmm?! Nobody rejects me lorh!

Julia: I just did.

Reject: *pulls out gel-ed hair* NO! I very cool okay! I got slide phone! I got PMK wallet! I get F9 all the way! I got Colgate model teeth! NOOO!! *jerks around insanely*

Julia: *amused* Chill.

Reject: How to chill?! I very cool! I am cool! I am the epitome of zai-ness! How can reject me?! ARRGGGHHH!! *starts flailing his arms and hit everything in his path with his head*

Julia: Wait, that's the camera -

Reject: AAAAHHH!!! NO ONE REJECTS MEE!! *swats the camera* -

[The following cannot be aired due to ~~technical~~ Mental difficulties]

Hmm.

2005-07-12T06:10:00.000-07:00

Every Jay Chou song I try to download is either live, so you can hear those dumb pricks screaming insanely in the background, or sucky, like An Hao.

How many 'Dao Dai's must I download till I get the friggin right one?

Loads of people ponned school today, for Good Charlotte concert.
Boy did they miss out on so much!

Like, Stubbings's glorious lesson! And TM2's new air con!

Chee Yang and Ming Yan were being all sicko during class, drawing boobs and dicks and asking me what they looked like.

They look like boobs and dicks. Which is what they're meant to be.

But nooo, they call me perverse, despite the fact that they were the ones who drew the damn thing in the first place.
Oh well.

Ah! Whiny Bitch!

Alas, low and behold, the mighty wind came to ruin her hair again.

She got all fussy and retied her hair like, 5 times with THAT BROWN COMB.
Then she decided that clips were pretty.

So she stuck on huge pink one on the right side of her head, and a huge blue one on the other side.
She's just so obsessed with her hair.

Evonne was like, "Eh, Darlene, your hair very pretty already lah."
Whiny Bitch replied, "The wind made my hair very messy leh!"

Whoops! Did I just reveal her name?
Dum dum duuummm.

Did I mention how huge the clips were? HUGE, gargantuan, humongous, big.
They just stick out of her head like nobody's business.
Like 2 antennaes poking out of her head, aahhh fugly alien.

Maniam is once again, a piece of shit.

I just realised that the Reader's Digest competition thing she made us write was not at all to our benefit.

It was some real twisted logic.

She said if we didn't do the work, she would deduct one mark.
But if we do the work, no additional marks will be added.

So what made her want to deduct marks in the first place?
Argh that lame piece of shit.

But Chee Yang's compo was quite good. 26/30.
All about his parents and blah blah. Oh how moving.
MANIAM'S GONNA SEND HIS TO READER'S DIGEST ARGH.

Apparently she said my story was uplifting enough.
I wrote about anorexia. Hmm. Not very rainbow and unicorn material eh.

I knew it! Maniam gave me lower marks than C.Y because...
She thinks I'm racist.

See, Navin gets like, what, 24?!
HAH! Tell me there's something going on.

Oh yah.
News flash.
KABEER LIKES EVONNE

Actually not proven official, but the way he looks at her during class! Oolala!
The light in his eyes when he sees her!

Which reminds me..
There's been alot of love going around in 2C, eh?
Only now I realised.

This like that, that likes this..
Sheesh. Found out another classmate who likes a classmate today, again.
Janice even started pairing up the people. Haha.

Chee Yang's new favourite idea is 'open-mindedness'.
HAHA Alex you know what that is right. Sick sick sick.

Found out the 3C guy's name is YING CONG.
Evonne and I sat with him and listened to him play the guitar, he was singing at the same time.

Damn he's good. Shit.

Oh, yeah, Thank You Zu Kai, for the Coldplay CD.
MAN IT ROCKS.
But who the heck gave it to you with the price tag on? =S

2005-07-09T07:25:00.000-07:00

I just did the most horrifying, weird, horrifying, insane, horrifying, stupid, horrifying and FUCKING SHOULD-NOT-BE-DONE thing, for the first time in my entire lifespan.

It creeps me out in every fibre in my being.
I can't believe it. I just can't.
What a big fat, stupid and dumb thing to do.

I mean, I didn't even mean it! Why would I do something which didn't mean anything?
Why Julia, WHY.

Oh no.
Oh nono.
Do you know what you just did, Julia? DO YOU?!

You just destroyed it, and it was perfectly fine before you came along with that fat ass destroying machine of yours!

I keep doing stupid things these days.
*flushes head down toilet bowl*

I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!
Well, right about one thing, I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight.

Oh my god, the horrors of it all. I'll have nightmares till the damn day I die. This is terrible, terrible.

I think some secret agent has been feeding me drugs while I sleep, that's why I felt so high and impulsive and STUPID.

Man I feel shitty.

____________

Moving on.

Ting Xuan gave us another guitar lesson.
Fingers look like eggplants. Fat and purple.
But it was still fun.

Everytime someone entered the room, we strummed our guitars hard and sing, "WELCOMMMEE! WELCOMMMEE!"

If they left, we'd sing, "BYE BYEEE! BYE BYEEE!"

Whiny Bitch now knows that I don't like her, or at least she has a vague idea.
Courtesy of Darence lah!
Thank you, for letting her know. HAHA.
Or maybe with that thick skull of hers, she still doesn't have a clue.

Argh this isn't working, I can't distract myself.
I'll go shit on myself now.

2005-07-07T04:02:00.000-07:00

What I would predict to be a typical post by Whiny Bitch:

dearz diary,

heex! blogging again...haiz... no time to blog mah...always spending time with him lorh.... dont 1 tell u who leh!! hahax.

today got netball training...haiz so tiring leh! wish dat the sun wont be so hot leh...stupid sun!!!!! go die larh!! make my chio face sweat....

for netball right... i must always look super chio for the ball... so everytime before training i comb my hair with dat comb!!!!

yarh, the baobei comb dat i lost in camp.... i was lyk, so sad lorh! coz its my comb... bao bei. heex. but not as bao bei as my bao bei, u know?!?!?!

den like, i was so upset abt the comb dat i went to tell jing han lor! heex! jing han i lurbe you foreva! *muacks* burt not as much as my special someone lah of coz. heex!

i lyk to look chio wif my hair.... everytime the wind blow, damn irriatting lorh!

go an blow my hair until liddat.... look lyk mad woman lorh!

so during chinese lesson today hor, i comb my hair!!! and my hair drop on julia's table!! hahaz! my hair veri nice hor?! julia can keep as souvenier!!!!

today hor, i saw evonne they all talking something about my comb leh... wonder why leh?! must becoz they lyk my comb very much.... its lyk, brown colour and everything lorh!! heex!

then sometimes they kip looking at me lorh... I CHIO MAH!! heex. everyione wants to be me one lor! burt cannot one lah, i will nvr give up my darling boiboi!

heex. pple are lyk, jealous of me lor! keep looking at me...
burt sometimes they have very disgusted expressions, but must be becoz they are upset that they cannot be as chio as me!!!

its lyk, during recess right, it was so hot, so i went to tell aiyan that is was lyk, very hot lorh!
den she look veri irritated liddat.... see lah, the weather also make aiyan angry!

i think pple shld kiss my feet lor. i so chio, so netball talented, got my boiboi, got my pretty comb.

even though i failed english also never mind one lah, my deardear will always do my homework for me one!!! studies don't matter right?! i chio enough already.

okiez.... netball training veri tiring.... going to sleep now lor.... after i call my darling deardear... heex! i lurbe uuuu!!!!!!!

[*~= ]] [ *lurbe hiiim 4evvaa// -] [[*~`++ ><]
_________

Today was really nuts.

It has caused my fingers to grow numb, just as I'm typing this post.
I can't feel the keyboard. GRH *slam slam*

After school, Evonne, Aiyan, Alicia and I went to the PCCG room to learn how to play the guitar with Brian [Or is it spelt as Bryan?], Ting Xuan and Alex [sort of]

Well, actually at first Evonne, Aiyan, Alicia and i went into the room first, and we saw this 3C guy playing the guitar.

Aiyan was like, "Excuse me? Can teach us how to play the guitar?"
Man, he got so scared! He just scampered away from us. Christ.

Anyway, our 'teachers' came and we went strumming!
We learnt 4 notes! G, C/G [Or whatever Ting Xuan calls it], E and E minor.

Whoohoo! It was fucking fun man!
It's been my lifelong dream to learn how to play the guitar!
And training again tomorrow! Whoot!

All of them knew how to play all these damn songs, Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Qing Tian, blah blah.
My new idols.

Ting Xuan is Louis2. Heh heh heh, hairy legs!
But apparently now the 'in' thing is hair..
Hairy people are cool. *sticks out tongue and peace sign*

Anyway, they left about an hour later, because of CCA.
So we practised for another half and hour.
Aiyan gave up halfway! Sigh.

Thus, now my fingers are bloody numb.
I can't feel a thing. Especially the third finger. My god! BREATHE, FINGER, BREATHE!

So we headed towards the canteen later, and we saw LOUIS once again!
Wahaha! Louis ROCKS! OH YEAH!

Then the scared 3C guy came along! The choir table! That means he's in choir!
Ah ha!

Well the guy was still super scared of us.. I guess he thought we were crazy.
Haha, I don't blame him, we were screaming and chanting and crap.

And we made many new friends!
Alright! Barney time!
Ting Xuan, Brian, 3C guy, glasses guy, Fiona, Siting, 2B guy, blah blah blah.

How eventful.

Mrs Stubbings, the England woman, is substituting for Mdm Ng.
Apparently Mdm Ng is only sick.

With what? Boob cancer?

At first I thought Mdm Ng was sacked.
Pigs flew! Angels sang!

But the happiness was not meant to be.
Oh well.

This woman's sucky too. She talks stupidly [I notice this is a growing trend among haggy math teachers] and she can't teach efficiently.

Speaking of which, I'm infuriated with MANIAM.

For my english oral speech, she gave me fuck marks, while people like Amos and Navin got 23/30.

My aim was to beat the both of them.
I failed. *bawls*

Anyway, I wrote that I agree that good looks help you to succeed in life, unlike Amos and Navin.

One of my points was racism.
Wrote that Indians are usually construction workers and clerks are often Malays.

She thinks I'm racist

Yeah Maniam, I'm racist, na na nee poo poo

Actually, I'm not.
I guess my speech just gave the wrong impression to her.

She wrote a huge chunky comment there, "Are you saying Malays and Indians can't be blah blah blah?"

I probably offended her race, Indian/Malay/Whatever shitty race she is.
Maybe she's the Stupidgoons race.

Plus, she called my views one sided and narrow-minded, which I most certainly AM NOT. Fuck you Maniam!

I know everyone wrote that if you wanna be successful, you can be ugly.
But what about the other side? There clearly are evidences showing that good looks can take you to far horizons.

Pamela Anderson has money flowing in with one flash of her boobs.
Models/actresses recieve the most attention and fame.

She's biased, I tell you.
She always makes our group do extra work, while the other goody-two-shoes in the class don't.

Plus, she even failed some people in my group, while people like Whiny Bitch can get away with it.

But she cannot deny my skills, that's why when I get an A1 for English during O lvls, I will shove it into her face and sing, "NA NA NEE POO POO"
Or something.

But she might be sacked by then.
Oh well. I'll send her antrax.

GUITAR AGAIN TOMORROW!

2005-07-05T03:08:00.000-07:00

Whooey!
New layout, done by my sister. =)
After ensuring that C.Y will keep his promise of not ripping off anymore.. *ahem*

Got to order our class photos today..
We looked spastic.
Wei Lun was doing some huge jumping starfish in the air.. HAHA!
Damn funny.
Plus, in the formal shot, for some reason, Keng Lai's and Gary's heads tilted inwards, so they look like they're leaning heads. Christ!

In a moment of impulse, I ordered all 4!! Wahaha!! $24 down the drain!!

Ah, I think Whiny Bitch has some sort of an idea that we don't like her very much..

See, Evonne, F.L, Julien, Aiyan, Evonne and I were all looking at the classphoto and making loud comments about it.

Whiny Bitch didn't come for the photoshoot, so did Yasseen.
So Evonne drew a tiny dot at the top, indicating that's Whiny Bitch in form of a ghost.

So we said that the Whiny Bitch ghost will come and haunt us, strangling Aiyan and killing me, yelling, "You steal my comb! You steal my comb!"

[Remember the Sec 2 Cohort Camp post? About how she threw a fit about losing her comb? Yeah. But I didn't steal it btw, lol!]
She heard us. Oops.
YES!

Evonne tried to salvage the situation by adding, "Uhh.. Comb Yasseen's hair! Yeah! Comb Yasseen's hair!"

Yasseen is bald.

Anyway, not many complaints about her today, coz she didn't make much noise *gasp!* A miracle! Hope she remains this way.

Mdm Ng has once again absented herself.
Maybe she really was sacked. =S

Maniam's still giving us the same old lameshit.
Giving us worksheets to "improve our English" but doesn't have any impact anyway..
That's why English periods have become Slack & Relaxation periods.

They're just dumping incompetent teachers onto us.
Even Mr Eio says so himself.

Apparently, principles are just lazy bastards who just sit in their offices, prop up their legs and eat pizza.

If they get a problem such as having 48 students fail in English, they get pissed because they have to explain to the MOE what happened and try to cover their asses by saying it is Cambridge's fault, not the school's.

Nope, the principle ain't sympathetic and they don't try to improve our grades for our own good, but to make the principle himself/herself look good.

Principles just throw their weight around. If they discover one Math chapter that wasn't taught, they'd schedule the test the next day.

So, since the math teachers are slacking, they rush to complete the chapter in a day, giving us the test the next day.
And if we fail? It's our fault.

Yet, the principle insists that if we get good grades, we owe it to the teachers.
Eat my ass, we don't owe it to them, we owe it to ourselves and our tution teachers that we hire because the school teacher is too incompetent to teach us properly.

Once, the YJC principle called Mr Eio into the office to discuss an "important matter."

Yes, serious face and all, YJC principle said, "I like your work. But.. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN WALK WITHOUT SWINGING YOUR ARMS TOO MUCH?"
Man! What a killer! The principle even showed him how to walk 'properly'.

Then The CJC principle slacked like the ultimate slacker [She's a nun yet she slacks], and gave Mr Eio all the jobs which the principle is supposed to do.

And here's this fucking Mdm Ng, teaching us 'math'.
How can she teach a subject which she barely knows how to pronounce the name of it?

It's that generation of teachers, the hags
How to identify them:

a) Saggy cheeks.
b) 50 layers of makeup.
c) 60's hairstyle.
d) Talks in a cheena accent.
e) Folds arms over slight paunch.
f) Has a frown wrinklier than a dick.

Hey! Maniam's period is sort of working after all, new word, 'Paunch'!
Actually that description fits Mrs Woon...

Tell me, how can these sort of hags teach our class, when no one's inspired?
Everyone dreads these classes, and this principle expects us to stay awake AND absorb whatever that comes out of her mouth.

I don't even blame those who sleep in class [Darence/Shaun etc] or get sent out for making noise, how can you expect us to stay awake in such an environment? Let them sleep.

Problem: Noisy/sleeping students
Solution: Be more interesting than a mailbox.

I don't think the principle herself will enjoy a long lecture about how sperms move about in the testicles, no?

What to be an institution of choice? Sack these hags and get good teachers.

I seriously think Mr Eio should just take over the whole MOE business. Singapore will become alive!!

2005-07-01T06:39:00.000-07:00

[updated]

I'm very sad.

Why?

All those empty math periods..
The abscence of Mdm Ng's wonderful voice..

The lack of knowledge that we should be receiving from our fantastic teacher..
The numbers which I miss counting for Mdm Ng..

Oh how my heart pains because..

SHE'S NOT DEAD YET.
[or maybe she is! *cues hallejuah music*]
Pity all these free math periods won't last forever. That's what I'm sad about.

Okay, gotta bitch about Whiny Bitch again:

Today during P.E we had to play rugby.
Whiny Bitch squeaked, "Evonne! I dun want to play! I dun want to play!"
My god! I just wanted to fly my elbow into her face.

Then when Heather was giving out the papers, Whiny Bitch saw her name on one of the sheets and screamed repeatedly, "Heather! Heather! Give me mine! HEATHER!"

My jaw was dragging on the ground.
Couldn't she just fucking WAIT like everyone else and like a normal human being?

No one else screams like that, Heather was giving out the papers as fast as she could and here was this fucking bitch who thinks she should always go first.

Usually the stupid things she says requires sympathy from others.
Which I refuse to spare any for such a bitch.

This is how it goes:

Whiny Bitch: My marks very lousy leh! Only 42/50!
Others: That's good, relax! Very good already.
Whiny Bitch: Haha. Really? Yeah, I know.

What it should be:

Whiny Bitch: My marks very lousy leh! Only 42/50!
Me: Really? Wow. That is lousy, I got 46.

As Ms Lim says, no one likes a whiny and insecure person.
At this statement, we coughed loudly.

We all have insecurities, but we don't blah them out loud like she does, it's really terrible.
It's irritating to listen to, and no one gives a rat's shit.

It's okay listening to people who has bigger and more serious problems, but she's just whining about how sucky the world is just because things aren't going her way.

Whiny Bitch always squeal about how she'd fail her tests and exams and even after she has taken them.

I remember one particular incident where after the exam, she screamed and pulled Alicia's hand, "Alicia! I'm gonna fail leh! What to do?!"

Then another time she whined to Aiyan, "Aiyan! I'm gonna fail leh! Couldn't even do or understand the easy questions lorh!"

You can't even understand easy questions? I suppose you think 1 + 1 = 390?
Boy, you ARE dumb, you even admit it is easy questions.

She's the type of person who has sucky/decent results and look down on those who sweep the roads she walks on and envious about those who are naturally talented and high-scoring people.

So she's stuck in between the two points, thus she whines about her 'terrible grades' to get reassurance from people that she didn't do so terribly, when actually others do loads better than her [Maybe I should start rubbing that in her face more often]

When results come back, she will usually get quite well in Math or Chinese, then ask everyone around her what results they get.

These people will tell her their grades, then out of courtesy, ask what are her results in return, which is exactly what she wants because that way she can shine.

"Oh, didn't do so well lah. Only 42/50. Haiz. Haha!"

Usually she doesn't even talk to me often anymore because usually when she talks to me, I give her the fuck-off look.

Victory is mine!
The only problem now is that she's now whining to the people in my clique, so my ears are still exposed to her complaints.

Sadly, the people in my clique aren't as mean as I am, so they don't tell her to fuck off.

I don't know why she does this. Attention? Sympathy? Both.

Everytime she blares, "I'M GONNA FAIL!!", slaves will fall at her feet to comfort her precious ego.

Maybe I should try telling her how sucky her grades are and flash my results in her face and sing "na na nee poo poo" or something.
That's the only way she can understand me - in an immature fashion.

Can't wait to see the look on her face when she realises I've degraded her ego into bits.

2005-06-29T01:05:00.000-07:00

Teachers have been suffocating us with homework so much that I couln't blog.
So I decided not to do my homework instead this time. HAH!
In your face NG THAI SHENG!

Speaking of which, Mdm Ng hasn't been to school for 3 days.
YEAH BABY!
Oh what a feeling! Walala.
Ears are free from her 'lorhs' and 'netives'.. Whew.

Only yesterday did I realise how fucking terrible TM2 is.
Sure, she was fucking irritating usually, but yesterday.. Whoa! Bitch!

By the way, TM2, as response to your lecture, I did not choose TK as my first choice.
So I don't greatly care about how it looks like 50 years from now coz I'll be out of here in 2 years! HAH!

She even criticised Yong Yi's work, which was the most decent out of all of ours, just because his "drawing skills were poor".

My god! I could've kicked her, obviously Yong Yi bothered to make the effort to make his work presentable, why in rat's shit are you scolding him just because his drawing skills aren't like Picasso's?

In addition to being bitchy, she's also fugly.
Conlcusion: TM2 is a fugly bitch.
The End.

Strange how teachers chose teaching to be their profession despite the fact that everyone knows we hate teachers..

Evonne made some hilarious jokes.
Since Ming Yan's Malaysian, she kept throwing malay words at him.

C.Y's Hainanese, so we're calling him Chicken Rice.
Kenneth's Cantonese, thus Kenneth Yap.
Heather's from shang hai, therefore Shang Hai Knight.

And Igna has Calvin Klein underwear, Kenneth has diamond studded underwear and C.Y likes white and black *ahem!*

Sounds so perverted..

Found out last night that Whiny Bitch and Monkey Sucker really stead..
Courtesy of **** ***, who obviously can't keep a secret like that, haha.
But today Whiny Bitch practically admitted to everyone anyway, so no difference.

I'm calling him Monkey Sucker because Aiyan says he looks like a Monkey, and I think he's a sucker to fall for Whiny Bitch, thus, Monkey Sucker!

[Actually I don't think badly of Monkey Sucker, I just think he's stupid to fall for Whiny Bitch.]

Whiny Bitch is whiny AND dumb!
See, today, she exchanged phones with Evonne, which was basically the most stupid thing ever.

We all know her hp's full of Monkey Sucker's smses, and if she genuinely didn't want anyone to know about Monkey Sucker, she wouldn't have gave her phone to someone else, right?

Because whenever we have someone else's phone with us, the first thing we'd do is always check the messages right? Everyone knows that, even she does it.

At first I though I was being paranoid, but it makes sense.
Let me list the evidence:

Firstly, Evonne was only seating behind Whiny Bitch and made alot of laughing noises about Monkey Sucker, even the teacher in front heard the noise.

That means Whiny Bitch knew that we were gossiping about him, but she didn't make any effort to stop us from reading her smses.

Secondly, she also saw Aiyan looking through the hp, yet she did not stop her, she only wailed, "Aiyan!" and that's it.

Thirdly, we were just so fucking obvious.
So she must've known otherwise she was fucking blind, it's like wheeling an elephant in front of you and not noticing it? HAH!

Thus I conlude she's an attention seeking whore as well as whiny.
Either that or she has the IQ of her shoe size.

So Evonne flipped through her hp's messages and surprise surprise, Monkey Sucker is a mushy talker.

Then I realised something: Monkey Sucker sounds identical to Alex.

Like, the way they speak, the kind of things he would say, DUH. PRACTICALLY SAME.
No wonder they're best pals or wtvr.

My god! Alex's best friend's stead is Whiny Bitch, the girl I hate most in the universe! Feels like a small world.

Anyway, later Aiyan let us look at her messages, no doubt from *** ***!
His smses sounded terribly sad. He says sometimes he feels like crying.
How many men admit that?
And he sounded quite genuine as well. Shucks man.

Then Whiny Bitch saw our commotion and decided to waltz over to see what's going on.
She saw Aiyan's hp full of *** ***'s name, so she was like, "WAAAH Aiyan! You talk to him one arh?! Let me see! Let me see!"

Evonne had Aiyan's phone in her hand, then Aiyan really didn't want Whiny Bitch to see her smses.
But despite Evonne's efforts to cover up, that Whiny Bitch wouldn't give up!

She even started pulling on the handphone, desperate to see what *** *** smses to Aiyan. Sheesh!
She was PULLING on it and screaming about how she wanted to see! Bloody hell!

How the fuck can she pull on Aiyan's phone like that?!

I'm really, really wondering how Monkey Sucker can fall for her. =S
Suppose he finds her pretty. *pukes*
I need to puke again. *pukes*

I would've slapped her face, but she went away before I could do so.

I hate her with all my guts.

Anyway, Denise & Lizard, you might want to read this..

Eunice rebonded her hair.

Shocker eh? Especially since last time she said she didn't like rebonded hair..
She actually looks very nice, but I can't help feeling a little weird.

I guess I never expected Eunice to do that coz she's usually very practical and all.
Plus, now she's actually wearing hipster jeans, which is also a shocker coz last time she said jeans were uncomfortable.. =S

Oh dear.
Don't really know what to say.
We're changing alot, eh? [Except Denise! =)]

Lizard's having admirers and wearing skirts.. Eunice rebonding her hair, talking more singlish and wearing hipster jeans..

It's not a bad thing I suppose, but I can hardly remember the days in P6 when we didn't care at all about our looks. We just strut around in crappy stuff and we didn't care.

I think Mr Eio's the best teacher in the entire world.
One lesson with him and you will learn everything, whereas 5 weeks with Mdm Ng will kill your every brain cell.

I mean, Mdm Ng taught us graphs for about a month and I fell asleep in every lesson, but when Mr Eio gave me just one lesson I understood more than what I've learnt from Mdm Ng combined.

He should rule the world.

2005-06-25T21:38:00.000-07:00

P.S: MY GOD! Everyone has watched Initial D already! Shitass, wait! Wait! GRRR.

The Attack of the Ah Lian.

Be careful! Somewhere lurking around that fried fish and chicken, there lays a sucking noise-making monster.

Coincidentally she [Ah Lian] and her pals sat next to me and my sister, at Long John.

Dressed in super-duper short shorts, oversized blue branded shirt, big fat tacky earrings, letting her hair fly all over her face despite her hairband on her head and flip flops, only one word can fit her!

AH LIAN!

I don't know what's with the dress sense of these doodoos.

I mean, flip flops and big earrings?! Eh?!
Funny rubber band shit on their wrists?!
Wears a hairband yet all her hair is still flies all over her face?

Speaking of which, I hate it when those doodoos wear hairbands but don't even serve the purpose.

A hairband is to hold your hair back, no?
Then why's she letting loose so much fucking fringe?
Isn't NOT wearing a hairband just as well?

Doodoos!

So there Ah Lian came to 'alert' her friends, who were quietly eating.

"OI! YAO KAI SHI LIAO LEH! XIAN ZAI SHI Yi DIAN LE LORH! BU YAO KUAI YI DIAN ARH?! KUAI DIAN!! WAH LAU NI MEN CHI DE ZE ME MAN!"
[mind you, her voice was really high pitched and whiny]

Translation: We're late.

One of her bitchy friends was quite alarmed while the other was quite mellow.

Ah Lian 2 was like, "AIYOH! ZE MEH BAN?!"

Translation: What to do.

So Ah Lian lifted up her huge carry-on-shoulder pink bag, tapped her foot, dug her nose, scratched her hair, figeted around and 2 seconds later:

"AIYAH! HEN XIAN LEH! WO QU XIAN LAH! NE MEN ZE MEH MAN! WO HEN XIAN! HURH!

Translation: I'm bored.

So she waddled off to some other guy friend and apparently asked for money.

Money sucking doodoo.
Then Ah Lian 2, seeing how distressed Ah Lian was, she got up from her seat and waddled off after her, telling her to calm down.

Sheesh!

Last night, my sister and I realised that I actually quite prejudiced against my own sex.

I realised that all the people I hate are female.

I don't know why. My sister says because I'm jealous of them, which I'm pretty sure I'm not.

Maybe it's because I find girls more irritating. Men don't go around in flip flops, wear unecessary accesories and whine, right?

2005-06-22T20:06:00.000-07:00

Just realised I forgot to blog about the class barbeque..

Actually, the preperation was even more fun than the barbeque itself.

Met Janice, Aiyan, Kenneth, Cliffton, Ignatius, Amos and Ming Yan at Parkway.
Stupid me overslept so they already bought all the drinks and food by the time I got there.

We ate KFC for lunch, Kenneth made Amos eat anoter 2 pieces of chicken.
"If you don't eat the chicken, they would've died for nothing!"

Later we went to Janice's condo, and set up our stuff at the barbeque pit.

Bloody condo, there were so many restrictions that you can't even do anything but sit and eat.

So we weren't allowed to use the pool unless we were residents, plus, the route to the pool was one whole big round, so we climbed over the fence.
Which was surrounded by thorny bushes.

Thus we lazy asses got cuts and scratches.
Actually, more like only Igna and I got cuts.
GRRRR.
*Swats at thorny plants* Take that! And that! HAH!

Then we filled up the water balloons.. And the bucket broke. -__-"
So we used the tray instead.

Bloody Amos kept splashing water onto me. *Swats at Amos* Take that! And that! HAH!
I think he was just depressed because Natasha wasn't there yet.
He kept sleeping at barbeque pit.

We went to the playground to play, Kenneth sat on one end of the see-saw and I sat on the other.

As you all know, Kenneth equals to 2 of me. So he kept making me 'fly' by pushing down as hard as possible.
My ass hurt man, and the flesh of my thighs got clipped. Ouch.

After crapping alot, Janice, Aiyan and I went take the number 16 bus to school to fetch the supposed people waiting at the school bus stop.

Oh wow! We expected like, perhaps 10 people?

1 person showed up.

And it was Mickey, of all people.
[Mickey = Shaun]

Tried waving to him but he 'daoed'. Didn't respond. What are you, dead?!

Then whoohoo! Yong Yi's father came along. And we all squeezed into the car. Including Alicia, whom we caught just in time.

We headed to Janice's condo again, and soon other people showed up.

Heather, Natasha, Jillene, Cheryl, Kabeer, Ali, Wei Lun, Keng Lai, Chee Yang and Terence.

Some class party that was, only 20 people showed up.

So we kept bombing and running and chasing each other.

We saboed Cheryl and poured water all over her.
She got all pissy, as usual.
She had her handphone in her pocket, and it got wet. But C.Y repaired it.

Then she said, "If you all wanna pour water on me, can tell me first? Then I'll take out my handphone and change clothes then you can pour."

Uh...?...!

C.Y and Cheryl were cooking the food, like in Home Ec! They were partners! Haha!
What a pair, eh.
They seem rather close.. Talking and laughing. *cough cough*
Then Yong Yi kept squeezing in. Haha!

So we threw water at each other, ate good food and that was about it.
Loads of people left because of the 'boring' party.

The dudes started to put ice cubes down their *ahem*...
Trying to see who could withstand the longest.. Ouch.
The sight was too disgusting so I didn't bother to see who was the ultimate winner..

Ali and Kabeer were stealing everybody's shoes while they were swinging on the tyre.
F.L kept kicking Ali, LOL!
Then we played Murderer And Detective and Tai Di.

During Truth or Dare, F.L was dared to run after these strangers and shout, "I love myself!"
Cheryl had to run one circle around a stranger.
I had to hide behind a bush and call Cliffton and say, "Cliffton! Help! I'm stuck in a bush!"

My dare didn't work out. Cliffton refused to talk on the phone, for some strange reason. Oh well.

The food was okay.. The boys cooked the chicken until it burnt completely.
The girls were able to cook it nicely =)
Then some smartass put paper plates along with the charcoal to get the fire bigger, but it went off too big.

At 10pm, we went home.
Aiyan dropped F.L off at her house, then she dropped Evonne and I off at the bus stop.

Anyway, so we went home. Reached home at 12am, so my dad was kinda pissed off.
I suppose I'm stretching it out a little, but hey, I can take care of myself, it's okay.

By the way, does anybody else wanna watch Initial D?
Wahaha! It looks a little cheesy with all the cars and stuff, but Edison Chen is in it! OOO. Oh, and Jay Chou too.

Who cares if Edison Chen was a bastard, he's in the movie!! WAHAHA!!

This is the first chinese movie which I actually want to see.

AAGGHH WHERE'S EUNNIICCEE.

And in yesterday's science tution, it suddenly hit me.

Calvin is not hot.

Bloody hell, I sound like a bimbo. Anyway, yeah, he isn't. Shucks.

Where has all the eye candy gone?

2005-06-19T02:30:00.000-07:00

AH!!

OH AND I GOT A FAN MAN!!
Zu Kai!
How much it honours me to have a senior who likes my blog. *sniffles*

There's so much to thank for.. I would like to thank.. Hmm.. MYSELF!!
WAHAHAHA.

...kidding.

Stay tuned if you wanna see pictures of the awesome Coldplay, Snow Patrol, Hot Jeff Hardy and Raven!

I deicided not to add Mariah Carey's photo in here because I don't want my blog infested with indecent pictures.

Just when you all thought Jeff Hardy is gone forever, he's still up and kicking ass!
In TNA Wrestling!

I think all the wrestlers in WWE who get fired are usually dumped in TNA Wrestling.

He's still the same Neon Hot Hunk as in WWE.

Look:

Is that the Epitome of Hotness or what?!

Anyway, I accidentally saw him while flipping the channels last night.
I thought he was still under the name Willow the Wisp or something, thank god he isn't.

I remember the times when I had a huge crush on Jeff Hardy.. Neon highlights and all that hunky stuff, whoot, *fans myself*
Then came the bomb: He takes drugs. PIANG. Do you hear my heart breaking?

Then I carried on watching and found out that he was in a Tables match with RAVEN!

Yup, just as you all thought Raven was long gone, he's still up and kicking ass!
WHOOHOO!!

Sure, he's a little old, but still going on eh.

Speaking of wrestling.. WWE's getting cheesy now.
They used to have big charismatic stars, like The Undertaker, Y2J and Kane.

Now newbies have taken over, like some asshole called Carlito? Is that right?

Exploded Hair + Lousy promo skills + Trying to talk like John Cena = Lousy Wrestler.

Even Brock Lesnar was decent. He could do that weird thing with his boobs, I mean, that's pretty charismatic.

But this Exploded Hair fella talks like a Eminem wannabe.

All the newbies look the same. Sometimes Matt Morgan looks like Billy Kidman, i don't know!

Plus, the new trio, MNM?
I thought they were chocolates at first, then boom, came 3 weirdos.
Mercury, Melina and Nitro.

Melina had this funny thing hanging off her head..?
What the heck is that?

See, with Jeff and Raven gone and with Undertaker retiring soon, WWE is going to the pits!

Oh, since we're on the topic of stars, did I mention how I hate Mariah Carey?
No?
Okay, I'll say it: I HATE MARIAH CAREY

5 Things Mariah Carey Shouldn't Do

1) Reveal her cleavage.
What is she, 40? And she's still revealing her cleavage?
Doesn't that ring the word 'EW' through your ears?

2) Wear revealing clothes.
Once again, she's 40. You get the point.

And man, she's kinda fat, know what I mean?
So wearing all that revealing clothes just reveals the amount of fats she has.
One word: Disgusting

3) Reveal her face at all. She's a ugly piece of crap.

Once again, she's 40.
Looks like she went for Botox or something.

My god! She's just painstakingly ugly!
I feel like sticking down a pair of rusty tonsils coated with rabbit's saliva down my throat whenever I see her.

4) Not sing.
Trust me, her voice isn't great.

What did she sing, We Belong Together?! Hello?! Even the title itself already has cliche written all over it.

Yeah she tries to sing very high and belt out the song and stuff, I can do it too.
Note: I really can clear the room out when I sing Ba Ba Black Sheep.

5) Not make videos.
Okay, the video for We Belong Together, did anyone watch it? Hmm?

Basically it just featured this hot young guy going after 40 year old Mariah Carrey at her 'wedding', and it also shows Mariah Carey prancing around in her underwear.

First thing, that'll never happen. Secondly, it's so cheesy that it's not romantic. Thirdly, she looked like a cheap slut in her underwear.

Oh, and her other video, Just Like That or something?
Did you see the dancers behind her?! With the Phantom-of-the-Opera-kind-of masks?!
Rip off!

It seems as though so many videos are now using the Phantom's mask.
Yes, it's sexy and mysterious, that's precisely why we shouldn't use it in cheap videos and just leave it for the Phantom himself to wear it!

Yeah, and in all her videos she just reveals skin anyway, fatty skin.
How does any man find her sexy, I have no clue.

6) In a nutshell, she shouldn't exist on this Earth at all. Smile.

Maybe it's just my taste of music, but Mariah Carey is just so full of dog's shit to me.

Now, if you're talking about Coldplay or Snow Patrol..
Now THAT is real music.

That's Snow Patrol

and..

Coldplay!

C'mon, their faces already reek of awesomeness!

I don't know why Mariah Carey [coughs out blood at the thought of her name] can get her album number 1 while Snow Patrol can't.

It's a mystery.

They don't reveal skin, they're not fat and they don't prance around in their underwear in their videos.

Need I say anymore?

Speaking of which, I just realised that Jay Chou's songs are actually pretty good.

Yeah, took me half a year to realise.

Now I'm on a Jay Chou frenzy, downloading all his songs that appear on Ares.

His songs sound really good.. Except the singing part.
He ain't that great of a singer.. But his songs, SHIOK!
Think he should stick to song writing..

His concert was actually quite good, except he dressed like an Ah Beh going to a coffee shop..

Don't get me wrong, I actually have no idea what he's singing about nor do I understand any of his lyrics [I'm cheena declined]

Occasionally there'll be a 'Wo Ai Ni' or 'Bu Yao Fen Kai' which I understand, but the rest, nah.

I'll write another one concerning this next time.

2005-06-17T00:36:00.000-07:00

Watched 'Lost' last night, helleva show!

I came across a blog which belonged to my friend's ex-girlfriend. Here's an extract:

Actually i juz can't understnd why normal guys would like a guys?
Wish ppl sae them as "gay" la...
I juz dun get it why guys would like the same sex as them lei...? Dun they like gals?

Wat makes them like guys and not opposite sex? Why? Singaporean ppl are looking for steady and yet some of the population are les and gay...

I didn't sae it is wrong to have gay and les but i juz dun get it why lor...
If so do they noe ppl will look down of them and etc...? Do their parent will accept it? And so on and so fore la...

I can't believe my friend actually wooed this blubbering twit!

If you people can't comprehend what she just said [Which I can perfectly understand why if you don't], she is wondering why gays are gays because she considers them as freaks of nature.

I understand she was trying to be intellectual and meaning and emotional and everything, but man, that blubbering twit failed miserably.

Plus, all the little sentences like

[ __+n.e.v.e.r._.b.e._.r.e.p.l.a.c.e.d. +__ ]

and

eNj0yiNg^.^ Happi (.'')sAd(''.) Hartt brokenn#.#

..are pretty big hints that she's trying to poetic but NO.

I can't stand it when people try to act big and end up shooting themselves in the foot, or dick, as those idiots in the movies always end up.

They say some bullshit out of the ass, like, "Does the wavy lines of the outline of this centralised poem represent the vines which the poem is talking about?"

Then they'll pray like mad that the teacher will agree, in which they will if they're idiot teachers, then they'll turn around triumphantly to all their classmates with a smug smile as if everyone should immediately start hailing at his feet.

Azrul likes to say, "...subvert/deflates the point!"
Then my sister would throw down her pen whenever he mentions the word 'subvert'.

Another one:

My mom called for me to watch the news, because she claimed that they were featuring some design thing, which she knows that I'm interested in.

Turns out she asked me to watch some Singaporean woman who designed the Olympic shirt or something.

The shirt had 4 men running towards the finishing line, oh yeah, down breakingly creative alright.

I was flabbergasted as the woman explained how each guy on the shirt represented peace and harmony or whatever.

Me: But.. That sucks!

Mom: But there's symbolism in it, don't you like stuff like that?

Me: Yeah.. But this picture doesn't mean anything lah! I can just draw anything and there'll be symbolism.

See, I was so exasperrated, I used 'lah' in front of my mom.

I mean, each guy represents Peace, Harmony and whatever shit?! Ugh. Bloody cheesy.

That woman who deisgned the shirt tells me that I can draw anything and there'll be symbolism in it.

Let's say, I draw a pile of shit.

Here's the symbolism!

1) Ooo, the brown symbolises Earth, which should be in Peace and Harmony!

2) Ahh, the wavy lines symbolises warmth which is shared through Peace and Harmony!

3)Waah, the triangular shape symbolises the pyramids in old Egyptian times, where there was Peace and Harmony all around!

4) Ohh, the flies flying around it symbolises globalisation which Peace and Harmony will reult in!

You get my point.

I think I'm getting to sarcastic for my own good..
Ah heck.

2005-06-16T01:46:00.000-07:00

Me: Did you like Emperor's New Groove?

Elaine: Do I like Britney's New Boob?!

Classic.

I've been playing House of the Dead 2 with my sister on the computer for a few days now.
With all our mighty training and knowledge of where the zombies were gonna pop out next, we COMPLETED THE GAME!

And Goldman, the big head boss, committed suicide. -_-'
Hohoho!

In the middle of the game, when the Purple Helium Voiced Flying Dipshit suddenly burst in front of us while we were driving the car, I realised our wind shield broke without any reason.

It broke because.. an evil flying bat flew in front of it?

Hurh Hurh.

Anyway, Zhao Gen's pretty pissed off because now people are labelling him as the 'Alex & Julia Relationship Breaker'. Something like that.

'Maligning' him, he calls it.

Last night he cornered me and asked who started the rumours.
Then he added me into the conversation with MJ and it was not pretty.

Insults here, insults there.
KNN!
CB!
FUCK YOU!
Blah blah.

Since Z.G seemed so pissed off [man that dude cannot chill], I asked Alex whether it was true.

Turns out it's partially true, except Z.G didn't break us up.

So um.. Here's a note for you readers:
Z.G didn't break us up. Tada.

Okay, yeah, part of my apology to him. For pulling him into this mess.

But man, he sure can blow a fuse. I mean, it's bloody old news and people don't give a rat's shit.

Anyway.
Watched Mr and Mrs Smith with Evonne, Aiyan, Kenneth, Ming Yan, Wei Lun, Keng Lai, Wei Liang and Chee Yang a couple of days ago.

4 Things I've learnt from watching Mr & Mrs Smith

1) All you have to do in order to kill 20+ enemies and shoot everywhere with your eyes closed with limitless number of guns and bullets, and you'll win!

2) You will not die if you're the good guy. Neither will you get many cuts or injuries.

3) Kenneth likes to sing.

4) Shooting several times at a bullet proof car with a gun will cause it to explode into flames and topple everywhere!

Unfortunately, I had to get a seat next to Kenneth.
He was singing the theme song of the Cadbury chocolate commercial.

And he was humming along the song when Mr and Mrs Smith were shooting at their enemies.

Then he started laughing like MAD when Mr and Mrs Smith went to have sex.

Plus, he peeked at the message in my handphone and found out about my secret-which-is-not-very-secret-anymore.

Sing sing laugh peek.

Later on we played CS. Great load of fun. Plus, Aiyan and I managed to spot a HOT SHUAI HOT SHUAI 17 year old.

Keng Lai kept killing me a gazillion times, thus I was screaming, "FUCK!" a gazillion times as well.

I should learn to control my 'fuck's.
Haha! Sounds wrong. But you get what I mean.

Anyway...

Happy Belated Birthday Ming Yan

Lousy entry.
Will write a better one the next time.

2005-06-12T06:52:00.000-07:00

My god!
It's a miracle.
Everyone's asking the same question now!

Darence and I are friends again! Yay!
He's an onion. Hurh hurh.

ARGH I LOVE MY LIFE LAH!
________

What a productive day, as Ms Koh [*cough* The Bitch *cough*] would say.

Firstly, I got my hair done.

The hairdresser was real pretty, probably had too much makeup on though.

And I thought it was only going to take 3 hours, but they threw the bomb at me, "No! It's 4 hours leh!"
My mom got in a shock and started calling my dad frantically to tell him the big fat news.

Okay, so 4 hours. Chill, no prob.

But they totally forgot about me while they had let the cream settle into my hair.
So that was about half an hour extra which i had to stay put in the chair.

Then the woman told me that I have a bad case of dandruff and gave me a treatment, another half and hour extra.

So in total, I sat there for 5 hours.
My butt was pretty numb already.

In addition, the music they played.. God.
They repeated this song which was a combination of William Hung's 'She Bangs' and Outkast's 'Heya'.

It was HELL I tell you, listening to that song.

I was squeezing my eyes shut while William Hung's obscene voice rang through my ears, trying to block out the sound. GAAAH.

But to tell you the truth, I'd rather listen to that song a gazillion times than listen to [censored] whine about her mosquito bite.

But I got my hair done anyway.
You really gotta pay for beauty, really. Bleugh.

Secondly, I've made peace with Cliffton. While I was getting my hair done.

He apologized and now we're friends again... In a weird way. I'm not sure what his intentions are though, he sounded a little, um, strange.

And Aiyan told me some stuff which he said the night before.. I think I better stick to friends first though.

I got pretty pissed when Alex and I broke up, so I'm not really in a mood to feel that way again if this thing gets ugly..

Anyway, I've already accomplished friendship with him, why ruin it again?
Learn from mistakes, Julia, LEARN!

But I'm glad we made up because I don't wanna leave my class with so many enemies.
But I only wanna be friends with the enemies whom I have no problems with anymore.

Unlike [censored].. Boy do I have a huge problem with her. I don't care if she's never my friend ever again, really.

Anyway, YAY for friendship!

Thirdly, I've also made peace with Alex.

Isn't this so LOVELY?! I got to speak to Darence and Julien, I made peace with Cliffton and now I'm friends with Alex!

This is one helleva productive day.

We started gossiping about camp and you know what, I felt damn good, even if it lasted only for a while.

However I doubt we'd speak to each other frequently.. He doubts so too.
I mean, there's nothing to talk about right? Plus it's not like I bump into him frequently anyway.

And I have a feeling he doesn't have much guts to talk to me either, haha, no offence. He said so himself.
I'm fine talking to him actually, but he's got a little problem I guess.

I'm going to try to be FRIENDLY and MATURE and wave to him whenever possible!

See, I'm not all cold and vulgar.
Alex, if you're reading this, if I wave at you, don't ignore, k? =) WAVE BACK.

But it's good to know I still can just er.. talk to him. Or something.
Yeah, something like that.

Then I realised that it's okay if he even dumped me for a cent [Okay, maybe I'd be a little bothered >.<] coz I know deep inside he's a good guy, just like Darence.

I think so, I guess. Haha. But he's a good guy, really. I can be a bitch sometimes too anyway.

Darence's a good guy. Sure he may seem a little annoying, but to me, he's like an onion.

Er. Yeah, onion. He's got layers! I got that from Shrek, HAHAHA.

ALRIGHT! I've conquered the feeling of indifference over hate! Am I good or what?!

Fourthly, my sister bought many many pirated DVDS!

Alright! Movie Marathon time!

STAR WARS! WAHAHA!

I'm so happy for today.
All these little things probably don't mean a thing to any of them, the creating peace and stuff, but it means alot to me, thank you people. =)

Alright! Let's do a hairy clap for celebration!

*clap*
*rubs legs* LOUIS! =D

2005-06-10T04:53:00.000-07:00

OH MY GOD.

Aiyan just told me that she agrees with me too, that [censored] is a whiny bitch! [read the content below to know about her]

And Julien agrees too!! WHAHOO!!
And Evonne and F.L kinda agreed as well..
I'm not the only one! Thank god, for a moment there I thought the world was deaf and blind and stupid.

Finally I can bitch about her openly.
YES!!
_________

Quote of the day:

"I got mud up my testicles, you know?"

-- Edward, describing to me about his experience in camp.

I don't see what his testicles has got to do with me, but that was FUNNY.

You better read this entry. It's friggin fun.

Camp really rocked, it only sucked in a way that I had to sleep in the same tent and be with a whiny faggot who pretty much did.. well, Nothing.

I'm probably the only one who doesn't like her, and I know she doesn't like me too.
I don't care, I'm gonna rant.

First Day
We assembled at the MPH and Kenneth immediately pulled out his electric fan and C.Y immediately started whining about how he wanted to go home, 5 minutes into the thing.
Haha.

So we got out tents pitched.
Aiyan, Evonne, F.L, Julien, Darlene and I pitched the tent together, which was kind of a difficulty. MJ was helping us, and he got pretty pissed because of the weather and how slow we were going.

Then later on we went for the Nature Ramble thing, the best.
It was so much fun, the mud was practucally knee-high and it was this sick black colour which dyed our socks.

The mud's pretty strong too. Tried washing my muddy shirt with bleach, but the sickening mud dirt and even David's muddy handprint can't be removed. Agh, the horrors of black mud.

C.Y was quite dainty about getting dirty, but you can't stay clean for long, the instructors made us lie down on the dirty mud and water.
God, it was friggin fun, even though the mud smelled.

We got wet again in the River Challenge thing, and we had to lift Amos up and rotate him while singing the school song.
You can imagine. Lifting Amos up. Not a walk in the park.

And this was the first time in a long time Darence spoke to me.
Yup, after many months of silence, this was what finally made him talk to me.

Ok, so he only spoke to me out of business and race against time.
But still, he addressed me, and I felt.. Dunno, good?

Eh it's just dumb, it didn't mean anything and I'm sure he already forgot, but it did give me a warm feeling.

Then I realised that I don't hate him at all. Really. I just feel.. indifference.
Finally! Peace!

At night, we had to get the floorboards from the top of the hill down to the tents and assembled the floorboards for us to sleep on.

It was dark, muddy, crowded and going against gravity on the hill. Tiring.

But [censored] didn't do any fucking thing.
I think she was more concerned about getting sweaty and tired instead of being more worried about WHERE WE WOULD SLEEP IF WE DIDN'T GET THE FLOORBOARDS ASSEMBLED ON TIME.

Yeah, so she stood there, watching everyone and *ahem* with David, our group leader.
Yup, pretty obvious at who I'm complaining about now huh.

Couldn't really sleep properly, I woke up 3 times.
But it was an awesome experience man.

Then in the morning right when we just woke up, [censored] started squealing again, "I got a mosquito bite on my finger leh! Aiyan! What to do?! What to do?!"

I swear, I could've just kicked her fucking head off her shoulders.
The last thing I wanna hear early in the morning, feeling all groggy, is to listen to some asshole whining about how a bug sucked blood from her finger.

Mosquito bite on your finger? Deal with it, shithead.
I got a bite on my wrist too, and I'm sure many others got bug bites, but you don't see us whining like babies.

We made friends with our other group leader, Louis Chia! Mary Chia's SON!
Joking.

New found B.F.F!
WHOOHOO. He also had really hairy legs.. Like, REAL hairy.
LOUIS'S HAIR RULES THE UNIVERSE.
He was really fussy with us, but overall he really was quite nice.

We even invented a new clap for him: The Hairy Clap
All you have to do is clap your hands together once, then rub your legs, just like what Louis always does! =)

Then I made a comment that Louis was our motivator, coz only when he's a around then we would agree to do the obstacle.

I guess that comment really boosted his ego because he started telling everyone that he's our 'motivator' hahaha.
But it's true! Louis! You're our motivation! Our sole reason to enjoy camp! Haha!

Louis FOREVER!!

We did some activites, then it came to Rafting, which was quite a disaster.

On the way down to the sea, Evonne spotted a pink condom and screamed like a mad chicken, "Oh my gosh! A condom! Someone had sex here!"
And held my hand and ran all the way down, haha!

I couldn't help thinking how people could've had sex on those rocks. Must've been real uncomfortable.

Our group built a triangular shaped raft.
So we paddled to the float which we were supposed to touch, but we accidentally went waaaaay beyond the point and we couldn't paddle back, we just kept moving further away.

Finally, the instructor realised that we couldn't paddle back and would only keep travelling out into the sea, so he tied a rope to our raft and the other team from the other raft had to pull us back! Haha.

Now, [censored] here was being a bitch again. She was able to get a good seat on the tyre and managed to stay considerably dry.

But noooo. She had to whine whine fucking whine again.
"I'm so scared! I'm so scared! AHHHH."
And she didn't even bother to help the team move back to shore!

I had to sit on a bare stick, get wet up to my shoulders, somehow manage to balance on the stick with one hand and paddled with my other hand.

I just wanted to tear her vocal chords out so that she couldn't whine anymore.
She was just being so unbelievably stupid.

Don't get me wrong, I really loved the sea and the paddling and getting wet, but with her whining ringing through my ears when she's in a more comfortable position than me, it was impossible to not get at least a little annoyed.

We had rock climbing, and we cheered Louis on like mad.

Then well.. You know for rock climbing we have to put on this belt thing?
Yeah.. Well.. the belt thing cause Louis's *ahem* private areas *ahem* to be quite explicit..

HAHAHAHHAHAHA!

During dinner, Aiyan and I accompanied Louis while he was eating his dinner.
God it was damn funny.
Aiyan accidentally poked his apple with her fork, and Louis's expression was absolutely incredulous, and it was bloody hilarious!

Kept laughing and laughing like mad.

Then he told us some tips about A maths [he got A1 for A maths!] and blah blah.
Wah lau, he's just damn funny. Can't stand it. I just keep laughing.

So play play play then it was CAMPFIRE TIME!

It was just soooo fun.
Our class kept chanting stupid things, like 'Navin', or 'Edward', or 'bias'.
We started chanting 'bias' because for this dance competition thingy, both times 2H won because one of the judges was the 2H leader or something.

Oh well, just a game. =)

I guess our group leaders were quite nice to us.
David let us sleep 3 minutes and 47 seconds [according to Matthew] after lights out.
Louis even went to refill his bottle to let us drink from it coz we were so hoarse from shouting.

Hairy water! You will gurantee a leg full of hair within 24 hours!
Ah okok, don't make fun. =)

That night Louis joined us for a game of Murderer and Detective!!
We had one hell of a time. Everyone was preparing to go to sleep already, but here he was playing with us and allowing us to sleep late.

Then he accidentally found out about my joke about how his pimples looked symmetrical..
Oh god. Felt bad. Apologized. Don't be offended, k Louis?

Next day, we went home after unpitching all the tents.
Then found out that my ear holes got infected. Argh. Must've been due to the bacteria and stuff at camp..
Oh well.

I LOVED CAMP SO MUCH I WANT TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN!
Well, except without the whiny bitch. =)

Oh yes, speaking of her, I'm not done yet.
Basically she was the ultimate slacker.

What a hypocrite, the last time I heard her diss me was during the training for netball competition, she complained that we weren't putting in enough effort [including me].

And now? She doesn't want to exert a single muscle.

And I heard David trying to tell her to participate more, but all she said was, "But what can i do lorh. There's nothing I can do lorh. There's really nothing I can do lorh."

Oh how I would've loved to wring that fucking neck of hers when she said that. Nothing to do? There's TONNES to do, she's just slacking coz she's afraid of getting tired and sweaty.

Everyone was doing work except her.

Then once, she lost her plastic comb, and she went insanely berserk. She started sulking and complaining alot to Jing Han.

Then when she found it, she just gave a little jump, did a peace sign and squealed, "I found it. Haha." and went on acting as if nothing happened in her dainty world.

What the...?..!

I was fucking incredulous

I was so fucking fed-up.
If i had lost my plastic comb, I would've sucked it up and buy a new one, bloody hell.

And THEN, she also started whining to Aiyan about her pimples, and then she just kept on whining and whining.

My ears felt like they were about to drop off.

I do try to avoid her, but I usually hang out with Aiyan, and she always clings onto Aiyan as well. So it's a little hard to avoid.

I've been tolerating her for a real long time now, I feel that if she goes on like this, I'm gonna break and shout at her to fuck off.

Why no one else finds her irritating is a mystery to me.

Camp would've been absolutely PERFECT, if it weren't for her.
She's the thorn in my ass. She's the blood with leaks out of my underwear when I have my period. She is the dandruff in my hair. She is the mosquito bite on my wrist.

Anyway, I loved camp.
I think the reason is because the aim of the camp actually DID work, unlike other slogans or campaigns which only results in sloganism.

First, we could work together.
Second, Darence finally spoke to me.
Thirdly, we had loads of fun.
Fourthly, made friends with LOUIS HAHA.

So, camp worked, except for the faggot. =)

2005-06-06T01:56:00.000-07:00

Had to put up password again for my sister just in case some dipshit comes and steal her work again.
Sorry.

Last entry before the Sec 2 cohort camp starts. Tomorrow.
Nargh.
Noooo.
Negative.
Nay.

Having a weird conversation about ways to be constipated so that we don't need to shit for the next 3 days in Sarimbun.
Yup, a way to save toilet paper! =)

2005-06-05T07:08:00.000-07:00

Shitass.

Really wanna watch Downfall. Movie about Hitler.
The Rise of Evil one was kinda bad.. Heh.

But Downfall's NC-16.
Here comes the appropriate word: Shitass

Shall buy the pirated DVD then. Oh yeah piracy rules, being 'HIP' and 'ORIGINAL' drools.
___________

ARGH. Accidentally left my handphone in Eunice's house.
Sorry if I don't answer your phonecalls or messages.
Just like Lizard.. Heh.

Watched MADAGASCAR.
Terrible disappointment.
Full of crapshit about animals being stuck on an island.

I'm not movie expert, but here it goes:

Rating: -5923049/5

1) No Villain.
Yeah, there wasn't any villain. I suppose the 'villain' was supposed to be Alex the Lion when he grew psychotic because of the lack of high class steak in his diet.

Yeah, he bit Marty the Zebra's ass, nice one. That made him evil.

2) Animation = Bleugh.
The lion's arms were fucking huge, not in proportion to the rest of his body.

So he kinda looked like some animal version of Johnny Bravo [That's a cartoon network character for some dipshits]

Marty the Zebra's and Melman the Giraffe's nostrils were huge enough to stick your fists in them. Not a bad idea if you wanna break their noses.

3) Lemurs looked creepy.
Yeah, you know the funny little weird animal with big scary yellow eyes?
Pretty creepy looking.
I thought they were gonna be the evil villains in the story due to their scary looks, but nooo they didn't.

4) Comedy was lame
Jokes weren't that funny. Had the potential though.

Haha, speaking of 'lame', Dee gave us a riddle:

What do you call a limping shrimp?
Think about it.
Hint: Half ah beng language.

Anyway, we met at Eunice's nice big big house, then we left for Cineleisure. Again. Eunice's cousin tagged along.

Ate Yoshinoya mmmmm...beef...

Then we bought tickets and watched the ghastly movie.
Only Eunice liked it, haha. Ironic, since she was the one who the most reluctant to watch that movie.

And guess who we bumped into!

AASHNA! She's incredibly pretty now, and grew loads taller too.
Ah ohmygosh.

Then we sat around a small table with the super high chairs and just talked for a long time.
About exams, compositions, etc etc.
Fun.

We were so close to meeting Ryu, Lizard's gangster friend, unfortunately he went overseas. Hah.
Wanted to meet Javen, who's apparently uh.. 120kg. Hmm. Interesting.
And he used to have a crush on Lizard too HAHHAHAHAHHA.

Then we went off to the arcade again. Played table hockey, car racing, blah blah.

Went back to Eunice house and sat on her wonderful velvet nice beautiful gorgeous heavenly couch which could recline.
And on that couch we just talked alot again.
Real fun.

We were complaining about the Ministry of Education and the education system in Singapore.

Actually, I guess i kinda regret a little for not studying harder for my PSLE.
I mean, a week before the exams and I was still going off to Eunice's house having a hell of a time with VC, Denise and Lizard.

But we all agreed that PSLE was a pretty unfair and inaccurate way of classifying people into different schools, even Denise agrees and she goes to CGS.

I mean, you can't expect 12 year olds to like.. I don't know, perform well under pressure. Come to think of it, we were pretty stupid when we were 12.

And for Eunice's case, we bet that she could've gotten into a top school, but it was only her chinese that pulled her waaaay down.
She did really well in her other subjects, so it isn't fair that she got pushed into a.. well.. 'lousy' school.

So we were just complaining and blah blah blah.
Lizard's considering to write a proposal.
Most likely not gonna work. Unless if you have like, 600 people signed in a petition.

Oh well.
Life's unfair. What's new.

Later on we played pool.
Yup, she has her own pool table. A shiok one too, better than the ones at arcades.

Played a few games, really fun.
But we stopped because the pizza came and the mosquitoes were making a meal out of our legs. >.<

Then after pizza, we played Nintendo, Pokemon game.
Eunice won everything, haha.

We accidentally encountered a very.. disturbing scene.
[censored] and Eunice's dad were.. well.. *cough*
Nothing dirty, not sex, but it was disturbing.

I don't really mind saying it, but just in case Eunice wants her privacy.

Then we went home and I discovered that I left my friggin phone in Eunice's house.

Tried listening to the English version of the Notre Dame de Paris soundtrack.
God, it's awesome.
Watched the musical on DVD with my sister last night till 2am, it's really good.

Notre Dame de Paris. Buy it.
Oh sure it may be in french but there's English sustitles, so BUY BUY BUY.

We were thinking; if Victor Hugo was alive today and watched how his book has become into musicals and movies, would he be pissed off?

The cartoon movie, Hunchback of Notre Dame, pretty much changed his entire plot in his book.. The musical stuck more to the plot I guess, but it cut out alot of stuff too.

Wonder if Mr Hugo would be pissed... Hmmm.

Psst.
Answer to the riddle: Lame sia.
Get it?! HAHA! Was laughing like mad.

2005-06-01T07:07:00.000-07:00

HEYA SEXAYE

Haha. Got your attention.

Tution today was friggin fun.
Mr Eio didn't come.. So a woman came and taught us on STDs.
So the dudes went OOLALA!

The teacher made Zhi Wen and Alex to draw the male & female reproductive systems on the whiteboard since they seemed so 'pro' on the subject.

Alex drew and redrew the friggin HIPS of the woman so many times that he made 2 markers run out of ink!
And they didn't even look like hips, looked like a tree bark.

Zhi Wen's drawing of the male reproductive system was waaaaay worse.
You couldn't see a thing. Looked like some shit all cluttered up.

In actual fact, the male's balls have some sort of hair thingy on them, but they way he drew it looked as if the balls were growing some sort of durian fungus.
God.

So the teacher taught us the reproductive systems using the so-called models.
They made a big fuss over which was a uterus lining and which was the uterus.
Like they can't tell.. -_-'

I think the dudes's hormones went a little crazy. The teacher was considerably pretty so i think they were kind of flirting with her.
Ecks! And Alex could practically finish her sentences, that shows how bloody pro he is in Chapter 6.

Then blah blah blah, Zhi Wen started beating around the bush on whether or not a condom prevents you from getting AIDS if you're having sex with a AIDS infected person.

The answer's NONONONO.

But he didn't seem to get that and kept repeating and repeating his bloody question.
Sickening, I still don't see how the fella can get a 88/100 for science.
Stab stab stab.

After tution, Eunice and I stalked Calvin again [BORED LAH!], found out which apartment he lives in.

Then later we encountered a beautiful little PLAYGROUND!
It's been a while since we big teenagers have been playing at the playground, hasn't it?

It was pitch black already, but that was what made it even more fun.
We went down the slides, played tic tac toe, the monkey bars, the spiral stairs etc etc.

Then we could make out some vandalism on the tic tac toe board, so we used the lights from our handphones to check it out.
Stupid, all the love messages and call for free sex numbers.

Then we decided to do a little vandalism ourselves...
We used her permanent marker and deicided to draw on the spiral steps:

In 2005...
Calvin!! We are stalking you!!
Calvin, Aged 14, New Town Sec School.
WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!! BWAHAHAHA!! >=)
Nathan! Aged 14, KRSS. We will stalk you next!!
BWAHAHAHA!!
From: Us.

Eh I doubt Calvin goes to that playground anyway. But we decided not to include Grey Pig's name otherwise it'd be pretty obvious who it came from if they actually managed to read it.

Some assholes kept hogging the monkey bars area and smoking, so Eunice and I kept mumuring and grumbling about them.
So while we were waiting for the hoggers to leave, we started talking about the playgrounds we used to go to when we were young.

Then we complained about how Singapore's bloody lights made the stars in the sky unable to be seen. She said she used to sit in a white swing all night and stare at the stars.

But now you can't see one single star. Fucking s'pore street lights..

Then she told me her past playground experiences, and made me recall mine too.

All that playground talk made me feel nostalgic.

I still remember the days my dad would take me to the Ginza Plaza playground.
And I'd play the whole night, absolutely fascinated by the stuff. The playground was pretty huge too. Now it has shut down though..

Then I'd occasionally meet my friends in kindergarten, Simon and Virginia [Unbelievable, I still remember their names?!], then we'd play together for hours.

One particular time, I plucked out some little flowers and started scattering the area with them, and made my dad find them. Like hide and seek the flowers.

I couldn't reach the monkey bars back then and I would make my dad lift me up and carry me throughout the entire time I was on the monkey bars.
Then I'd run around, screaming and lifting myself up on bars and running and climbing and running and climbing...

Ah. I just wanna run and climb and scream like that again.

All those thoughts just came as a wash of peace over me. Aaahh. All the times when shit didn't matter...

Anyway, finally the assholes left, and MONKEY BARS ALL THE WAY!
Eunice couldn't do it, and while letting go, she spun an entire 360 degrees. Haha.

We got kinda sweaty and got bitten by evil mosquitoes, so we left.
And we went home.

2005-05-30T23:19:00.000-07:00

Damn, yesterday was fun fun fun.
Ignatius's farewell party..
Couldn't update coz I was so friggin tired...

I got 5 bruises as a result of that fun though..
But it was worth it, haha.

First, I had to meet Evonne, F.L and Alicia at Eunos MRT station while i live at Clementi, so I was going to the east and back to the west again to meet the rest of the class at Buono Vista MRT.

But never mind, I was bored at home anyway.
But then F.L called to ask me to get off the train and get onto the train heading towards Boon Lay to meet them on the train, then she'd call me when she reached the Aljunied station.

But! Cliffton called F.L when they reached Aljunied station, so she couldn't call me and I ended up missing the bloody train.

Argh I was friggin pissed, but Athelete's 'Half Light' cheered me up. Hah.

So we all met at the Buono Vista taxi stand..

Evonne, F.L, Alicia, Xiang Yu, Janice, Serene, Jillene, Julien, Heather, Shaun, Terence, Yaseen, Navin, Alsyaari, Amos, Kenneth, Ming Yan, Wei Liang, Cliffton, Tze Pui, Gary, Kabeer, Izhaq, Keng Lai and Wei Lun came.

[Sorry if I missed anyone out.. Too many people -_-' Aiyan, Rika, Kirin and Natasha couldn't come.]

So we all squeezed into 2 of Ignatius's cars and we arrived at Igna's house!
It just seems to get bigger and bigger.

It's the best house I've ever, ever been in and seen.
Unbelievable. It's humongous!

Things started off a little slow at first..
We just watched some TV, played badminton, etc.

Then they bought $50 worth of M&Ms, Skittles and Malteasers.
Then they emptied all of the packets into a huge wine-glass like bowl, it looked GREAT.
We just snacked the chocolates in it all day.

Later on the guys started jumping into the pool, with their clothes and everything.

Evonne, F.L, Alicia and I went to check it out and got sprayed by Gary with a hose, bloody hell.

Then they started dragging us into the pool one by one.
Shaun and Alsyaari dragged F.L into the pool, it was friggin hilarious, she was grabbing whatever that could possibly slow her down, she grabbed the plants and the leaves cmae off.

Then Alsyaari dragged me into the pool.

It's been a while since I've swam.. Felt so.. Weird being in the water for that second.
Kinda have a funny feeling with all that gel like substance enclosed all around you.
Felt refreshing though =)

Gary pulled Evonne in, squeak.
She lost her slippers, and Kenneth pulled off her rubber band and we spent some time looking for it..

Soon, everyone was in the pool, except Terence.
F.L and I tried dragging him in, but unsuccessful. =(

So for like, dunno, 3 or 4 hours, we just swam and swam and played and played in the pool.

We had loads of fun pushing people in too.
Managed to push Alsyaari in while he was doing a Hitler pose, then he started pushing me in like, 50 times, which resulted in bruises =(

Wei Liang kept pushing F.L in.. Kenneth dragged her in by the foot, my god, i thought she was gonna hit her head.

F.L and I pushed Izhaq in [BIG accomplishment], then he got all attitude-ish and cursed us.
Then when we got into the pool, he started splashing us and blah blah.
Haha, stupid.

Igna has this AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME sound system too.
It's portable, transparent in colour and small and everything, and it can BLAST the music!
ARGH! I want one!!

Evonne can't swim, so in the pool, F.L had to piggy back her all the way, haha!
Then I clung onto Evonne and Alicia clung onto me, so it was kinda like a train.

Terence was taking pictures, and there were flashes.
Amos was like, "Did anyone see the lightning?!"
HAHA!

Speaking of Amos, he kept splashing us, fucking irritating.
But heck =)

Finally, after a few hours, we all got out of the pool, and it was freezing.
Then we ate dinner.
Wei Lun brought along some CRABS for us to eat.. Gosh.

Food was goood.

Then well.. nothing much happened afterwards.
The dudes played basketball and stuff.

We went into the house and had a nice tour.

Went into the bathroom, AND OH MY GOD!
He has a gold swan shaped tap and 2 seperate bathrooms for males and females, damn nice bathroom.

C.Y and Darence weren't invited.. Coz Igna doesn't like them.
Which kinda came as a surprise, I thought they all liked C.Y. First time hearing them diss him.
Felt kinda bad...
Then they started scolding F.L for not lying to C.Y about the party.
Agh c'mon, why so bad to him? =S

Later we sneaked into the kitchen [Igna has 3 fridges] and stole Igan's japanese ice cream, MOCHI!
Mmmm.. Mochi...

Nothing much happened afterwards..
We pretty much went home kinda early..

And that was it. We became wet, and had fun. =)