HOOHAH!

Ever since Fatimah brought that damn nail file to school, the entire sec 2 cohort is now busy buffing their nails.

Well, technically, Fatimah's friends. Which includes Ali.
HAH! Imagine Ali with shiny pretty nails.

SHINY! OOO.

Geez.

Anyhoo.
We've just received our streaming option forms today.

And also got our overall scores.
ALAS! LOW AND BEHOLD! Here they are:

English : 65 (Yeah I know, what the fuck)
MT : 63 (Haw haw?)
Literature : 65 (Yeah I know, what the fuck)
History : 72
Geography : 65
Mathematics: 70
Science : 75
Art : 65 (Yeah I know, what the fuck)
D&T : 66
Overall Percentage: 67.3%
Class Position: 5/41
Level Position: 39/360

Right, English was a fucker because of IPW.
Literature was a fucker as well because of god-knows-what.
Art was a fucker too because art in TK sucks.

Did I mention how limited the choices are?

Right. Triple science only has geography elective, no history elective.
Double science with literature also only has geography elective.

Combination 1: Triple science + Geog Elect
Combination 2: Double science(phy & chem) + literature + Geog elect

And the rest are bascially just shit.
OH GEE. Choices, choices!

I've got horror stories about triple science all flooding in, so christ. I don't know.
Then there's the whole dilemma about JC and my future career and blah blah blah.

Mrs Guna was just being completely vague about her opinion.

There's this little box on the form which the science teacher will have to write whether you should go to triple or double or combined.

So Mrs Guna stared at my option form and was like:

Guna: Hmm. Your overall arh..

Me: Yeah?

Guna: Can get into triple science. Yes.

Me: Really?

Guna: If you want to lah. Can. Maybe.

Me: ...So is that a yes or no on triple?

Guna: If you want to lah. Can. Maybe.

Me: So can I enter triple or not?!

Guna: If you want to! Maybe! Can!

Me: AH CHRIST!

Guna: Huh? Whatever lah. NEXT!

Yup, gotta decide what to do when I grow up within 4 days.
What to be, what to be.
3A.. 3K. Po-tei-to.. Po-tah-to.

Ah heck. Chose combination 2 as the first choice.
Triple science will be the 2nd choice.
Hooey.

My dad was all pissed off.
"Why isn't there Literature and history together?! Huh?! I'm going to the school to complain."
For once, I agree.

Alrighty, speaking of which, I've just discovered how darn kiasu the bimbos in my class are.

They were checking out Soo Mi's geography paper [Which wasn't a surprise because they check out EVERYONE's papers.]

They discovered a calculation error [Look! They actually CALCULATE other people's paper's marks. This has kiasu written all over it.]

And reported it to the teacher, without Soo Mi's permission.
Mother of God.

And what freaks me even more is that one of them might end up in the same class as me next year.
I pray hard they won't. But heck, God doesn't exist so I just gotta hope.

They gush over everyone, really. They kinda toddle over to your seat, one whole gang of them and here it goes:

Bimbos: How much did you get?! How much do you get?! *hops around excitedly*

Victim: Uh.. 70/100?

Bimbos: OHH! So good!! I only got like, 80?! Because the teacher cut off my marks! Calculation error lah.. I actually wanted 85 you know, and my parents wanted 90! Can you believe it?! My parents are going to scold me lah! This sucks leh. Your marks quite good wad. But my parents are going to scold me leh. Not nice you know. What to do? 80 isn't good enough lorh. I worked very hard leh. Sigh, if only I got 90 lorh. Blah blah blah crap crap crap crap ya di da......

Victim: *Wakes up* Eh heh. Right. Great. *Tries to sneak away*

Naarrgghh.
If I gotta endure that for another 2 years..

Don't get me wrong, they're actually nice people on the surface, in general.

But.. They've got no oomph. Get it? They're backstabbing asses in their hearts anyway.

And they're all obsessed with grades. I think that's why they're bimbos, they don't care about anything else except grades.

Wake up man! There's more to life.

Fascinating thing is that half of them study like mad, just to win others. Yet? They get crappy marks.
Kinda weird logic going there. But whatever.

Anyway, this is random, but I think our generation's doomed.
We're so gonna die by 50.

Look at the crap we're comsuming.
McDonalds and KFC food is gonna clog up our arteries and before you know it, byebye. And you're still 40.

Our eyes are gonna shrivel up, our hips will fracture due to the whole sitting-in-front-of-the-computers-for-too-long thingy, and not to mention diabetes as well.

Oh well.
Shit happens.
And when it does, just say, "EAT MY SHORTS!"