[EMO EMO EMO EMO CRAP]

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Alrighty, Emo feelings aside.
Xiao PyNkz's Flirt Guide is here.



Yay.

Step 1) Put on mascara and eyeliner of some sort. Make your eyes look BIG and CUTEY WOOTY and whatever.

Step 2) Practise 50 sets of eyelash bats everyday. You'll need it.

Step 3) Approach your victim future boyfriend with full confidence!

Step 4) Squeeze into the seat next to him, no matter how fat you are or how small the little space is. Closer the better.

Step 5) Shower him with compliments like, "OMG I LOVE SOCCER TOO!! YOU ROCK AT SOCCER!!"

Step 6) Work those eyelashes

Step 7) Laugh whenever he makes a joke, no matter how lame or stupid it is.

Step 8) Slap his arm every time he either pushes you away, insults you, pulls your hair, makes a crappy joke, laughs, talks to another person, talks to you or does anything else for that matter.

Step 9) Pull his arm or leg everytime he either pushes you away, insults you, pulls your hair, makes a crappy joke, laughs, talks to another person, talks to you or does anything else for that matter.

Step 10) Cling, girl. CLING!

Step 11) Ask for his phone number. If he rejects, whack his arm playfully until he gives it to you.

Step 12) SMS him day in and day out. Stuff like, "Heex, todae u beri cutex worhx"

Step 13) Write mushy testimonials for him all over friendster, or should I say, "testis".

Step 14) If he still refuses to be your boyfriend, well heck.
Plenty of other fish in the sea! Go on and ahead and repeat the procedure on a more gullible and loser dude.

Tada.

Okay, it's not that great, maybe I'll touch up when I have the time.
HOKAI!