I find this utterly hilarious, read:
["says:" = Jia Heng. "Shweizer" = me] :

says: says:
hEyz

- Shweizer says:
heyo

says: says:
haha...u noe the thin bout darlene?.. [Whiny Bitch]

says: says:
lol

- Shweizer says:
what thing?

- Shweizer says:
there're alot of things

says: says:
the phone thing..

- Shweizer says:
er.. her phone has a lot of pictures of herself?

says: says:
nahz..

- Shweizer says:
oh

says: says:
seemed tt fl haven told u..

- Shweizer says:
oh okay, tell me

says: says:
haha..

- Shweizer says:
>.<

says: says:
u noe tt dae our sec 3 net ball

says: says:
aft tt..

- Shweizer says:
yeah..

says: says:
when the whole thing ends

says: says:
she went stomping her foot 2 mr singh whining bout her phone missing..

- Shweizer says:
!!!!!!!!

says: says:
she was like "y mi!! y of all people mi...!!!"

- Shweizer says:
*jaw drops*

- Shweizer says:
omg

- Shweizer says:
whiny pisshead

says: says:
then she create a lot of noise n attracted a lot of attention

- Shweizer says:
wow..

says: says:
the funniest part is..

says: says:
after 5 min of whining

says: says:
her friend approached her n said.. "darlene..ur phone is ringing..."

says: says:
lol

says: says:
she was so pai seh

- Shweizer says:
what the...!

- Shweizer says:
HAHA

- Shweizer says:
funny shit

says: says:
haha... u shld b there...it wuld be 10 times funnier if u seen it urself

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Then blah blah blah. I was practically laughing my guts out in front of the computer.

I bet Mr Singh was appalled, like, "Why's this crazy whiny nut whining to me?!"

Update later.