Okay, I'll type a proper history about 2C.

The very first day of school was just a crappy one. Ironically, the first friend I made was Jasmine aka Esther. Just doesn't feel right eh.

Right, so our socks were knee-high, skirts were dragging on the ground, blouses were 5 times too big for us and ultimately, we had big fat 'L's smacked on every one of us.

It was like, my first time being exposed to actual numerous dudes in my 13 years of living so I was rather naive and thought dudes were the idiots who roam the Earth.

So I thought every dude looked exactly the same, I was appalled that I would have to spend 2 years with dudes whom I don't even recognise.

Yeah, I mixed Shaun and Tsz Pui up. Too much info.

Anyway, sec 1 wasn't a very exciting year. Relationships came and went, sob sob, yay yay, yeah you get the point. Crushes came and went as well.

Then we had Guna as our science teacher for 2 whole years, we've collected several strange quotes from her:

"I don't want anyone to smile!"

"If you don't revise, you won't know what you don't know!"

"As long as someone is talking, I will stop teaching!" *goes back to teaching after 3 seconds*

"Maybe I should just sit down and let you throw away!" (Huh?)

You get the point, she hated us like hell for making loads of noise. Every science lesson, you can hear Izhaq's voice ringing out some smart-ass comment and Guna's retort.

Then there was that day when Guna's hair FLEW!
Okay, she wasn't wearing a wig but her hairjust went haywire in the wind. Hilarious Guna moment.

And ah, who can ever forget the one and only Mdm Ng? The only human being who talks like a pufferfish struggling for air?

"Netives!" (Negatives)
"Poz-zee-tifs!" (Positives)
"Piss-ter!" (Peter)

On and On and On.
And after 2 suffering and sleeping years of math with her, she got a bone disease in her arm and TA DAH! Came Mrs Stubbings.

Mrs Stubbings is by far the worst teacher I've ever met.

Darence wrote the "Fuck you bitch" on the math paper and whooops, she found out.
Then she went whining to her colleagues to proceeded to scold and yell at Darence.

Mr Kang: "Darence! You are so CHEAPSKATE!"

I think 2C was the most scolded class in 2005. Seriously.

Every other day, we would have some random teacher walking in and yelling the shit out of us, saying how lousy we are in our grades and how filty our classroom is, like Gorilla/Potato and Ms Nah.

But no one gave a rat's shit anyway.
Plus, we managed to be the best sports class by winning the Sports Day class champion, inter-class netball and inter-class volleyball.

The only thing we lost was soccer. Haw haw.

Anyway, 2C had EVERYTHING happening, 24/7. Food, gossip, fights, cards etc.
Yeah, we make the other classes look dead man.

We've had buffets in class, and the teachers are too blind to notice.
We can randomly leave the class during Maniam's lesson because she's just plain retarded.

And we listen to our mp3s every single day, even when we're doing work.

Heh. Come to think of it, 2C was just super slack man.

I guess I kinda regret not spending time to properly know some of the people in 2C, like Wayne or something. You know, it's just one of those people whom you just never hang out with, yeah?

It's kind of a pity that we've only managed to properly get to know Ali and Kabeer the last few months. But at least it was better than nothing.

Notice how I'm leaving the Bimbo Gang out of all of this? Yeah, those are people I'll never miss, believe me.
And also Whiny Bitch and Shithead.

But other than those weirdos, yeah.
Gonna miss Evonne the most man. Errgghh.

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Hokai hokai, what did I miss out..
Ah, the bazaar.

There isn't much to say, 2C's stall was PS2 and X Box. Awesome eh. Hooey.

I guess the main thing was Talentsearch. That was the only big thing that happened anyhoo.

Well, as we all predicted, the minah dancing chickens won, despite our votes.

When the people were placing their votes in the dancing chicken's box, one of them kept jumping about like mad, it was just scary man.
She just kept prancing about at high speed, she looked like she was having fits.

So yeah, when Bryan didn't get into the final 2, the lot of us were like, "IS THIS TALENTSEARCH?! Especially the dude behind me. Christ.

At the heat of the moment, it was like, Is this talentsearch or slutsearch? sort of thing.

Paula was chanting, "Uncle John's Moon Party!" a few times while the MCs were talking, I guess you can say the crowd wasn't very pleased eh.

I was pretty pissed at first because I don't consider dancing like that as a talent.

Dancing as in professional dancing, breakdancing and stuff like that is a talent, but not that sort of minah dancing. It's the sort of dancing which everyone can do.

Like.. Kick your leg. Shake your ass. Blah blah blah. You can do it too.
And there were about 2 or 3 other groups which did that as well.

T2B wasn't any better either, they were singing the Lion King song and shaking their chests along with it.
Looked wrong.

Seriously, it's a miracle that they got into the finals.
But oh well.

But yeah, whatever, it was just a Talentsearch thingy. If it boosts the minahs' egos, well.. haha.
I'm actually still quite disgusted, but I'll get over it. Hah.

Yeah, and that's it. Maybe I'll edit later. Feeling lazy, weather's humid and most importantly, I need to pee. =)